Funko Pop Enthusiasts (Beanie Babies 2.0) - Exceptional individuals who pride themselves on the amount of plastic they have accumulated

To be fair, I never understood the appeal of Beanie Babies in the 90s but every fucking kid from here to Timbuktu had them it seems.

Now I say bring those back any day, these Funko Pops are just...horrid.

I remember a family friend gave me and my brother a shitload of Beanie Babies right after the fad died and we loved the shit out of them (because TY actually knows how to make good plushes)
 
They've massively oversaturated the market. If Funko had a lick of sense, they would have limited quantity and variety and timed release with movies and seasons coming out. Create artificial scarcity of characters people actually want. I have no clue what half of the Funko Pops I see even are, and most of the ones I recognize are bullshit characters no one cares about.
I was looking more at prices than the dead-eyed characters for my inevitable report here, but I did notice the main cast of Rocky and Bullwinkle were there. So some fan of Rocky and Bullwinkle were likely given the set as a gift and were thoroughly unimpressed.
 
They've massively oversaturated the market. If Funko had a lick of sense, they would have limited quantity and variety and timed release with movies and seasons coming out. Create artificial scarcity of characters people actually want. I have no clue what half of the Funko Pops I see even are, and most of the ones I recognize are bullshit characters no one cares about.
Artificial scarcity will never be a replacement for inherent value, and only works as long as Funko Pops as a concept are still considered valuable.

Compare it to high-price anime figurines or those super-detailed Hot Toys action figures. Those are created in relatively limited quantities not because the manufacturers want to artificially inflate the value, but because there’s not many people in the market for action figures that cost hundreds of dollars. Those will generally still fetch a high price because their value isn’t tied to their identity as a product, but to the character they’re representing. As long as there’s people out there interested in the character, the figurines will still have value.

Funkos only have value in the context of Funko Pops.
 
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To be fair, I never understood the appeal of Beanie Babies in the 90s but every fucking kid from here to Timbuktu had them it seems.

Now I say bring those back any day, these Funko Pops are just...horrid.

At least Beanie Babies were originally designed to be stuff animals that can be enjoy by children before they were fetishized by an adult collector economy. No kid wants to play with a unposable beady eye preemie thing.
 
Have a friend who has a bunch of them, never really found them interesting

Then I saw this was in the market:
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Ready to paint. From what Google shows some people do some interesting things with it.

This, for me, would be the only reason to get one of these things.
 
Artificial scarcity will never be a replacement for inherent value, and only works as long as Funko Pops as a concept are still considered valuable.

Compare it to high-price anime figurines or those super-detailed Hot Toys action figures. Those are created in relatively limited quantities not because the manufacturers want to artificially inflate the value, but because there’s not many people in the market for action figures that cost hundreds of dollars. Those will generally still fetch a high price because their value isn’t tied to their identity as a product, but to the character they’re representing. As long as there’s people out there interested in the character, the figurines will still have value.

Funkos only have value in the context of Funko Pops.

I've seen people go crazy for very specific Funkos, but not Funkos in general, and these weren't people who collect a shitload of them. Presumably limiting supply wouldn't be enough to have specific Funkos going for $300 on eBay, but it might have at least prevented Funko fatigue. I've never hated them. I have one and might have been interested in buying additional ones occasionally, but, at this point, I'm sick of seeing them and hearing about them.
 
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These are gonna rot in a landfill somewhere in two years tops.
I haven't been to the secondhand media store in awhile but I bet they've got a ton of used Pops for cheap they can't get rid of. Last September they already had a whole shelf, and almost all of them were under $10. I can imagine how many they have now collecting dust, especially in the back when they run out of room on shelves.
 
My sister and I have a few of these. Her Sailor Pluto figure broke, and some of the figures don't stand up well, but other than that I think they're okay.
 
I've gotten a few FNAF ones as Christmas gifts from members of my family when they were starting to become popular (the classic 4 plus one called "Dark" Springtrap, which isn't even an official animatronic from the games)
 
It speaks volumes about the hideous design of these things that the best looking ones aren't even human:
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Not gonna lie, that would make for a decent paper weight if you're a Doctor Who fan.

The Balrog funko doesn't look so relatively bad, either.
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And credit where credit is due, funko Shenron and his jade counterpart don't look half bad:
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I do admit I own a few of these things- a flocked Cheshire Cat, a flocked Grinch, and a Fallout 76 Mothman. I'm a sucker for any good merchandise that is based on either the Cheshire cat/Grinch/Mothman, and as funkos go, those 3 aren't all that hideous.
 
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