Fuck Marry Kill - gun to your head

[randomfarmer]

Gun to your head, the choice is given to you, who of the cows would you fuck, marry, kill?

I would gladly take a bullet.

 

[Ghostapplesause]

I will scream JUULLAAYY as I die.

 

[gorky]

I'd fuck Laci Green, kill Greta from Trans Lifeline, and I'd marry Alison Rapp then pull a @KingOfCucks and fuck off out of there pronto

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

id fuck foreverkailyn kill chris and marry amy slaton

 

[randomfarmer]

I think I would fuck Emily Youcis as she has nice tits, marry Frank Wu so he can end his sham marriage/existance and kill ADF/Phil as he needs to be released from his earthly bonds.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Fuck Chris's taint, kill Cecily Kellogg, marry @Null's waifu.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Fuck Laci Green, marry Hayley Mandell (then steal her parents' money and run away haw haw), kill Nick Bate.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

*trembles in fear at gun to my head, snot running out my nose*

I'd... I'd FUCK CONNOR BIBLE!!!

MARRY CHRIS AND KILL DOBSON!!!

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I'd fuck Laci Green, kill Greta from Trans Lifeline, and I'd marry Alison Rapp then pull a @KingOfCucks and fuck off out of there pronto

Honestly that's about the sanest answer you could come up with... I can't think of a better one.

 

[Abethedemon]

I would fuck Allison Rapp,
Marry Varg Vikernes
Die Chris

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Damn, dude...
Fuck Alog
Kill Chris (and post photos )
Marry Phil, but like, it's estranged