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There's something about that journal entry that leaves the same skin crawly feeling that Twilight did. Godbear forbid this woman ever does write fiction, it would probably be the next big craze.
 
MerriedxReldnahc said:
having astral mind sex with her husband, Louis XIII of France.
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Dude, thats so crazy it's awesome. I want to see the nude photoshops she claims to have done.
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"If ...I...just think...hard enough..."
POP!
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Am I the only one who thought Inigo Montoya?
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Louis XIII looked more like Zappa than like badly photoshopped Springsteen.
Louis XIII probably smelled more like OPL than Springsteen as well, as "Hygiene" was an alien concept back then.

Also, isn't springsteen already claimed as magic brain husband by that same kook who thinks shes married to Vladamir Putin and Data from Star Trek?
 
LordCustos3 said:
Louis XIII looked more like Zappa than like badly photoshopped Springsteen.
Louis XIII probably smelled more like OPL than Springsteen as well, as "Hygiene" was an alien concept back then.

Also, isn't springsteen already claimed as magic brain husband by that same kook who thinks shes married to Vladamir Putin and Data from Star Trek?
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I guess they're going to have to dual for magic brain husbandos.
 
How the FUCK do you FIND these people,? You magnificent creature you!
 
I'd want her to ask Louis how that trip to Loudun turned out for him...
 
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Not even historic figures are safe for a lolcow's grasp :(
 
Saney said:
Am I the only one who thought Inigo Montoya?
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Sounds noble, but I don't know... I'm afraid Ingo Montoya's a bit too awesome to compare to this crazy maiden..... Is she willing to do something a little more badass - like pretend to be a musketeer or something? I'll consider the comparison, then, that's for sure.
 
I'd like to say I'll keep an eye out for her, but the fact of the matter is that Chicago has enough crazy people roaming the streets that she'd barely stand out.
 
Couldn't she have chosen a more attractive face to photoshop? >.>
I know there must not be a lot of stock images of a dead king but at least use one that looks... Human? It's like really mild uncanny valley @.@
 
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