💀 Horrorcow Fuckswithducks - The man who fucks rubber ducks

[Sable]

This fellow seems to have his own money and a girlfriend, and doesn't seem to chimp out over nothing.

It's only on Kiwifarms I can say this, but the only thing wrong with him is that he has a thing for rubber ducks.

In that regard he's a little like Half Dude, or that creepy Goofy fellow. Yeah, they're pretty weird, but they're not Lolcow material, because worse lolcows already exist.

 

[Splendid]

This is kiwi farms, go moralfag on Reddit. The man wants to fuck rubber ducks.

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

The guy obviously has a fair bit of money, he has a girlfriend and he keeps himself pretty anonymous, so he's not the social cripple most lolcows are. I suspect that on a day-to-day basis, he's probably quite normal.

This man gives me hope.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I mean who really invests that much time with others obsessions?

I mean I can go on about how I spent maybe a little too much time at the Dolphin cove, on top of other things but who cares right?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

The woman in the first clip looks as enthusiastic as your typical pornstar but when she starts actually sucking on a bathtub toy her face just goes "how the fuck did my life get here"