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The largest bacteria ever discovered is about 1cm long (about the size of an eyelash) and can be seen with the naked eye. It can also be picked up with tweezers.
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Yet more proof that we don't know shit.The largest bacteria ever discovered is about 1cm long (about the size of an eyelash) and can be seen with the naked eye. It can also be picked up with tweezers.
I want this thing genocided.The largest bacteria ever discovered is about 1cm long (about the size of an eyelash) and can be seen with the naked eye. It can also be picked up with tweezers.
How did you know? What about your brain?Your brain generates enough electricity to power a light bulb. (12-25 watts of electricity)
It also consumes something like 20% of the electricity in your body despite weighing only 3% of your body mass.Your brain generates enough electricity to power a light bulb. (12-25 watts of electricity)
I want this thing as food. I want to eat it.I want this thing genocided.
It's also a pile of shit. I mean most of your body says "hey I could use some food" so you eat some food, and another part says "let's take a shit" and so you take a shit, and another part wants you to exercise, so you do that, and then there's this brain thing that basically says "kill yourself" and "you're a fucking piece of shit."It also consumes something like 20% of the electricity in your body despite weighing only 3% of your body mass.
This is the perfect human response to any discovery like this. "How can we eat this?"I want to make capellini pasta out of it.
Chinks (at least southern Chinks) eat filamentary cyanobacteria, especially around Lunar New Year because of some homophonous superstition. It is not tasty and is not good for your health.I want this thing as food. I want to eat it.
Sounds dreadful. Hippy dippies are often into another cyanobacterium, spirulina. They claim health benefits but the FDA doesn't approve. It's supposedly not itself poisonous, but is often adulterated with other shit that is, so spirulina supplements should probably be avoided.Chinks (at least southern Chinks) eat filamentary cyanobacteria, especially around Lunar New Year because of some homophonous superstition. It is not tasty and is not good for your health.
Is that the same bacteria that were discovered to be 30,000 years old, and found under some sheets of thick ice?The largest bacteria ever discovered is about 1cm long (about the size of an eyelash) and can be seen with the naked eye. It can also be picked up with tweezers.
No, it was found crawling around on rotting mangrove leaves, entirely alive. It's just nobody noticed it was a giant bacterium instead of some kind of tiny worm.Is that the same bacteria that were discovered to be 30,000 years old, and found under some sheets of thick ice?
Space-time is fascinatingly bizarre. And your description of the bacterium-"worm" made me think of the giant cold virus from Fringe.No, it was found crawling around on rotting mangrove leaves, entirely alive. It's just nobody noticed it was a giant bacterium instead of some kind of tiny worm.
Fun fact: the speed of light is really fast, as fast as you can get. Light from the Sun gets to Earth in 8 minutes and 20 seconds (or so). However, that's the speed of light in free space, or a vacuum. In a dense medium, it moves much more slowly.
That sunlight you're seeing, if it came from a photon produced in the Sun's core, could have spent about 100,000 years traveling to the surface. Those photons feeding your plants, making things visible, giving you a tan, causing you to produce Vitamin D, could have been on a journey since prehistory.
Only the last few minutes of the journey were at what you'd usually think of as light speed.
Birth of a Nation fact: Even though its viewed as Southern revanchist dixie nationalist epic, it depicts Lincoln positively."The Birth of a Nation" is the only silent film people still talk about daily nowadays.