🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Maybe townsfolk where shitty to the furries on their way there. But breaking into a private resort?

What are the odds it was some tranny-furry on furry violence. Blood was spilled. Nobody wanted to pay the deposit. They blame it on outsiders. Rumors run amok from there.
 
Pinball 2000 said:
I do wonder what the long-term implications of this are going to be for future furry conventions.
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They will insist on face masks more urgently now, while doing absolutely nothing to change their actual security posture. This will be universal, across all cons.

Sooty Soot said:
The prevailing view of the jurists that hunting an animal and slaughtering it without Halal slaughter such as with a firearm is permitted should the animal prove too difficult to catch through conventional means.
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"Absolute adherence to the tenets of the faith is required at all times, to the point that apostates have to die! Also, this doesn't apply anytime it becomes mildly inconvenient."

lol, how very Jewish of them! :story:
 
moocow said:
They will insist on face masks more urgently now, while doing absolutely nothing to change their actual security posture. This will be universal, across all cons
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I thought the furry fandom wasn't centralized (aside from that one tenet about animal fucking they all seem to follow). Guess they're not so individualistic after all.

Sounds eerily similar to the ethics of code of conducts in the open source community... I wonder if there is any commonality between degenerate trannies in the open source community and suspiciously wealthy furfags?

Gamers I think I might be on to something here. Head me out for a second: what if wearing a giant faggy animal costume isn't about expressing your personality but instead about wearing a uniform that signals you're part of the degenerate positivity movement and you're also a giant faggot?
 
Neg react me all you want but I don't think anyone deserves to be attacked like that, furry or not. It sounds pretty terrifying especially since they were breaking down doors.
 
phattie said:
Neg react me all you want but I don't think anyone deserves to be attacked like that, furry or not. It sounds pretty terrifying especially since they were breaking down doors.
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No person deserves it.
But furries aren't people.
 
Ghostse said:
No person deserves it.
But furries aren't people.
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Be that as it may, the entire situation creates a horrendous PR nightmare for the hotel/resort. If your rooms are so insecure that they can be broken into and guests assaulted, that makes the entire space unsafe for anyone.
 
Sintharia said:
Be that as it may, the entire situation creates a horrendous PR nightmare for the hotel/resort. If your rooms are so insecure that they can be broken into and guests assaulted, that makes the entire space unsafe for anyone.
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On the other hand a normal hotel isn't exactly going to employ 20 security guards to be on-call 24/7 to deal with a roaming gang of anti-furry marauders.

They should've called the police immediately but maybe the police didn't take it seriously enough or the marauders had already left.

It technically becomes the responsibility of the furries to hire security or to have a few muscular furries help with security shit if they know they're this unliked. Regardless of the situation being a bit funny because they're furries it's not very kosher for the marauders to act like that.

I don't see how any normal hotel can ever be prepared for this when they generally only have a hired security guy at the bar for busy nights or whatever. If it was a big name brand hotel then they'd probably call in extra security after the first incident.

But even if the hotel was nice and hired extra security they'd still bill the event for it because why would any normal hotel just pay out all year long for tons of unnecessary security?
 
Sintharia said:
Be that as it may, the entire situation creates a horrendous PR nightmare for the hotel/resort. If your rooms are so insecure that they can be broken into and guests assaulted, that makes the entire space unsafe for anyone.
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It's not like you couldn't do this at practically any motel-style (i.e. room doors on the building exterior rather than interior hallways) with ease with about 20 minutes of planning and coordination.

Hell, even a "mid-tier" hotel with the typical modest lobby and two-car elevator bank isn't invulnerable to this, usually being manned by a jeet overnight and little else.
 
neger psykolog said:
muscular furries
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Lmao.

Okay maybe the pup play contingent of just straight up homos have a couple of those.
neger psykolog said:
It technically becomes the responsibility of the furries to hire security or to have a few muscular furries help with security shit if they know they're this unliked. Regardless of the situation being a bit funny because they're furries it's not very kosher for the marauders to act like that.
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It's the kind of thing that happens in some Eastern European shithole. You don't see this kind of shit even in that Baltimore pony con Chris went to. Even in a degraded shithole like Baltimore, they have security, and if a hotel in Baltimore calls the cops, they're getting massive backup immediately.
 
I'm imagining a bunch of furries volunteering to be security at these cons now.
imagine you're a poor receptionist during one of these cons, you start hearing gunshots at down the hall.
then some armed fursuit wearing a diaper is telling you to come with him if you want to live.

interesting times we live in.
 
FrogMinutes said:
then some armed fursuit wearing a diaper is telling you to come with him if you want to live.
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How long until that diaper jihad that jim81jim mentioned comes to pass?
Just out of interest: Does anyone know how people usually join Wagner's "Bluey" division?; Where they recruit, what perks entice people into the job, what diapers they use etc.
 
FrogMinutes said:
I'm imagining a bunch of furries volunteering to be security at these cons now.
imagine you're a poor receptionist during one of these cons, you start hearing gunshots at down the hall.
then some armed fursuit wearing a diaper is telling you to come with him if you want to live.

interesting times we live in.
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To be fair if you were the assailant I imagine that WOULD be terrifying on some level. A whole army of those charging you.
 
Shitted Scaredless said:
To be fair if you were the assailant I imagine that WOULD be terrifying on some level
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we all heard of Blue lives matters.
but we're about to witness the start of Skid-mark Lives matter.
the "boys in blue" will just mean grown ass men in Bluey fursuits now.

Dog, you'll smell them before you feel the "take that fascist" bullet
 
FrogMinutes said:
I'm imagining a bunch of furries volunteering to be security at these cons now.
imagine you're a poor receptionist during one of these cons, you start hearing gunshots at down the hall.
then some armed fursuit wearing a diaper is telling you to come with him if you want to live.

interesting times we live in.
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Mild PL but my ex worked "security" at an anime convention in college and they just wandered around and told people not to bug the cosplayers or stand under the glass staircase.

A friend of his was a tranny who did security at a furry con and they just roamed around and hit on people. Seems it's not a very serious position to hold...
 
Elderly beef taco said:
Mild PL but my ex worked "security" at an anime convention in college and they just wandered around and told people not to bug the cosplayers or stand under the glass staircase.

A friend of his was a tranny who did security at a furry con and they just roamed around and hit on people. Seems it's not a very serious position to hold...
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Private unarmed security never is. You have next to no authority (about all you can actually do is firmly ask people to stop what they're doing and/or leave, and when they laugh in your face all that's left is calling the police to actually enforce the law.

It sucks (you're paid to observe and report, and little else; sometimes, especially when guarding industrial property overnight, you're directly told not to even confront intruders), and it's boring, and the pay's not too hot. Then again, the types of people doing unarmed security tend to be people you would never want to hand a firearm.
 
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