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The Special One has been sacked again :story:
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Where does he go from here? Saudi League? The absolute state of this man's career since joining United, lol.
 
The Special One has been sacked again :story:
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Where does he go from here? Saudi League? The absolute state of this man's career since joining United, lol.
Idk if he needs to go anywhere. I think he went here to mend his reputation as someone who needs to spend money to win. If he wants to go get another big time job, I think he has 2.5 more seasons left in the tank. But he's probably content with retiring now tbh
 
Idk if he needs to go anywhere. I think he went here to mend his reputation as someone who needs to spend money to win. If he wants to go get another big time job, I think he has 2.5 more seasons left in the tank. But he's probably content with retiring now tbh
I think Jose will want to leave the game on a higher note than being sacked by a team with dogshit players (with the obvious exception of Dybala and recent loan arrival Dean Huijsen). Maybe he will join the Portugal NT once Ronaldo realizes he's holding them back and retires.

On another note, did you see the two goals Dusan Vlahovic scored yesterday? My boy is finally starting to overcome the limitations of Allegriball. This team is going be something special next year if we get a new coach who is willing to play Chiesa-Vlahovic-Yildiz in an attacking formation. Juve is finally back.
 
TIL about the so called "Wilde Liga" (wild league) in Bremen.

What is a wild league? Which rules do they have? Read for yourself:

Rules said:
Rules and principles of the „Wilde Liga Bremen“

The „Wilde Liga“ is distancing itself from the association-organized football in favour of a respectful and fair game without the need for a Referee. Fouls and other disagreements are solved by consensus of the involved players.

A. The basic rules are still the official, current Football rules, except for when changed here.

B. Start and Kick-off

Both teams meet in the centre circle before the game and reiterate the rules and principles of the Wilde Liga, especially for new teams.

C. There are unlimited substitutions and they can be done at any time and any place, as long as there will be no unfair advantage by doing so.

D. There are also no foul throw-ins, as long as that isn’t abused either

E. Offside is given normally, passive players are not penalized.The players of the defending team can loudly call for offside, if they can definitely recognize an offside position. If they are unsure, they are supposed to play on.

F. Foul play

Like in association football with a referre there are a lot of contentious situations. We have developed a well-functioning system based on fairness. If a player feels he’s the victim of a foul, he loudly can call for foul play. In most cases that is the end of discussion.

Some cases are more debatable, or even two opposing players claim they’re both fouled. Those situations will be discussed by the players. If there is no consensus to be found, ultimately both team captains will decide.

We also encourage compromise solutions. Say if players can’t agree whether it’s a penalty or no foul we can proceed with a free kick, or if it’s a free kick that’s discussed we can instead give possession to the side that was – or not – fouled.

G. Unnecessary roughness

Some intensity is part of football. However we don’t want to play as hard as association football does and we prioritize our health. Unnecessarily hard tackles are forbidden, even if they are legal by the laws of the game. That includes sliding tackles hitting a man in possession of the ball. If a player goes in legally but too hard, the penalty is a indirect free kick.

H. Handball

Handball is discussed a lot. We have decided on following: a handball is punished, if there’s clear intention and/or a clear advantage from it. We have decided to penalise handball when there is clear intention and/or a clear advantage.

I. Interruptions

Play will be stopped for injured players when called. The same applies if one clearly calls „off“, „offside“ or as the fouled team calls „foul“. If a free kick is taken quickly, the opponent must be taken into consideration.

If, exceptionally, a clearly wrong call does deprive a team of a chance, a solution must be found that most fairly restores the situation.

J. Sanctions

We do not use cards. If players are seriously and/or repeatedly conspicuous by over-harsh boarding or other misbehaviour, this player will normally be taken out of the game for a short period of time. This is not a punishment or an admission of guilt, but serves to calm both the player and the situation on the pitch. The player may therefore also be replaced.

If this is not enough, or if gross misconduct such as serious assault, discriminatory remarks etc. should occur, a player may be excluded completely. This player can be replaced, the further procedure will be decided after the match on a case-by-case basis.

K. Organisational matters

The game plan on the internet is for the rough match scheduling, date, time and place search will be clarified by the two team representatives before the game.

Proposed dates until Wednesday before the match weekend, match cancellations until 24 hours before kick-off, otherwise a 2:0 can be entered.

Club players must be registered up to 24 hours before the start of the match.

The correct result will be entered into the League Manager after the match.

League meeting is on the first Monday of the month (except January) at 18:30 in the Zakk.

Attendance is compulsory for one representative per team, three absences will result in points being deducted from the league table.

This league exists since 1993 and I only learned about this league bc of a news article talking about a new troon team.

article (German), translation below

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I think Jose will want to leave the game on a higher note than being sacked by a team with dogshit players (with the obvious exception of Dybala and recent loan arrival Dean Huijsen). Maybe he will join the Portugal NT once Ronaldo realizes he's holding them back and retires.
He has won just about everything. I don't think he comes back unless he is going to a big team that he hasn't managed yet. I wonder if PSG hires him to win a Champions League
 
Just watched the highlights of the Madrid derby and damn, that must have been a banger to watch live.
 
The Special One has been sacked again :story:
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Where does he go from here? Saudi League? The absolute state of this man's career since joining United, lol.
Irish Guy is crying tears of sadness, as he's probably the biggest Mourinho nuthugger on YouTube.

Speaking of teams that laugh in the face of Financial Fair Play, I'm pretty sure Real Madrid and Barcelona should be frequent offenders that should be punished more than they are.
 
I fucking hope we get relegated this season to rub it into the smarmy faces of the cunts who think Roy Hodgson is a safe pair of hands. The old cunt uses tactics from before I was born in a game that has long left him behind. The prick dying might cause the board to make a forward thinking decision for once. Even my favourite podcast has just stopped doing episodes.
 
Speaking of teams that laugh in the face of Financial Fair Play, I'm pretty sure Real Madrid and Barcelona should be frequent offenders that should be punished more than they are.
Spain has different rules with FFP. They have to prove the revenue is there before buying players. This is why Barcelona was selling their future to buy 12 wingers. So while they aren't in danger of FFP, they are just selling their future now to try and win. Its like a gambler taking out payday loans on their kidneys in order to let it ride on 24 black
 
Spain has different rules with FFP. They have to prove the revenue is there before buying players. This is why Barcelona was selling their future to buy 12 wingers. So while they aren't in danger of FFP, they are just selling their future now to try and win. Its like a gambler taking out payday loans on their kidneys in order to let it ride on 24 black

So Barcelona is like our boy BossmanJack 🤔🤔🤔
 
So Barcelona is like our boy BossmanJack 🤔🤔🤔
I mean, they kind of are. They are in 552 million euros of debt and are selling future cash flows for money immediately to buy players. I am not sure on the exact financial situation of Real Madrid, but they can probably afford to buy another central defender or 2 in the coming years while the rest of their squad is set. I know they have Mbappe money set aside that can also be used elsewhere so they are doing much better. Barcelona might completely fuck themselves over into a situation where they have so little money coming in that they are forced to sell players
 
Mourinho watch
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This would be kino. Napoli is on their 2nd manager of the season but results have not improved. Roma and Napoli are 8 and 9 in the table (Napoli has a game in hand). They are both within 3 points of a champions league spot. They play each other late in the season, and part of me would like to see Mourinho get his revenge.
 
Bayern lost today against Bremen for the 1st time since 2008 while Leverkusen scored another literally last-minute-win against RB Leipzig yesterday. Leverkusen is now 7 points ahead but Bayern has one match less (against Union Berlin which got cancelled before Christmas). Leverkusen is also missing some crucial players at the moment bc of the Africa cup and the Asian cup.

Pretty sure now that Leverkusen will win Bundesliga this year and end Bayern's 11 year long victory run.

The Bayern stint is going to hurt Tuchel massively. 1st half year with Bayern he got kicked out of DFB cup and Champions League and only won Bundesliga and that only barely bc Dortmund fucked up. His 1st full season and he got a 100 million striker and won't probably end up with no trophy at all. If he even survives this season.
 
I think it was postponed? I see a match with Union on Wednesday. Still at best they can close the gap by 3 (and should).

Cancelled bc too much snow in Bavaria and Munich and postponed to later (next week).

I'm pretty sure Bayern will win but catching up these three points is the issue. Another Bayern loss is more likely than a Leverkusen loss at all.
 
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