Fuck Summerposters

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I feel so attacked right now... I'm literally shaking and crying and I'm just downing my bottle of zoloft just trying to deal with these feelings!!!!

But seriously, I thought the thing to do was to rate them dumb and ignore them. New people, as fucking horrible as they can get, can just be filtered out like white noise when you're not laughing at them.
 
Oldfags are garbage. The further back in time you go, the more of an autistic hugbox full of brokebrain faggots this website was. Any oldfag trying to act hard on newbies is just outing themself as a worthless person-shaped lump of insecurity and failure, because the single most embarrassing thing you can do on Kiwi Farms is to think being a big enough loser to stay here for years somehow gives you yard juice.

Oldfags don't deserve your deference. Oldfags don't deserve your respect. If some decrepit gutless oldfag comes sniffing around trying to bully you for being new it means he's a can't-dox can't-banter spastic that nobody else respects and that bothers him enough to want to look for easy targets to punch down on. Just laugh right in his stupid face and ignore him.

Some of them do have a point that a bunch of really stupid people seem to have joined recently. I'm aware I'm technically part of that wave, but, eh, I have a low opinion of myself anyway. I've only lurked this site for a little under a year and already the language and variety of posts seems to be pretty different from what I was seeing up until recently. There was even a post that looked like some Instagrammer got lost and ended up here, but I prefer to think that was just a troll account. There's also quite a few recent accounts that read like boomers who just got their new Windows 95 to work and opened up Netscape Navigator for the first time. I wonder if some event is driving traffic to the site or if just the pure insanity of everything that's happened since the New Zealand shootings is attracting people to this place.

Even that or maybe all the tinfoil hatters have a point about current social sites being so heavily moderated and censored that now people are desperate for some kind of alternative. I was under the impression it wasn't that bad since people can still swear and get into Twitter slapfights without moderators getting involved, but the number of randos showing up here who aren't just prepubescent edgelords is pretty noticeable.
 
If someone buys me some pizzas, please no cheese. I'm lactose intolerant :(

On the note of summerfags, myself included, I just rate and move on as another person said. The ignore feature works well and you won't have to see any extremely retarded or trolling accounts.
 
Every circus needs a clown

Admittedly @BoingoTango should get a better avatar since when its 4:00 AM and I'm forty shots of vodka into the night I keep confusing him for friendly old @Prussian Blue . Even though I secretly suspect Blue is actually a bot or at least a gimmick account specifically designed to make people feel less like sperging out when they first join because they're expecting everyone here to be miserable assholes.
 
Admittedly @BoingoTango should get a better avatar since when its 4:00 AM and I'm forty shots of vodka into the night I keep confusing him for friendly old @Prussian Blue . Even though I secretly suspect Blue is actually a bot or at least a gimmick account specifically designed to make people feel less like sperging out when they first join because they're expecting everyone here to be miserable assholes.
This should be more appropriate.
 
This should be more appropriate.

That image seems to depress a bunch of people from the responses I've gotten. Good luck tard.

Though if you want to pick one similar to it, its from the shitfest game Bloodnet.

Changing your avatar over an arguement is insanely stupid, by the way. Who's that guy who had the Autism Speaks logo with "Don't Tread On Me" under it again? Get his ass in here.
 
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You are literally the most asshurt and petty member of this site right now, I love it.
Anyone who responds to me is asshurt, assmad, and just plain mad, bro. We're all butthurt here, fam.


That image seems to depress a bunch of people from the responses I've gotten. Good luck tard.

Though if you want to pick one similar to it, its from the shitfest game Bloodnet.

You got me. I'm legitimately curious how anyone finds this pixelated image depressing. What's up with that?
 
Anyone who responds to me is asshurt, assmad, and just plain mad, bro. We're all butthurt here, fam.

I think you're psychotic. Go clog up some other site's sped program.

You got me. I'm legitimately curious how anyone finds this pixelated image depressing. What's up with that?

It shows a dude frowning and people take things literally these days. Sadly. I picked it out of the hat and I've since kept it because its pretty reflective of my personality in retrospect.
 
Both old and new fags right now
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