💀 Horrorcow Fuckswithducks - The man who fucks rubber ducks

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I love this man so much:


“Sometimes I really wish I could experience being a woman and having a duck inside me. Sure, men can do it anally, but my ducks are kind of big and I'm just not into it. I have to settle for buying ducks for women and watching them do it for me. Watching women with my rubber duckies is fun, but I have to admit I get a bit envious sometimes.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5j0de1/what_is_one_thing_you_envy_the_most_of_the/dbccyza/


“I'm less concerned with removing my porn from my computer, I'm practically a porn collector at this point and would actually be more sad that my whole collection would go to waste. Thousands of dollars of rubber ducky porn, most of which is only owned by me at this point, would vanish without anyone even knowing that it existed. I don't care what people think of me after I'm dead, I'm just bummed that my content couldn't be used by others who would enjoy it.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5dc10z/my_lifelongbachelor_uncle_passed_away/da3h58h/
 
Duck me. We need to dig into this guy. This could be absolute magic.

Also, I'm reminded of a French cartoon I saw by Jean Marc Reiser in which ducks are warned to avoid people with flippers who go quack because they're not all ducks. I'll try to dig it out and post it.
 
“Only rubber ducks! Real ducks are strictly platonic.”

As strange as this man is, I feel relief after reading that.
 
Ginger Piglet said:
Duck me. We need to dig into this guy. This could be absolute magic.
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I remember him posting that he was once banned from a site called duckplanet.com. In his words "Someone in the forums mentioned they have a rubber duck fetish and I responded a bit too enthusiastically."

Another classic quote:
"I think I scared the first girl I dated away by being too upfront about the duckies. After that I would only leave one out and slowly introduce more as we get more comfortable together. She probably didn't even suspect anything until the time we went back to my place, pulled the covers off the bed, and had to move rubber ducks out of the way before we could lay down."
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3s0q1g/reddit_what_do_you_want_for_christmas/cwt5d6e/
 
The guy is practically a normie compared to the horrorcows who are the norm these days.
 
Those who seem relatively harmless might still have a secret rubber duck themed bondage room in their basement.
 
Triggered Fivehead said:
Those who seem relatively harmless might still have a secret rubber duck themed bondage room in their basement.
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The guy obviously has a fair bit of money, he has a girlfriend and he keeps himself pretty anonymous, so he's not the social cripple most lolcows are. I suspect that on a day-to-day basis, he's probably quite normal.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
The guy obviously has a fair bit of money, he has a girlfriend and he keeps himself pretty anonymous, so he's not the social cripple most lolcows are. I suspect that on a day-to-day basis, he's probably quite normal.
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He probably can keep a lid on it, but as soon as they split up, the milk will be spilt.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
The guy obviously has a fair bit of money, he has a girlfriend and he keeps himself pretty anonymous, so he's not the social cripple most lolcows are. I suspect that on a day-to-day basis, he's probably quite normal.
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That's what quacks me up about this.
 
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