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The latest drama in Brazilian football is about, guess who? Neymar, of course.
Between the whole "will he go to the World Cup" hullabaloo, he's been involved in off-pitch drama on a weekly basis by arguing with demanding fans and the occasional spat with journalists.

Things reached a tipping point after a training session last week where he freaking slapped his teammate Robinho Jr. Yes, the son of that Robinho. The kid got livid and is threatening to leave Santos and fucking sue Neymar. Now our thirty-something wonderkid may have ruined the last chance he had to go to the World Cup.
 
The latest drama in Brazilian football is about, guess who? Neymar, of course.
Between the whole "will he go to the World Cup" hullabaloo, he's been involved in off-pitch drama on a weekly basis by arguing with demanding fans and the occasional spat with journalists.

Things reached a tipping point after a training session last week where he freaking slapped his teammate Robinho Jr. Yes, the son of that Robinho. The kid got livid and is threatening to leave Santos and fucking sue Neymar. Now our thirty-something wonderkid may have ruined the last chance he had to go to the World Cup.

It really has just been all downhill since he left Barca. He had the world in his hands in 2017 and threw it all away. From the heir apparent to one of the most polarizing and cautionary tales in football history. Sometimes I reminisce about MSN and then get salty when I think about what Neymar took from the world of football by cutting his time there short. Not only as it pertains to that front three but seeing what he could have done as the face of Barcelona in a post-Messi era.
 
You couldn't pay me to watch 90 more minutes of boring arteta and simeone ball

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What a surprise

Saka is still washed!
 
You couldn't pay me to watch 90 more minutes of boring arteta and simeone ball

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What a surprise

Saka is still washed!

VARsenal strike again!
Can you not just be happy for me? I autistically keep you guys up to date in this thread, the least you could do is give me a brief shout out and a "happy for you bro"






Anyways, updates for the other leagues that aren't as competitive as the premier league.

La Liga- Barcelona can win the league in the El Classico match up if they beat Real Madrid and everyone pretty much knows that since they are advertising the crap out of it. What is less known is that Barcelona could win out for the season and reach 100 points for the first time since the 2012/13 season. Atletico Madrid need 3 points to secure champions league next season while Real Betis have a 6 point lead in the Europa League over Celta Vigo. Celta themselves are holding on a 3 point lead for the Conference League over both Getafe and Athletic Club. Real Sociedad have already qualified for Europa League through the cup and Osasuna are 5 points behind the final european spot. For relegation, no team has yet been confirmed relegated. Real Oviedo in dead last (28) are 9 points away from safety (so give it a week or two and they will be relegated). However Levante (33) in 19th and Alaves (36) in 18th are just a point away from Sevilla (37) and the safety spot. Girona, Mallorca, and Elche are all on 38 points with Valencia and Espanyol on 39 points. To give you and idea of how close the relegation battle is with 4 games remaining, Getafe in 7th, who are fighting for a european spot, are only 8 points clear of the drop. Its a shame the top is already decided because the rest of the league is insane

Serie A- Inter won. 12 points ahead with 3 games remaining. Napoli look like they will qualify for champions league as they are 6 points ahead with 3 games remaining. Milan hold a 3 point lead over Roma and Juve hold a 1 point lead over Roma for the final champions league spots. Como are 2 points back of Roma in the Conference League spot while Atalanta are 7 points back from Como with 3 games to go. So its basically just where these 6 teams will finish for european spots. Pisa and Verona are confirmed relegated. The final relegation spot will come down to Cremonese (28) and Lecce (32)

Ligue 1- PSG haven't techincally won it yet, but up 6 points with 3 games remaining is basically a confirmation. Lens just need 1 more point to confirm Champions League, which is huge for this club. Lyon have a 2 point lead over Lille, which decides who will be in the qualifiers and who will be in the league phase next season for Champions League. Rennes in the Europa League are 2 points back from Lille, Monaco are 2 points back from Rennes in the Conference League, and Marseille are 1 point back from Monaco. Metz have been confirmed relegated and Nantes are 5 points back of Auxerre with 2 games to go for the final confirmed relegation spot. Auxerre are 3 points back from Nice for the safe spot and would have to play a promotion/relegation battle for next season.


Bundesliga- 2 games remain for everyone and Bayern have walked away with this a while ago. The worst Dortmund can do is 3rd while Leipzig could still miss out on Champions League. 4th is being contested with Leverkusen, Stuttgart, and Hoffenheim tied on 58 points. Only one gets the final Champions League spot while the other 2 will be confirmed Europa League. Frieburg have a 1 point lead over Frankfurt for the Conference League spot and a 4 point lead over Augsburg. Thanks to a draw against Bayern, Heidenheim are still in the running to maybe survive as they are 3 points back from the relegation playoff spot. St Pauli and Wolfsburg are tied on 26 points while Werder Bremen seem safe as they are 6 points ahead of Wolfsburg and St. Pauli but if they are caught, the goal differential might swing against them.
 
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