‘Fyre Festival of books’ conference devolves into chaos, leaves multiple bibliophiles injured: ‘It was total BS’ - Dashcon for wineaunts. Imagine the smell.

A book lovers’ conference in Colorado is being ripped on social media after the event descended into a disappointing catastrophe that some dubbed “the Fyre Festival of books” — and that even left one bibliophile with a black eye.

Last month’s Readers Take Denver event was billed as a four-day reader’s paradise, filled with popular authors, signed copies of books and a community of like-minded bookworms.

Instead, the conference was spoiled by hours-long lines, a lack of security, missing pre-ordered books, according to published reports and social media posts by attendees.

“All we did was stand in line. It was total BS,” self-described “RTD survivor” Kelli Meyer told The Denver Post, calling the event the “Fyre Festival of books.”
“It was worse than Disney, and there wasn’t even a ride at the end.”

The April 18-21 event was the second iteration of the conference created by organizer Lisa Renee Jones, an author who has penned more than 100 books, the Denver Post said.
She successfully put on a smaller version of the get-together in 2023, and allegedly overpromised and underdelivered her mission to put on a bigger and better conference in 2024, critics said.


The disaster was reportedly so bad that Readers Take Denver has already canceled its plans for a 2025 event.
But Renne Jones told The Post that the allegations were “slander” that was instigated by a best-selling author with a case of diva syndrome.
The event organizer claimed “Iron Flame author Rebecca Yarros used social media as a weapon after the two butted heads about how her portion of the event schedule would shake out.
“When it comes to the events of this weekend, many have been mistreated,” Yarros wrote on Facebook the day after the event ended.


“Readers, on behalf of every author at the event. I’m sorry. It hasn’t been said to you enough, so let me say it again: I’m sorry. I’m so sorry you couldn’t get your preorders, couldn’t see the authors you wanted to.
“I’m sorry registration took hours, sorry food ran out, sorry security wasn’t tight enough at the night events, sorry some volunteers raised voices, sorry it was disorganized, sorry you felt frazzled, sorry you felt overwhelmed, sorry you did not get to bask in the overwhelming joy that spending 3 days in the book world should give you.”

Attendees shelled out between $300 and $375 to participate in the packed conference — which boasted meet-and-greets, panels, book signings and even movie screenings — under the impression they wouldn’t have to wait in lines, The Denver Post reported.
A timed ticketing system utilizing the WhatsApp messaging service was supposed to prevent waits to see favorite authors, meaning guests would visit as many booths as they wanted.
Renee Jones admitted that there was a myriad of issues with the venue, which caused lengthy registration lines, but claimed there was no other serious backups.
“I truly believe that had we had time to set up properly, had we had all the tables that we were supposed to have, that that would have gone much smoother,” Renee Jones said.
“Do I still think that we should have done electronic registration for this year? Yes … But I was nervous because we didn’t have time to fully develop an app. And I wanted it to be perfect because I didn’t want to have a bump. Everything I did, I tried to make it great.”
But some attendees claimed the event was more than frustrating — and came down to violence.
Sporting a black eye, she told her social media followers she was thrown to the ground with her head hitting the concrete when she became entangled in the mass convergence of the poorly orchestrated crowds.


Another TikToker added that she was also verbally assaulted up by staff members while suffering a medical emergency at the conference.
“I was having a hypoglycemic moment and was screamed at by staff to ‘get the f–k up off the floor!” she alleged. “There were so many horrific experiences between readers, vendors, authors, PAs, volunteers alike. This was not just a breakdown in communication, it is a systemic issue with this program.”
Renee Jones acknowledged the reports of violence, which she called “bumpy bumps,” but emphasized the aggression was under control, according to an email obtained by The Denver Post.
“In the case that someone has claimed a volunteer put hands on someone, I got security involved IMMEDIATELY,” Renee Jones wrote.

She also seemingly dispelled rumors of the chaos by sharing that many people brought her to tears with their praise for the event.

Next year’s event has already been canceled with Renee Jones saying dozens of authors pulled out over safety issues raised by the sweeping social media uproar
“All subsequent charges for payment plans have thus been suspended, and your ticket has been cancelled,” RTD said on its website.


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They had to have an oxygen station because their community is so fat and out of shape merely being in Denver will kill them.

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Author of erotic sex slave rape novel, going on twitter to give her take on the bear question.


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I'm thinking the erotic book community is a potentially untapped goldmine for weirdos and retards.
Oh man, this is a mashup of the greatest hits of feminist nutters, munchies, coomers, and "authors" (egotists) in general- if someone starts a thread in prospering grounds please shoot me a tag, I'd love to help with the backgrounders on a few of these retards.
 
I miss when romance novels were confined to housewives who used it as an escape from their drudgery and poopy diaper-filled lives. Now they're the entertainment of choice for fat, introverted career women who thought going to college was going to net them a "Sex and the City" job. I remember as a kid sneaking a peek at one of my Mom's Harlequin romances and being shocked at the amount of rape there was. I mean, housewives in the 70s were really into reading about rape. The crazy thing is, they all seemed so normal back then. Probably because they had nothing to gain by broadcasting a kink far and wide and making that be their identity.
 
“I was having a hypoglycemic moment and was screamed at by staff to ‘get the f–k up off the floor!” she alleged.
DROP THE FUCKING CANDY AND GET THE FUCK UP OFF THE FLOOR! You want blood sugar? GO JOG, FATASS!
Renee Jones acknowledged the reports of violence, which she called “bumpy bumps,”
I wish she had gotten a black eye. Stop talking to other adults like they're Kindergarteners.
 
Its really amazing how erotic novels which are every bit as degenerate and extreme as hardcore porn is has flown under the radar for so long. Of course reason being is 99.99% of the audience for it are women. From what ive read about the community everyone who writes them does so under pseudonyms as the fans are bat shit crazy.
We should find some poor soul to watch it...
Im sure that community will implode into a giant shitshow very soon. you can use AI to write 10 of those novels a day...
 
These are books from the 6 authors on first panel on the opening day of the con.

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Going to engage in a little judging books by their covers, this wasn't a bookcon this was a gooncon. How is there so many of these?!

Is there a farms thread for these sort of authors and their readers? I think it could work they seem fuckin' weird to me.
see, women CAN be gooners/femcels!
 
A general romancelandia thread could be a heck of a thing if we have any kiwis knowledgeable in this area.
Considering what those blurbs just above said, are you sure you want to convince Kiwis to give up what little hope in life we have left?

leaves multiple bibliophiles injured​

I initially misread that as "multiple bibliographies injured" and brother. At first I thought "Man, that must have been a terrible event". Now I'm wishing it really was that terrible considering the things people have posted.
 
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I did work in a library briefly and found that not only Amish-style romance was huge and every author built up their own universe with sequel series and prequel series, so I SHOULD know this, but still...

But was there enough hockey-themed soft-porn available, that's what I need to know, or gay urban literature, that's a good one.
 
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Another TikToker added that she was also verbally assaulted up by staff members while suffering a medical emergency at the conference.
“I was having a hypoglycemic moment and was screamed at by staff to ‘get the f–k up off the floor!” she alleged.
I wonder if Ms Hypoglycemic Moment had sat down off to the side, out of the way, to pull herself together or if she was sprawled in the middle of where people were walking, making a huge scene.

I mean, I know which thing I'd bet on happening.
 
What about Werewolf rape erotica penned by a classics professor? Who was that, again? Someone from SA, that's all I remember.
 
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You can't have a "Fyre Festival of books" without a good old-fashioned book burning.
Right it's in the name, Fyre Fyre Fyre! Sounds more like the "Willy Wonka of books" to me, It was in CO so I'm sure there were plenty of ompalompa looking people who cook meth running around it.
Going to engage in a little judging books by their covers, this wasn't a bookcon this was a gooncon. How is there so many of these?!
Wow those books probably deserved to be burned, I'm just judging a book by te cover and all that but come on those are porn without pictures.
Attendee with black eye
lol, how you get a black eye in a book burning lady? Were you trying to save your gooning books?
But Renne Jones told The Post that the allegations were “slander” that was instigated by a best-selling author with a case of diva syndrome.
Oh yea cuz we all know fap fiction authors all have that Diva Syndrome, they are right up there next to Orwell and Verne for being divas
I’m so sorry you couldn’t get your preorders, couldn’t see the authors you wanted to.
“I’m sorry registration took hours, sorry food ran out, sorry security wasn’t tight enough at the night events, sorry some volunteers raised voices, sorry it was disorganized, sorry you felt frazzled, sorry you felt overwhelmed, sorry you did not get to bask in the overwhelming joy that spending 3 days in the book world should give you.”
This is just a very wordy way of saying you're a sorry motherfucker. Leave it to a book club or whatever to be so fucking wordy
But some attendees claimed the event was more than frustrating — and came down to violence.
This is why I don't goto the library anymore, I'm worried about getting beat up by a gang of nerds :story:

Well this article has it all, book burnings, mob violence, diva syndrome. Fuck we need shit like this to pop off every couple of days
 
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What about Werewolf rape erotica penned by a classics professor? Who was that, again? Someone from SA, that's all I remember.
Axemaniac? Or was he the one with a human toilet fetish? I’m pretty sure it was one of the jannies at least.
 
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Probably thinking of former SA admin Eggplant Wizard = Eleanor Jefferson, author of "incest rape erotica" and brief non-tenure-track lecturer in classics at Rutgers. I couldn't find what she's been up to since 2016 or so, probably changed her name and is teaching high school Latin somewhere.
 
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Lisa Renee Jones is a romance writer. Yawn. It's always the same garbage. So if she wrote over 100 of them it's probably a cut and paste deal where she just changes the names and scenarios slightly. It's probably the easiest genre to write for. All you need is a hunk, a self insertable heroine and some squelching material. The plot can be as dumb as hiring a new handyman for the farm or meeting some Fabio clone while on a tropical vacation. I've paged through them out of curiosity and that's about all they are. There's some wacky ones about fucking a dinosaur or a furry. You've got vampires, zombies and other horror romances. I actually came across one on Amazon about a skeleton who falls in love with an anorexic. So a skelly fucking a skeleton. You gotta be pretty fucked up to get off on that. I bet the reader base is mostly ana-chans and fetishists who want to fuck ana-chans and skeletons.

Now you might be asking, "how exactly does a skeleton bone someone?". Well from the reviews apparently he uses his shadow to probe her orifices. He needs to knock her up with a skeleton baby to ensure the future of his people.🤮

Then there's the ones like 50 Shades of Grey that were originally fanfics. I'm sure it happens more often than we are aware. There's so many degenerate fics out there than no one may notice for awhile that yours is now a bestseller made into a motion picture. I'd love to see the original Twilight version. It's sure it's hilariously bad.


And that's a lot of fatties at this dumpster fire. I know fatties are getting so commonplace that we shouldn't be surprised. But still...
 
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