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Antonio Conte will be the manager of Napoli next season. He is probably what they need in this moment, after falling off so badly from their title winning season. It will be interesting to see how he reinvests the money brought in from Osihmen's inevitable sale. But this is bound to end with a huge fight between Conte and Aurelio De Laurentiis, as they are both massive blowhards.
I think the falling out will be better than a Mourinho third season in Napoli. The real clue on how far Conte has fallen off is how he builds the squad to cope with Osihmen's sale.


I cannot fucking believe united conceded another late penalty. Just what is going on?
Spoiler, you guys aren't that good. Thought the FA Cup semi final proved that.


Its official, the UK has run out of skinny women
 
I cannot fucking believe united conceded another late penalty. Just what is going on?
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Some classic man utd moment from this season
 
There are reliable sources in Italy saying Juventus are closing in on signing Mason Greenwood. I would welcome this move enthusiastically. The guy is a baller, I don't care if he raped his mudshark.
Its official, the UK has run out of skinny women
I hear they are pretty much level with the US in terms of obesity these days. But at least we have normal women, as opposed to British women.
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Bayern deserve to lose this tie if Eric Dyer is the best Center Back they can come up with.

While there is another Champions League game tomorrow, I thought it would be fun to cover the conclusion of the EFL as League 1 and 2 have finished while the Championship has one more match day to go.


Championship

Leicester City have won it thanks to beating Preston 3-0. They had locked up automatic promotion prior to that game and they sealed it off nicely, which should help Blackburn (spoilers). Ipswich won their game in hand today so they will be going up with a point or if Leeds United don't win on the final match day. As of now, Southampton have locked up 4th and Leeds have locked up at least 3rd leaving Norwich (73 points), West Brom (72 points), and Hull City (70 points) to battle it out for the last 2 playoff spots. (In case you were wondering, the GD from Hull and the other 2 are way too much to matter and West Brom have the best GD). At the bottom of the table, Rotherham are the only confirmed relegation candidate but its going to be a literal miracle and clearing a few investigations from the EFL for Huddersfield to survive. Safety right now is 48 points held by Plymouth Argyle (-12 GD). Birmingham are first in the relegation spot with 47 points (-16 GD) and Huddersfield are the second team in relegation with 45 points (-27). So while losses from Birmingham and Plymouth Argyle can happen with a Huddersfield win, it would have to be a 16 goal swing with Plymouth and 12 goal swing with Birmingham, so not likely. Sheffield Wednesday and Blackburn should be safe, but Birmingham can catch both of them with a win and both of them losing. The GD also means that Blackburn (GD -16) and Sheffield Wednesday (GD -26) can't rely on that tie breaker.

Games for the final day to watch

Sheffield Wednesday at Sunderland
Huddersfield at Ipswich
Blackburn at Leicester
Hull City at Plymouth Argyle
Norwich at Birmingham
Southampton at Leeds
Preston at West Brom


In League 1, Portsmouth and Derby County both earned automatic promotion. 2 former premier league clubs now climb back up the table to sit in limbo in the Championship instead of League 1. It is a little bit of a feel good story considering both clubs were financial messes within the past 20 years or so. Bolton (3rd) are playing Barnsley (6th) in one of the playoff semi finals while Peterborough (4th) and playing Oxford united (5th) in the other semi final. Carlisle, Port Vale, Fleetwood, and Cheltenham were all relegated to League 2, with Carlisle going right back down after winning the playoff game.

In League 2, Stockport won and earned an automatic promotion along with Wrexham and Mansfield Town. MK Dons (4th) and Crawley Town (7th) are playing one of the playoff semi finals while Doncaster (5th) are playing Crewe Alexander (6th). Forest Green continue to slide into irrelevance as they go vegan and finish dead last in League 2 after finishing dead last in League 1 last year. They were 19 points off safety in League 1 last year and only 3 points off safety this year.
 
Neymar doesn't get enough respect, I miss watching that nigga play. I hope he comes back to Europe before it's too late.
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Neymar doesn't get enough respect, I miss watching that nigga play. I hope he comes back to Europe before it's too late.
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Neymar falls into that category of players with the likes of Sneijder, Lewandowski, Iniesta, Hazard, and a few others I can't think up off the top of my head that should have been the best player in the world for a year or two but they came around the time of the Ronaldo vs Messi dominance that lasted for over 15 years. These players were compared to 2 of the best players to ever play the game and as a result, weren't seen as being the amazing players that they were. These players would reach near the Messi and Ronaldo levels but not consistently enough over the year and they would fall off after a year or two so they just get kind of sidelined
 
What the hell is going on at Bayern?
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First they get rejected by world class managers like Xabi & Naglesmann, and now they're getting rejected by bums like De Zerbi & Ragnick. And now they're looking at the likes of Ten Hag and Lopetegui. At this rate they're going to end up with Ole or Pioli.
 
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What the hell is going on at Bayern?
endless amounts of leadership infighting: Hoeneß and Rummenigge whining from the sidelines, Eberl being a fat fraud and Dreesen and Hainer coping for relevance. Loving the random retards the media is bringing up for the post tho, Ole or the Flick + Wagner special would be wack. Schmidt has already denied being involved in this shit.

Should just buy a somewhat sucessful blundershit manager again (not that Hoeneß, Rose didnt already say no and fat Eberl wouldnt dare ask Terzic)
 
There are reliable sources in Italy saying Juventus are closing in on signing Mason Greenwood. I would welcome this move enthusiastically. The guy is a baller, I don't care if he raped his mudshark.
Please do. He's a great player but United won't touch him again regardless. He's only got one year left on his contract too so it's either we cash in now or let him go next summer for free.
 
First they get rejected by world class managers like Xabi & Naglesmann, and now they're getting rejected by bums like De Zerbi & Ragnick. And now they're looking at the likes of Ten Hag and Lopetegui. At this rate they're going to end up with Ole or Pioli.
Turns out good managers don't want to go to a club where they have little say, get blamed for everything, and are fired within 2 years
 
Please do. He's a great player but United won't touch him again regardless. He's only got one year left on his contract too so it's either we cash in now or let him go next summer for free.
There could be some kind of a swap deal involving Greenwood and Gleison Bremer. United could do a lot worse in their search for a new central defender, the guy is a tank.
 
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