Futbol thread.

[It's Little Alex Horne]

Can the commentators stop glazing the Spanish nigger? He hasn't done shit all tournament. Glaze Cucurella or Oyarzabal if you must. (Ah, but they have a certain "attribute" about them...)

 

[Lundgoff]

tus muertos

Speak English you faggot

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

Speak English you faggot

Why's this thread called "Futbol" then

 

[Amin Yasister]

Why can’t a halftime show just be a normal fucking and not 20 celebrity cameos lasting 10 seconds? The ending of the show with the main FIFA song was actually pretty good. They could have just done that.

I remember when the half time entertainment in the UK was the Salvation Army Brass Band playing a couple of tunes.

A few years later halftime entertainment was a group of out of step, big titted dancers, nothing but a pale imitation of USA cheerleaders.

I 'd rather have either of those than that load of bollocks they just put on.

 

[Slimy Time]

Can the commentators stop glazing the Spanish nigger? He hasn't done shit all tournament. Glaze Cucurella or Oyarzabal if you must. (Ah, but they have a certain "attribute" about them...)

It's all the multiculturism idea + this narrative of Messi bathing him in a photoshoot at 5 months old.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Let em kill each other ref. The only thing keeping this game interesting is two different flavors of catholic hacking at each other like they're settling blood debts.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Martinez working overtime.

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

Spain just replaced their best player oryarzabal, yeah spain is gonna lose this

 

[Lundgoff]

Why's this thread called "Futbol" then

Because some retard thought they were being clever not calling it football

 

[Stoneheart]

Atleast the austrian refreshment break music is good

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Spain just replaced their best player oryarzabal, yeah spain is gonna lose this

They bring in Merino five minutes before the end and he scores.

 

[Karakhalkin-Gol]

God, please let this end with a 0-0 because it’d be so fucking funny.

 

[Lundgoff]

Has this yamel nigger done anything in the tournament

 

[Antony_the_spin_god21]

Has this yamel nigger done anything in the tournament

He is a literal ghost in big games

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

God, please let this end with a 0-0 because it’d be so fucking funny.

unfortunately for everyone, the game can't possibly end in a 0-0

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Upside: a close, physical game is what will help sell Americans on soccer.

Downside: nobody cares about MLS because Americans understand its Z list soccer and premier league/etc (real leagues) remain having games at like 8am US times.

Basically like trying to get euros interested in american sports, who gives a fuck if the only times the best players are playing is 2am your time.

 

[3-2-1836]

This is FIFA's doing, not America's. The final is only in NYC (actually New Jersey) because FIFA execs have never been to the US and picked the only American city they knew despite it having one of the worst stadiums in the NFL. There is no American influence here.

The show looks like it was ripped straight out of the bathhouses of Eurovision and is produced by an Australian NGO called Global Citizen.

It's in NY because FIFA originally wanted it at SoFi Stadium in LA but Sofi Stadium refused FIFA's terms

 

[It's Little Alex Horne]

God, please let this end with a 0-0 because it’d be so fucking funny.

Can't happen. If it's 0-0 at 90 minutes, they play an extra 30 minutes, then it goes to a penalty shootout (which are very gay and controversial)

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Upside: a close, physical game is what will help sell Americans on soccer.

Correct, but a second half when the refs remember they actually have jobs and start doing them is a death knell for the American attention span. This second half blows.

 

[quaawaa]

It's in NY because FIFA originally wanted it at SoFi Stadium in LA but Sofi Stadium refused FIFA's terms

I wonder why...

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