Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[Ed Special]

Alright, lads, I'm calling it now - Based on his history of always saying he's going to do something, only to fail or give up about ten minutes in, I think Francis is going to try to hang himself, only for the belt to snap just when he's in that sweet spot where his brain's been oxygen-deprived for long enough to cause severe permanent brain damage, but not long enough to actually kill him.
#FrancisForVegetable2025

 

[Seto Muthafukin' Kaiba]

Alright, lads, I'm calling it now - Based on his history of always saying he's going to do something, only to fail or give up about ten minutes in, I think Francis is going to try to hang himself, only for the belt to snap just when he's in that sweet spot where his brain's been oxygen-deprived for long enough to cause severe permanent brain damage, but not long enough to actually kill him.
#FrancisForVegetable2025

If this happens, can we all collectively agree to call the arc that follows The VeggieTales?

 

[TokiBun]

When you goon to artwork by fucking AnimatedJames (who also has a thread on here), that's when you gotta pack it tf up and tie that noose already.

Even AnimatedJames knew when to pack it up and leave the internet (unless rumors of him coming back quietly with an alt are true.)
Hell if James came back now and only posted his animations and didn't sperg about his fetishes people probably wouldn't mind. Francis has 0 chance of doing the same.

 

[Colon capital V]

Got in communication with slingofan through Cazz. Mini-interview below.
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>Made the "Meet your friend" song.
Can you ask if he'll actually finish it? This is kind of a bop (which is apparently an extremely high bar to pass for FNF niggers) and also wpuld make Frank seethe harder a decent song is made to mock him.

 

[NiggaBallsHD]

Alright, lads, I'm calling it now - Based on his history of always saying he's going to do something, only to fail or give up about ten minutes in, I think Francis is going to try to hang himself, only for the belt to snap just when he's in that sweet spot where his brain's been oxygen-deprived for long enough to cause severe permanent brain damage, but not long enough to actually kill him.
#FrancisForVegetable2025

"He's gonna kill himself just wait!" "Oh, he's gonna do it. Just you wait!!11!!1"

Francis has a history of being a massive pussy when it comes to killing himself, and he's done it several times before. He's never gonna end his own life. He's gonna live the rest of his miserable life as a fat, useless, junk food gorging, child raping, homeless autist that steals rotten food from garbage cans. Nothing ever happens.

 

[TokiBun]

I would just like to give the thread an apology for being worried it would turn out like the Birdie thread: no archiving, sperging about literal who's, etc. I judged newer Kiwis too harshly.
Semper Fi's will be distributed when able for these amazing contributions!

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

It’s like Groundhogs Day with fart pornography and suicide baiting.

 

[twinArmageddons]

It’s like Groundhogs Day with fart pornography and suicide baiting.

Braphogs day you could say

 

[Crumpet Smacker]

work in progress Francis video im making, will work on it more tomorrow

 

[twinArmageddons]

work in progress Francis video im making, will work on it more tomorrow

i was kinda expecting the cosmodore version due to francis's nature but tis the original song

 

[Crumpet Smacker]

i was kinda expecting the cosmodore version due to francis's nature but tis the original song

damn i forgot about that one

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

I honestly have no words for this man nailing shut his own coffin at high speeds, pure distilled retardation in the form of a human being. Godspeed everyone who is making videos and media. I hope every single video is met with a 30 minute twitter screech.

Cool to know who finally did the music for that banger video (AND WHY DOES THAT FUCKING MATTER) I got it stuck in my head for a week once and I was trying to find who did it. I hope he makes it a full song

 

[MoonlightFour]

foreshadowing?

Fuck I'm so used to this thread going insane multiple times a day I can't handle it being slow. Francis come back

is it really foreshadowing when he fails everytime

genuinely god bless you people for your support. i was at the eye doctor so i was gone for a little bit, but y'all have donated over 100 dollars to the team thus far.


i do want to find some way to repay y'all for supporting the game and helping me pay the devs. given i still want the game to be all ages, i was thinking of something subtle, like a mention in the credits (because i plan on adding a credits menu for the team, external libraries, and supporters) under . i'll see if maybe i can have a bulletin board on the wall somewhere with a kiwi bird on it?

any ideas are welcome, just remember that the game's for all ages. and genuinely, god bless y'all for this. it brings a tear to my eye, especially because the site renowned for being transphobic and all these other nasty things is supporting a team ran by a black, furry, nonbinary game developer on roblox. you people really are amazing
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currently its now at 68% we broke the 1k mark

 

[Ed Special]

"He's gonna kill himself just wait!" "Oh, he's gonna do it. Just you wait!!11!!1"

Francis has a history of being a massive pussy when it comes to killing himself, and he's done it several times before. He's never gonna end his own life. He's gonna live the rest of his miserable life as a fat, useless, junk food gorging, child raping, homeless autist that steals rotten food from garbage cans. Nothing ever happens.

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Yes, I know Francis is too much of a retarded pussy to try to kill himself, I'm just having fun taking the piss.

 

[crackers breakfast]

work in progress Francis video im making, will work on it more tomorrow

im not gonna lie i had something in mind with frank and runaway too, maybe some ai cover with edited text

 

[Colon capital V]

If Francis reactivates his account, make sure to comb through who follows him just so we can further nail down he is deliberately showing minors NSFW content. I know it'd be like dousing gasoline on someone who's burning in lava, but more evidence is always good evidence on why he should NEVER be interacted with.

 

[McSneaks]

Alright, lads, I'm calling it now - Based on his history of always saying he's going to do something, only to fail or give up about ten minutes in, I think Francis is going to try to hang himself, only for the belt to snap just when he's in that sweet spot where his brain's been oxygen-deprived for long enough to cause severe permanent brain damage, but not long enough to actually kill him.
#FrancisForVegetable2025

I don't believe he's intelligent enough to make a knot tbh. And he's probably not allowed to have doors on his rooms because he's such a super serial suicidal menace so the belt is out.

Not to mention necking yourself actually hurts and all this pussy could manage the one time it was "definitely real" was take 3 advils and call 911 lul

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Alright, lads, I'm calling it now - Based on his history of always saying he's going to do something, only to fail or give up about ten minutes in, I think Francis is going to try to hang himself, only for the belt to snap just when he's in that sweet spot where his brain's been oxygen-deprived for long enough to cause severe permanent brain damage, but not long enough to actually kill him.
#FrancisForVegetable2025

Considering Frankie's recent behavior, this has probably already happened.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

>Jesse, we need to draw fart porn
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Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how often I suicide bait a month? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to log off? A xitter account lolcow-y enough that it could have its own thread on Kiwi Farms goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not getting groomed. I am the groomer. A girl opens her DMs and gets raped, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who gets farted on!

 

[WallPayPurr]

To think this all started with racist edits of his comic on the Sharty