Future of the House

[Yksi_Toveri]

A Redditor made a trip to the house. Looks like they're slowly cleaning out the hoard. That fucking AC unit is still in the window, though.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A Redditor made a trip to the house. Looks like they're slowly cleaning out the hoard. That fucking AC unit is still in the window, though.

The house will be inhabitable by the end of the decade at the rate it is going.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

A literal life or death scenario STILL wasn't enough to get them to change their ways. Barb and Chris seem to be almost fundamentally incapable of learning from their own mistakes no matter what the risks are.

What's sadder is that Chris learned from Barb is that he can't live in an environment that isn't cluttered. Chris had mentioned in a video a few years ago that he's used to it. Strange that he isn't embarrassed by it. Usually when guests come over, people tidy up the house. When GamerFromMars and Copitz came, they had to wade through all the downstairs garbage and saw first hand how Chris loses it because he can't find a controller in the mess he made.

When the time comes for Chris to live on his own, the first thing he will do is hoarded up because that was the environment he's accustomed to. Now that I think about it, when he got that hotel room, the first thing he did was buy some stuff. I know it's coping for him, but it would lead into a dangerous habit later on.

I suspect it was a conversion to a deck made by the previous owners before Barbara moved in, and by the time Chris moved in it had already fallen to Barb's hoard and as such Chris would have zero interest in it, especially if it was rendered inaccessible from the kitchen. The house fire itself we know was indirectly caused by the kitchen being so full of crap (both metaphorical and literal) the Chandlers were reduced to using water from the bathroom for the Keurig instead of in the kitchen as intended.

Who would've thought Barb not cooking after being 'insulted' by her husband and son not eating the dinner she made, would lead to the kitchen being unusable, would lead to a future house fire. For all the bitching Barb wanting a house, she sure is irresponsible at maintaining one. But then again, look at how she raised her kids.

 

[AnOminous]

When the time comes for Chris to live on his own, the first thing he will do is hoarded up because that was the environment he's accustomed to. Now that I think about it, when he got that hotel room, the first thing he did was buy some stuff. I know it's coping for him, but it would lead into a dangerous habit later on.

If they inspect it semi-annually, he will be thrown out if he can't quit creating fire hazards with piles of barbage.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If they inspect it semi-annually, he will be thrown out if he can't quit creating fire hazards with piles of barbage.

Knowing of Chris, he won't learn. Fuck, he'll probably do it on purpose, so he can return to home. Good luck with that.

Shame. Given Chris' addictive impulses, despite getting all the therapy available to him, it won't fix his addiction to buying and hoarding stuff. Imagine if Chris was an alcoholic?

 

[RussianParasite]

If AngryCops could turn a Crack House into a Crack Home, I firmly believe 14BC could be turned into one as well. But then again, the question is who would? A bank's probably not going to invest the time to hire contractors to fix the place up 100%, and I doubt there's a house flipper who'd be willing to do it with all the infamy and baggage that would come with owning Chris Chan's House.

I think there is a possibility that some rich ween or other Chris follower could put an offer on the house that is way above market price. It could be made into some sort of autistic CWC museum, or someone may just want to be able to say they own 14BC.

If it is just some random person/family that buys it they might have to deal with some weirdos visiting. I wonder if there has to be some sort of bizarre disclosure about that for this house sale.

 

[Jonny Greenwood]

I think it's safe to say that the a-logs have finally won.

No, John. You are the A-Logs.

 

[GypsyBard]

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Some weens made a pilgrimage to the house
Reported that it seems they may be starting to throw out Chris's things

(Sorry did not see that others have posted this)

 

[ASeabear8952]

A Redditor made a trip to the house. Looks like they're slowly cleaning out the hoard. That fucking AC unit is still in the window, though.

Call the preservationist in me speaking, but they should be giving that shit to Goodwill or something. The weens will go to otherworldly lengths to seek them out.

Or better yet sell them. They definitely need it. Win-win situation either way.

 

[CFC-12]

(Sorry did not see that others have posted this)

It's okay friend, it was an honest mistake

Call the preservationist in me speaking, but they should be giving that shit to Goodwill or something. The weens will go to otherworldly lengths to seek them out.

IIRC there have already been weens who reported skulking around Ruckersville area thrift stores trying to find Chris's shit. Can't imagine they've had much luck in the past because why the fuck would a hoarder be giving stuff to a thrift shop instead of taking it home with them. I wonder if now that a third party is clearing the house they've been actively dumping stuff off at Salvation Army or whatever? I feel like the average person would donate large amounts of toys rather than throw them out, even if they had substantial quantities of tard residue on 'em.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Or better yet sell them. They definitely need it. Win-win situation either way.

There probably wasn't a lot in any condition worth selling. Chris was gross and he'd "personalize" a lot of items with autistic shit no one would care about outside of the people who follow his every move. And I can see anyone helping Barb just wanting to wash their hands of it all.

 

[AnOminous]

It's okay friend, it was an honest mistake

IIRC there have already been weens who reported skulking around Ruckersville area thrift stores trying to find Chris's shit. Can't imagine they've had much luck in the past because why the fuck would a hoarder be giving stuff to a thrift shop instead of taking it home with them. I wonder if now that a third party is clearing the house they've been actively dumping stuff off at Salvation Army or whatever? I feel like the average person would donate large amounts of toys rather than throw them out, even if they had substantial quantities of tard residue on 'em.

It doesn't look like one of those companies that deals with hoarder situations, because those guys usually actually haul a shipping container-sized dumpster to your location and clear it out in a day or a few days depending how bad it is.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

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[Thumb Butler]

Chris really needs to see the last photo. Just wonderful.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I imagine the jail getting an unusual amount of calls either requesting the guards to give Chris the message that his stuff's in the street, or checking up on him if he already knows.

 

[Jon Osterman]

It doesn't look like one of those companies that deals with hoarder situations, because those guys usually actually haul a shipping container-sized dumpster to your location and clear it out in a day or a few days depending how bad it is.

Yeah this definitely looks more like Tom and Harriet or a small team they hired getting at it, if it was a professional crew you'd see a few trucks and massive garbage bins outside. The question is if Barb is okay with it or not, because that's clearly Chris' stuff and Barb does not care about it.

 

[Ophelia]

It’s possible they’ve used the transformer’s box to hold trash and it’s not Chris’s toys. I’m not getting my hopes up until I see a pony sticking out of a trashcan.

 

[Optimus Prime]

A Redditor made a trip to the house. Looks like they're slowly cleaning out the hoard. That fucking AC unit is still in the window, though.

Chris really needs to see the last photo. Just wonderful.

It’s possible they’ve used the transformer’s box to hold trash and it’s not Chris’s toys. I’m not getting my hopes up until I see a pony sticking out of a trashcan.

For what it's worth? I've identified the box being that of Siege: War For Cybertron Omega Supreme.

This is a Titan Class figure, basically the BIG one of an entire series for a YEAR which kids have as the number one thing on their letters to Santa, with a bunch of playability with a base mode that can link up to other mini-bases, the figure itself is probably the size of a one year old, and the cost would easily be north of $150 MSRP minimum. Chris likely paid much more from a specialty website that actually had it in stock since most brick and mortar stores do not carry Titans due to the shelf space they take up.

This figure is also fairly recent, being only a 2019 release. Since he had to have gone out of his way to get Omega, it's certain that he's been buying the other giant-as-fuck figures like Typricon, Metroplex, and "Ark" (the giant spaceship that crash lands in the original series and becomes the Autobot headquarters on Earth? Yeah that's also a robot now). Chris being irresponsible with money is nothing new, however.

 

[Meat Pickle]

It’s possible they’ve used the transformer’s box to hold trash and it’s not Chris’s toys. I’m not getting my hopes up until I see a pony sticking out of a trashcan.

I doubt they are actually throwing away any of Chris's toys for now. I'm expecting the trash content to be 90% Barb's hoard and 10% Chris-related junk that he was either too lazy to toss away like the aforementioned box or held sentimental value that no one else knows.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Chris really needs to see the last photo. Just wonderful.

Yeah he really needs to face reality. I'm Barb's getting some sort of help instead of being made to fester in 14BC.

I don't think there's going to be some crazy Chris freakout when he realizes all his toys are dumped on the curb, but either way I think it'll be good for him to realize that as a result of his behavior he's lost his crap. Chris' lack of growth will likely make being treated like a normal person would painful for him, but I think it will just get worse if he doesn't face consequences and discomfort now.