- Joined
- Feb 13, 2020
Russian children are being taught Glorious Soviet Russian Patriotism.Don't worry. Under Fredrick's desired communist utopia, children will lead candied lives. That's what happened last time, right?
Teacher asks: "Where are children fed the most delicious food in the world?"
Pupils answer: "In Soviet Russian Motherland!"
Faint sobbing is coming from the back of the classroom.
Teacher asks: "Where are children clothed in the finest garments in the world?"
Pupils answer: "In Soviet Russian Motherland!"
Distinct sounds of muffled crying are coming from the back of the classroom.
Teacher asks: "Where do children play with the best toys in the world?"
Pupils answer: "In Soviet Russian Motherland!"
One of them starts to wail.
Teacher walks over, asks him "Why are you crying little Oleg? Do you pity the children of the Imperialist West?"
"NO TEACHER, I WANT TO MOVE TO THE SOVIET RUSSIAN MOTHERLAND!"