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How the fuck do you take a team that won the title in relative comfort, spend an additional half a billion pounds, only to end up worse than Man U?

I'm kind of disappointed that ManU seems to do better again bc I thought it was a funny shitshow and I love seeing top clubs falling but I'm happy to see that Liverpool decided to take their place.
 
I'm kind of disappointed that ManU seems to do better again bc I thought it was a funny shitshow and I love seeing top clubs falling but I'm happy to see that Liverpool decided to take their place.
Honestly, the placement of teams right now doesn't mean anything. If you got 2 points per game, you are in 2nd place and if you got 1 point per game, you are out of the relegation zone. Kind of tracks to last year but the gap between 16th and 5th place is 6 points. So nothing is fully decided until about half way through the season.



Unless of course you are in Scotland. Total mid table club victories. Suffer giants of the game.

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Hearts top of the table beating both Celtic and Rangers. Rangers fired their manager and Brendan Rodgers stepped down. Now we just need Hibs and Dundee United to overtake Celtic while Rangers go into the relegation half of the table for full balldo victory
 
Honestly, the placement of teams right now doesn't mean anything. If you got 2 points per game, you are in 2nd place and if you got 1 point per game, you are out of the relegation zone. Kind of tracks to last year but the gap between 16th and 5th place is 6 points. So nothing is fully decided until about half way through the season.



Unless of course you are in Scotland. Total mid table club victories. Suffer giants of the game.

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Hearts top of the table beating both Celtic and Rangers. Rangers fired their manager and Brendan Rodgers stepped down. Now we just need Hibs and Dundee United to overtake Celtic while Rangers go into the relegation half of the table for full balldo victory
haha just checked rangers new manager just left wednesday lol they're fucked
 
I beg Ange goes back to celtic and gets fired from there too this season
God that would be awesome


haha just checked rangers new manager just left wednesday lol they're fucked
They hired Russell Martin after he failed in the premier league with Southampton


Funny things are also happening in Turkey. 152 refs and over 3.700 players are under investigations for betting on football matches.
Never doubt Mourinho
 
Funny story out of Holland. The fitness coach for second division FC Emmen is a guy named Gersom Klok. Gersom Klok is also an amateur footballer for 5th division side VV Hoogeveen. Well, they met in the dutch cup and VV Hoogeveen ended up winning. That should be a fun week at work
 
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Oh, oh no. The best part is Slot's cope for fielding the B team is
a)That's historically what they've done in the Cup in the past, and
b)He just played a game a couple of days ago and his squad depth is shit.

Now I'm no manager, but maybe squad depth is something they could have done something about in the summer instead of spending £300mil on 3 players.
 
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Oh, oh no. The best part is Slot's cope for fielding the B team is
a)That's historically what they've done in the Cup in the past, and
b)He just played a game a couple of days ago and his squad depth is shit.

Now I'm no manager, but maybe squad depth is something they could have done something about in the summer instead of spending £300mil on 3 players.
I saw kopites reminiscing about nunez the other day lol its getting dire

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sarr we've been undefeated against liverpool since october 2024 sarr
 
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The Libertadores is, once again, All-Brazilian with Flamengo and Palmeiras facing each other.

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In the first leg of the semi-finals, Palmeiras lost to Liga de Quito in humiliating fashion.

Guess what happened in the second leg, without the altitude of the Ecuatorian capital at play.
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God, I fucking hate this team. To top it all off, LDU reached the semi-finals by beating my São Paulo home and away.
Oh, and lest I forget, both Palmeiras and Flamengo are leading the national championship race.
 
Our tax funded state media did for once something actual good and produced a little documentary about the "Rise and Fall" of the other footy club in Munich, TSV 1860 München. And it's pretty kino.

The first of five episodes has been uploaded to YT. Enjoy*.



*If you can stomach the auto generated subtitles.
 
Our tax funded state media did for once something actual good and produced a little documentary about the "Rise and Fall" of the other footy club in Munich, TSV 1860 München. And it's pretty kino.

The first of five episodes has been uploaded to YT. Enjoy*.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NnkKMqer7cE

*If you can stomach the auto generated subtitles.
A much younger version of myself picked up a copy of FIFA 97 and toiled endlessly on trying to decide which Munich club to support. The mismanagement of Sechziger made my decision easier with time.
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Ah feck
 
Our tax funded state media did for once something actual good and produced a little documentary about the "Rise and Fall" of the other footy club in Munich, TSV 1860 München. And it's pretty kino.

The first of five episodes has been uploaded to YT. Enjoy*.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NnkKMqer7cE

*If you can stomach the auto generated subtitles.
Oh wow, I didn't realize they got back into the 3rd Liga. I remember when they fucked up majorly and got put into the 4th division
 
I hate kopites and their forced hatred for Trent. I don't think he's that good of a player (and I don't think many of them do too, he just has a scouse accent so they forced themselves to form this weird cult around him) but they honestly can't wrap their head around why a player would want to move to arguably the biggest club in the world after winning everything with Liverpool

They never had this reverence for Carragher and Gerrard was a generational talent but he tried to leave multiple times and they still love him

That being said fuck Real too the ideal outcome tomorrow would be bane coming onto the pitch like in the Dark Knight Rises
 
I hate kopites and their forced hatred for Trent. I don't think he's that good of a player (and I don't think many of them do too, he just has a scouse accent so they forced themselves to form this weird cult around him) but they honestly can't wrap their head around why a player would want to move to arguably the biggest club in the world after winning everything with Liverpool

They never had this reverence for Carragher and Gerrard was a generational talent but he tried to leave multiple times and they still love him

That being said fuck Real too the ideal outcome tomorrow would be bane coming onto the pitch like in the Dark Knight Rises
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It was fun while it lasted at least

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what have they been feeding Lampard maybe he's just not built for the prem

Who would you like to see in the prem next season, I want Millwall just for the lulz even though the derby would probably be shit now with hooliganism basically being dead and I have a soft spot for PNE but that's mainly because of their badge
 
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