Funniest/Strangest Tangents - Piss towel 2.0

[Judge Dredd]

In the thread about the Tea app leaks, there was a bizarre tangent where a woman foid claimed men were disgusting, and shared a story of the "piss towel".

Post in thread 'Piss Towels and a embarrassing personal story'

Jul 27, 2025

IDK but its intriguing, I hope she writes back about the piss towel men she's given consideration to.

WHAT IS A PISS TOWEL?!?

(No, not just pretending I don’t know to get laid, I’m genuinely confused!)

This is me posting my L, hope your happy moids

It’s a really awkward story, I was over at his place and asked to use the toilet, he told me to use the bathroom down the hall, not the one right next to his room, anyway I didn't listen to him because that sounded stupid for me to have to walk all the way down the hall just to use the toilet. so I go into the toilet he told me...

• RNTard

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The TL:DR being that she went to a guy house, was told not to go into a specific bathroom, she went into that specific bathroom and found a towel soaked with piss, which she threw at the guy. Somehow this was the guys fault.

It even got a containment thread.

Thread 'Piss Towels and a embarrassing personal story'

Jul 27, 2025

Friendzoned on the farms. Can a bigger felting even happen?

May all the men you meet give you the icks!

On the plus side you'll never have to hide your piss towel from her when she comes over to hang out.

• YautjaWeeb

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Another thread (I forget which) I mentioned Spice Girls (a girl pop group from the 90s) and the thread derailed to talk about which Spice Girl was the best.

What are some funny, strange, or just memorable thread derails or weird tangents? It doesn't have to be the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

The niggers eating cornstarch thread getting derailed by mayonnaise discussion every handful of pages is very funny

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

In high school, a friend of mine went on a tangent with another student that went from Jesus Christ to the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

There was this time where people on a stalking forum kept getting banned for recommending the wrong cheeses to the site administrator.

 

[Artaius]

Best one so far:

i LITERALLY CANNOT post in a SINGLE FUCKING THREAD I ACTUALLY ENJOY. like every goddamn time i TRY to engage like a normal fucking human being who just wants to talk or argue or whatever, out of nowhere some BAN HAPPY MOD WITH A MASSIVE FUCKING SUPERIORITY COMPLEX just swoops in and BANS ME FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER. like i dont get it. how the fuck is it even possible that every time i try to have a normal conversation or defend someone or say something real, some random mod just decides i am the PROBLEM? and not the absolute retards posting the same "____ is ____ and i wouldnt have sex with her/him" its new or something?