you're all being a bunch of negative Nancy's who read too deep into the theory of Hegelian dialectics anyway fact tax.
I'm just being a couch philosopher for fun.
Anyway, Timmy Dexter was the dumbest & luckiest businessman in history, truly the Forrest Gump of the 18th century.
- At the age of 22 he married a 32yo widow and her loads of money,
- Bought a ton of dollars during the time they were worthless, then made a fortune when the US government decided to adopt the dollar as official currency,
- His "friends" tried to bankrupt him by suggesting he export bed warmers to West Indies. He did just that and it just happened that the local molasses industry bought all those bed warmers to use as ladles. Next, Dexter sent wool mittens to the same place, where Asian merchants bought them for export to Siberia.
- People jokingly told him to "ship coal to Newcastle". Fortuitously, he did so during a Newcastle miners' strike, and his cargo was sold at a premium,
- On another occasion, practical jokers told him he could make money by shipping gloves to the South Sea Islands. His ships arrived there in time to sell the gloves to Portuguese boats on their way to China,
- He exported Bibles to the East Indies and stray cats to Caribbean islands and again made a profit; Eastern missionaries were in need of the Bibles and the Caribbean welcomed a solution to rat infestation,
- He hoarded whalebones by mistake, but ended up selling them profitably as corset stays,
- He also send a ship filled with warm mittens to sell in India. It just happened a polar expedition ship short on mittens crossed its way and bought out everything.
If you're wondering if he was just playing the fool then read his book, you can't fake that level of idiocy.