Dramacow Gabe Navarro / Moleman9000 / MolemanNineThousand / ResonX - 13 bans on Wikia

[Randall Fragg]

@Moleman9000 why do you hate metal?

 

[Enig]

Let's compare skill sets, @Moleman9000 .

You:

• Microsoft Office
• Public "speaking" (probably just more yelling)
• Teamwooooaahahahahahahahah fuck no
• English (a valuable trade in a post-Mexico world)

Me:

• Battalion leading
• Adobe Flash (gotta get them spins and movement tweens in)
  
• Psychological warfare
• Top SEAL sniper

 

[Ariel]

hi hans peter gabriel navarro @Moleman9000

 

[butt in trouble]

Moleman talks like an autistic Terminator.
"Known Malicious troll located. Active harassment detected. Whiny sperg mode engaged."

 

[Cynical]

Let's compare skill sets, @Moleman9000 .

You:

• Microsoft Office
• Public "speaking" (probably just more yelling)
• Teamwooooaahahahahahahahah fuck no
• English (a valuable trade in a post-Mexico world)

Me:

• Battalion leading
• Adobe Flash (gotta get them spins and movement tweens in)
  
• Psychological warfare
• Top SEAL sniper

Wait, he cited "teamwork" as a skill of his?

He actually put that down?

That's a joke.............right?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

So since moleman has sparked new interest in himself by doing dumb things i'd thought i'd share a fun thing a couple users did awhile back.
MOLEMAN FAN ART. Not all of it has been saved do to the DDOS attack but here are the remnants. If anyone has the ones that have been lost please post them.

Spoiler: moleman fan art

By user @Arctic

By user @Radi Ashun

By user @CatParty

By user @Observers

By user @Alan Pardew

By user @Enig

By user @Dee

By user @Lil

by user @silvana-sama

Another by user @Enig

Here's the thread that these were found in so that y'all can give them the ratings for their art. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-art-of-autism.3976/

 

[Cynical]

So since moleman has sparked new interest in himself by doing dumb things i'd thought i'd share a fun thing a couple users did awhile back.
MOLEMAN FAN ART. Not all of it has been saved do to the DDOS attack but here are the remnants. If anyone has the ones that have been lost please post them.

Spoiler: moleman fan art

By user @Arctic

By user @Radi Ashun

By user @CatParty

By user @Observers

By user @Alan Pardew

By user @Enig

By user @Dee

By user @Lil

by user @silvana-sama

Another by user @Enig

Here's the thread that these were found in so that y'all can give them the ratings for their art. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-art-of-autism.3976/

The JC Denton and 2 Minutes Hate ones had me in stitches.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Wait, he cited "teamwork" as a skill of his?

He actually put that down?

That's a joke.............right?

If teamwork is a skill now then I reserve the right to put on my resume that I am a veteran breather of over 20 years.

 

[Die Wotansperg]

Holy shit, I join up and suddenly fucking moleman is back. what did I do to deserve this blessing?

 

[Ariel]

Can a mod check his current IP? I want to know if he's bullying us while in an exotic location (again).

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Let's compare skill sets, @Moleman9000 .

You:

• Microsoft Office
• Public "speaking" (probably just more yelling)
• Teamwooooaahahahahahahahah fuck no
• English (a valuable trade in a post-Mexico world)

Me:

• Battalion leading
• Adobe Flash (gotta get them spins and movement tweens in)
  
• Psychological warfare
• Top SEAL sniper

Moleman is fat and I would not endorse his skills

 

[José Mourinho]

Probably made just in case his YT account got suspended or terminated, he made two new accounts on two video sites under the same name.

https://vimeo.com/molemanninethousand
http://www.dailymotion.com/molemanninethousand

 

[SpessCaptain]

Probably made just in case his YT account got suspended or terminated, he made two new accounts on two video sites under the same name.

https://vimeo.com/molemanninethousand
http://www.dailymotion.com/molemanninethousand

>0 Followers.

Just as nature intended.

 

[WWWWolf]

Private messages belong to each person in the conversation, they can be shared contrary to the wishes of the other person, legally, without repercussions.

Depending on the jurisdiction you may need to observe some interesting special considerations, but yeah, that's the basic idea. I personally ran into one lolcow whom I tried to smack some sense into, and decided one way to do that would be to make public blog posts featuring the kilobytiferious advice I had given to them (now, do note that I also promised to honour the person's anonymity). I took a long and goddamn hard look at the local laws, which coincidentally totally permit the unilateral release of "private" conversations, and the privacy policy of the website where this happened had not a single squeak about it either. From ethical point of view, I felt that mentioning all of this in advance to the lolcow in question was the right thing to do.

The lolcow in question was (predictably) scared shitless. And probably will be, til the hallowed days of Armageddon when I will no doubt see the error of my ways.[/sceptic] Never mind the fact that it's been years and I've yet to do anything with this information.

So yeah, Gabe, things are cyberbowling if they fit the criteria of Super Mean Behaviour We Cannot Encourage Nor Condone, yet things aren't cyberbowling, not just if you say so. Also, things you say in private just bloody aren't, necessarily. I'm sure that if you are being reasonable no one has any reason to highlight your interesting public behaviour, but somehow I'm not 100% sure you're capable of that.

 

[DrJonesHat]

How old is Gabe now? Early 20s? Surely he has other demands on his time besides arguing with trolls on the internet. If he doesn't, well, that pretty much cements his lolcow status. Perhaps his parents should insist he gets a job (oh to be a fly on the wall at whatever business hires the King of the Spergs). Failing that, he should get a non-internet hobby. I suggest something like collecting coins or stamps. Whatever minimizes his exposure with the public.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Since my art disappeared ( It even took me a while to find the original drawing!) I'll repost my homage to his unique art style

 

[José Mourinho]

http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Molemanninethousand
https://archive.is/WIsie

Gaben aka @Moleman9000 writes himself into a YouTube Wikia. It goes as well as you expect.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Molemanninethousand
https://archive.is/WIsie

Gaben aka @Moleman9000 writes himself into a YouTube Wikia. It goes as well as you expect.

If Moleman's gonna make a wikia page about himself then the least he could do is actually put some effort into it beyond the initial page and actually add categories for his work and any personal information publicly available regarding him (like... say... anything in this topic).

If you're gonna make a page to increase the arbitrary presence you have on the Internet, at least put some effort into it.

 

[WWWWolf]

http://youtube.wikia.com/wiki/Molemanninethousand
https://archive.is/WIsie

Gaben aka @Moleman9000 writes himself into a YouTube Wikia. It goes as well as you expect.

Super mega protip: Usually there's no need to archive things, you can just go to MediaWiki's History feature to permalink to the version you're talking about. In Wikia (with its bloody fucking weird MW skin), you can get to the history from "Start Editing" drop-down menu. Here's Moley article history, for example.

 

[ASU]

Is there a list of Moleman's reports somewhere? In my opinion those are some of the best part of his sagas.