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As someone with older parents and passing a third of life lived it's something that bothers me a lot.
Don't worry, Epicurus figured this shit out millennia ago.

Are you afraid of the period before you existed? You probably aren't. Who is? You didn't even exist then.

So why fear death? Death only exists when you don't. So when you are dead you won't experience it.

Why be afraid of not existing when you already didn't exist for the full existence of the universe before you existed? You should be as afraid of death as you are of the period when you didn't even exist, that is to say, not at all.

So what? Who cares?
 
Don't worry, Epicurus figured this shit out millennia ago.

Are you afraid of the period before you existed? You probably aren't. Who is? You didn't even exist then.

So why fear death? Death only exists when you don't. So when you are dead you won't experience it.

Why be afraid of not existing when you already didn't exist for the full existence of the universe before you existed? You should be as afraid of death as you are of the period when you didn't even exist, that is to say, not at all.

So what? Who cares?
It's not so much fear of death as it is the regret of not being able to live.
 
Don't worry, Epicurus figured this shit out millennia ago.

Are you afraid of the period before you existed? You probably aren't. Who is? You didn't even exist then.

So why fear death? Death only exists when you don't. So when you are dead you won't experience it.

Why be afraid of not existing when you already didn't exist for the full existence of the universe before you existed? You should be as afraid of death as you are of the period when you didn't even exist, that is to say, not at all.

So what? Who cares?
And yet you still wear a seatbelt while driving.
 
Ancient history museums existed in ancient history
Keep in mind, as I once heard it put, Cleopatra is chronologically closer to Pizza Hut than she is to the pyramids. In ancient Mesopotamia (even thousands of years before her) there were already civilizations thousands of years old. Having a deep respect for the depths of time, Mesopotamians gave a huge amount of respect and prestige to antiquities. Rulers would send out state archeologists to dig through ruins to try to find specific artifacts. They would also loot artifacts and portable monuments in war. These relics would be put on display in buildings for the public to see as a show of the prestige of the king. It is literally an ancient history museum, just done by people who looked at their subject matter in a mystical rather than scientific way.

The Mesopotamians literally worshipped idols, viewing their statues as literal deities. Once some lord (I don't recall who) took the Babylonian's stupid statue that had these hands they had to touch to get a new king, and he had the hands melted off so nobody could fulfill the ritual. People took stuff like this extremely seriously, and a common goal in warfare was to steal their titulary deity (the idol) so that you could hold it hostage. The concept of the Tabernacle in the Old Testament is basically the same thing, they didn't have a physical idol but in that same vein of thinking they had a temple (a tent) in which to house the spirit of their God. There was a literal-mindedness about God residing in the tent. When the Mesopotamian city-state would be sacked, it was customary to have a dirge dedicated crying about the gods abandoning your city and how miserable it is etc etc. The Book of Lamentations is the ancient Jewish version of that for when it happened to Jerusalem. Lots of ancient Jewish stuff is like that, it's just their version of what other people were doing around them. Jews didn't see the world so much in terms of their God being real and everybody else's being fake so much as they saw it as that they had their God and everybody else has their gods.

Ancient Egyptian pyramids were frequently robbed by their own government. Building pyramids turned out, real quickly, to be extremely costly to the economy and were driving the country into the ground. This lead to pressures to economize on them. Sometimes Pharaohs just hijacked earlier tombs for themselves. One thing they would do was send secret agents to go burglarize their own pyramids so they could fence earlier generation's treasures to pay for new ones, or to use the funerary goods directly. On occasion these people would get caught and the government would either give them a slap on the wrist or they'd throw them under the bus, depending. The

For something completely different, the Belgian Congo was in fact a completely independent nation called the Congo Free State ruled by Leopold in personal union with Belgium but not in any way shape or form a legal part of Belgium. Leopold's direct control was the main reason the region was raped so heavily of its resources (treated like a cash cow to just exploit as fast as possible) and it ended in Belgium annexing the state out from under him.

There is exactly one instance I know of of a republic holding a personal union with another state, and that is France, in which the President is by law one of two Princes of Andorra (a diarchy in which an ecclesiastical and a secular prince share the role of head of state).



Edit: Another one, in the Old West there was a restaurant chain called Harvey Houses that cooperated with the railroads. Harvey Houses would import women waitresses (who had to be educated and of good moral character) who'd live in dormitories, tightly run so everybody could get their meal in thirty minutes, and with coordinated menus between stations so you would not be served the same food twice in a row. The Harvey Houses were incredibly ahead of their time, operating like a modern day fast food chain while serving fine dining and doing so in a world where you could still get scalped by Geronimo.
 
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Today is:
Clean Your Floors Day
Simplify Your Life Week
Esther Day
Grab Some Nuts Day (Almonds and Walnuts)
National Watermelon Day
National Georgia Day
 
You would think that being named "Michael Raper" would be the worst thing to happen to Michael Raper. You would, however, be wrong:

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(Very classy photo Huffington Post)

Daily Mail article that lays out the truly gruesome details:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-worker-legs-chewed-horrified-colleagues.html

RIP
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I am going to shit on my own floor to spite whomever makes up these days
Theres no shitting day this Friday but
International Traffic Light Day
National Underwear Day :briefs:
National Water Balloon Day
International Oysters Day
Tomboy Tools Day
Work Like a Dog Day
National Bargain Hunting Day
Twins Day
Green Peppers Day
 
Don't worry, Epicurus figured this shit out millennia ago.

Are you afraid of the period before you existed? You probably aren't. Who is? You didn't even exist then.
You need to have something before you can be concerned about losing it. Anyway I hope I'll turn into a ghost because I want to see where things are going and retain the ability to endlessly wail about things I have no stake in.
 
You need to have something before you can be concerned about losing it. Anyway I hope I'll turn into a ghost because I want to see where things are going and retain the ability to endlessly wail about things I have no stake in.
I just want to do things like steal one of every unique pair of socks someone has. You know it's ghosts doing that shit.
 
Japan fines companies and local governments if their employees/residents are too fat.
I think Japan should focus more on its people not going literally extinct in the next century rather than how much their citizens weigh.

Here's a fun fact: For millions of years, the Moon had its own atmosphere from volcanism that was approximately twice the density of modern-day Mars. Liquid water could have existed under these conditions and by extension life.
 
The United States was first to put a man on the Moon, but the Soviets were the first to put an object (Luna 9) on the Moon.
While Apollo 11 was exploring the Moon by man for the first time, Luna 15 crashed into the surface. Far away, of course, but imagine going that far to that alien of an environment, a place where nobody has been, and the work of Man is still there.
 
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