Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

Soynix Wright said:
The internet is like fent to him. He doesn't want to use it but his addiction of being a fat fucking degenerate prevents him from controlling himself.
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So the usual Francis stuff

UnFuNnYmEmE said:
You've got eyes, little green nigger. Use them to read. or just read the thread highlights.
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From what i gathered he's back to chasing trannies

it's really telling that a retarded degen like him would be attracted to troons
 
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SHITFUCKER6969 said:
Prediction: Francis will come back to announce he is now Francine
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The troon theory is such an odd case because Francis is the perfect porn addicted gooner candidate to troon out and every signs would point that he would but for some reason he never once tried trooning out. He did have weird made up pronouns shit in his bio and chased troons but this is as far as it got.

What do you ppl think is keeping him out from trooning out???? because honestly I have no clue at this point and I highly fucking doubt Francis is smart enough to know cutting his dick off is a bad call this is the same guy that was drawing hello kitty fart porn and falling for every bait imaginable
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WallPayPurr said:
What do you ppl think is keeping him out from trooning out????
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We speculated that he would, and he acknowledged that he would never "become a brapping trans woman by 2026" so he's specifically avoided the full troonout to spite us.

Or the more likely answer: Nothing, he just hasn't been given enough time.
 
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twinArmageddons said:
the francis wiki says 10 times while happenings say 11
i heard it was 22 times iirc
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The definition of a suicide bait is wildly debated by francistorians. Some claim it’s him actually going to a ward, some say it’s him officially proclaiming “I will commit suicide”, and some say it’s just anything from him saying something along the lines of “I need to send myself to a ward bla bla bla” I am of the opinion that in order for it to be a bait he has to say he’s going to kill himself
 
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dcss said:
The definition of a suicide bait is wildly debated by francistorians. Some claim it’s him actually going to a ward, some say it’s him officially proclaiming “I will commit suicide”, and some say it’s just anything from him saying something along the lines of “I need to send myself to a ward bla bla bla” I am of the opinion that in order for it to be a bait he has to say he’s going to kill himself
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we categorizing his baits now? proper suicide baits, ward baiting, and something bad is gonna happen to me baiting anything for attention iirc
 
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The definition of a suicide bait is wildly debated by francistorians. Some claim it’s him actually going to a ward, some say it’s him officially proclaiming “I will commit suicide”, and some say it’s just anything from him saying something along the lines of “I need to send myself to a ward bla bla bla” I am of the opinion that in order for it to be a bait he has to say he’s going to kill himself
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Are we really calling niggas francistorians now? There has to be a better name, come on guys. Step it up.

Also, it doesn’t matter how he suicide baited. What makes it SB is the intention, whether or not it was “I need to go to le psych ward…” or “I am going to hit myself in the head with a sledgehammer and kill myself”. And I can guarantee he intended it each and every time, because he’s a SBing faggot.

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Datsmology / Datsmologists?
 
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alogatog said:
Francology absolutely fucks. A “Francologist” sounds like a doctor that works exclusively with dicks or the spleen or something. Sounds totally plausible as a word
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bad news
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but to be honest it doesnt matter


 
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