friendship goals - 9-3-2018

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Thank goodness the Calarts style is so easy for small children to replicate. :)
 
So, Amber encouraged Becky to embarrass herself with this nonsense because Amber didn't want to admit to her audience that she gained weight this week? Narc level 1000%
 
"Christmas is about Jesus". They're such good "christians"!

Sloth: their entire lifestyle
Gluttony: " "
Avarice: Their hoarding of tat from Walmart
Lust: Amber still wants Density
Envy: Amber envies Shane Dawson et al, Becky envies Density because Amber actually liked her
Wrath: insert tic tacs gif here
Pride: Stop self-diagnosing me.

P.S. Letting your "beloved" appear on video displaying her fridge-magnet drawings and waffling about them like a fucking 6-year-old? Really?
 
pickleniggo said:
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When is her birthday?
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December 11 [1990]

Also
2017 vs 2018
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Becky get out of Amber's orbit.
 
Okay, but has anyone else noticed Amber's breathing coming from behind the camera?
It felt like one of those nightmares in which you know the monster is behind you, ready to swallow you, but for some reason you can't turn nor run away.
 
Necky is such an autistic errr artistic sped. Hamber breathing heavily and cackling off camera is disturbing. I think the saddest part of the video is how proud of her art she is. I mean, good job Necky, you're slightly better at drawing than Chris Chan! I sure hope that this is everything Necky hoped and dreamed of when she first willingly put herself into orbit with planet Beanbag. 27 year old woman that does nothing but drive her 550 pound girlfriend around, eat, draw, color, watch shitty anime / tv shows and make sticker collages...what an existence.
 
An open letter to Becky's stylist:

Dear Fashionista,

I don't know you, but I know your work. And I don't think the real-life equivalent of shitposting your client by dressing her like an extra from My Teenaged Boy's 600lb Life is a nice thing to do. I'll admit your persuasive talents in convincing an adult woman that graphic tees featuring children's animations is in season. I'll admit I'm in awe of your Grima Wormtonguing her into believing a backwards cap indoors at night is 'on trend'. But this has got to stop. What did Becky ever do to you?

I know she's more 'hunger pang' rather than Vera Wang but it's your job to work with what you've got. What you've got is a thumb, but she could be a well-packed satin glove with the right guidance. As someone who doesn't care about Becky, I urge you to consider my request.

Sincerely,

Creedence.
 
Both Amber and Necky are now so fat that they've lost all definition in their faces, to the point that they seriously look as though they have extra chromosomes.
 
Dia de Muertos said:
Uh where's the weigh in? 2k cal a day she must have lost something!
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It's Labor Day in America so they obviously had to go out to the Barbeque Joint, Pok E Joes or whatever chain thing because of course they cant even just barbeque on their own. 'Nother excuse to eat out but it's not her fault, it's the damn unions.

Im inclined to think the Jesus thing was honest and off the cuff, maybe not entirely serious insofar as how she personally feels about it, but what she thinks people perceive it as. Only because she's never before shown any inclination to sarcasm, subtlety or humor before.
 
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