Was Dragonlord’s house in an inconvenient location and were people traveling there when gas cost your first born and left nut?
Dragonlord's Bunker was in a small, narrow, easy-to-miss part of a small, Central Bavarian Village in bumfuck, cowpoke nowhere, the road is not particularly easy to access and is generally inconvenient for most drivers and farmers to travel to. And despite this, in August 2018, his A-Logs thought it would be a
wonderful idea to re-enact the Hamburg Schanzenfest (basically the German Left's annual excuse to start riots under the guise of a "Cultural Festival") in a small, Central Bavarian Village.
It led to the Police and other emergency services in Middle Franconia blocking all roads leading to the bunker AND the Village after multiple instances of vandalism and attempted bushfires via arson within the village boundaries (which is what led to the police fully quarantining the village under lockdown from any visitors and travellers in a second attempt in October 2018 )
, leading to many arrests. Because hundreds of people descended on the village of Altschauerberg en-masse to the point where a State of Emergency was declared. The A-Logs travelled in their high numbers from all parts of Germany, a nation that has a square area of 357,588 km², more than three times the size of the US state of Virginia.
If people were willing to do THAT, then I have zero doubts in my mind that people WILL travel across US state lines, even cross-coast and cross-country borders to fuck around in Ruckersville, VA. Remember, these people are
mentally ill and serially determined bastards, meaning that basic logic and travelling rationale, consistently elude these people, even under optimistic assessments.
First and foremost, Chris's 15 minutes of fame are over. He's no longer the goofy oaf, who'd scream at Pickle Men on the internet, who'd draw goofy comics of his daily troubles, he's just a dude who fucked his mother who's sitting in a jail cell.
Errm, I don't know about that.
He's had multiple increasing instances of getting his 15 minutes of fame. And this coming August's court hearing (barring any continuances and other events outside of it) will bring his name back up again into the global spotlight. In fact, people assumed on numerous occasions that after a massive incident, he'll disappear into obscurity, specifically the Fire at 14BC (which, reached local news), but we were VERY wrong. Because things just got crazier, the November 2014 Mace attack over Sonic's arms in Boom: Rise of the Buggy Scales that led to most of YouTube and the medium-sized Internet News sites exploding, the TooManyGames tantrum, the resurgence of Chris' online relevancy during much of 2017/18, and the arrest in 2021, which reached worldwide news, in fact, THAT event, and the reason why we're even speculating in the first place is the biggest incident involving Chris, full stop.
He is also immortalised by Geno's documentary (in fact, Geno himself appeared in the Trash Taste Podcast around the same time by way of good fortune AND as a result of the arrest of Chris, due to them being based in the same part of Japan as the hosts before they ran back to Limeystan), the various List videos on internet degenerates online, specifically, videos from Savox and other similar users, with millions of views per-video, featuring Chris' face front and centre as a marketing ploy to get viewers to click on said video.
Remember, Dahvie Vanity is no longer known as the music lolcow who tries and fails to bully people offline for criticising him, now he's known as a disgusting sex pest. Doesn't stop people from making videos about him with millions of views per video. The one thing people need to consider is that the Internet
never forgets. And as long as people keep sending him letters to Prison, as long as the Address exists, as long as Chris himself is still alive and kicking, people WILL come. Not en-masse like the peak of Die Drachenbunker-Wallfahrt, but it'll happen enough times for it to be a nuisance for the locals.
It is extremely naive to assume that Chris will just "go away" because he will remain an integral part of Internet History to the point where people WILL pester us when we're all old, grey, clinically demented and increasingly incontinent about him on a forum that's basically just the Farms but for the newer Generation a la Tommy Tooter right now.
Besides, what are weens going to do if he gets out? Outside of using him as a pet tard to make a really ridiculous low amount of money, with Sockness being King Ween, that bodes not well for his future. Who wants to knowingly touch him now? Is there going to be a huge gathering when he eventually gets out of the judicial system? Nope.
When he does get out, and people casually see what he's up to, it'll all fade, and Chris, now reinforced with his cope about being Jesus Christ himself, probably won't even whine much.
You'd be surprised by the high number of idiots who are smooth-brained enough to bring in people like Chris, ADF and co under their roof out of either clout or a sense of misguided pity, again, you've highlighted the Praetor A-Logs, but those are the A-Logs we currently KNOW about, there are a ton more Gay-Ops circles who are yet to reveal themselves, be it via Discord or other similar chat groups (some of these groups aren't even based in North America or the European Mainland). Again, bringing up the Tommy Tooter analogy, that thread Tommy has, is a megathread with hundreds of pages. As long as Chris has an internet connection, be it in a motel, a flophouse, or even on his mobile phone, people will be there to document it and once in a month or so, considering that mental illnesses worsen with age, Chris will throw a barely-provoked fit/deluded temper tantrum over strange shit and it'll be recorded live on air, for all to see. We already know that he's not a streaming noob, considering his PS4 streams back in the day, so assuming that he
won't stream from his phone is also an odd and possibly incorrect thought.
In fact, the scenario of a "once released from Prison" Chris, under full cope and sneed built-up over the course of years makes him very entertaining to the kids and/or any newcomers who don't know Christory. Again, at this point, Chris is a known subject internationally for molesting his mum on top of his previous Lolcowdry.
It'll take much more than dwindling funds to reduce one's scope and reach, but rather, one's drive to keep going. And Chris' ego and chronic narcissism prevent him from really going away into the dusty night.
We will always hear more from Chris until he finally drops dead due to complications of being really fucking old and really fucking poor and diseased just like his old man Bob. I made the mistake of assuming that the Fire in 2014 was the end of Christory, but now I know that Christory only ends in Chris' death. After all, he has the genetic integrity and composition to live a long life in spite of his terrible health choices. A cold, poor, lonely life filled with A-Logs, Orbiters and the dwindling number of Enablers, yes, but a life nonetheless. Which is the only relevant qualifier here.
