Cultcow Gail Chord Schuler / Gabrielle Chana - Crazy Gail

[anionfarflung]

Jesuit Murdered Shinzo Abe For Supporting Me

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

If Niel Breen was a cam girl.

Gail is 100% a female Niel Breen. Just she manifested her narcissism and destain for her mundane life somewhere else.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Via @Dead Eye

Based Gail stating firmly that Isabella Janke bears partial responsibility for Barbara's rape.

 

[RollingRock]

Gail is apparently amending her book. Plugs her patreon. She has 35 patrons and makes $282 a month from it.

https://www.patreon.com/GailChordSchuler

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Gail has stepped down as president and is now the vice president and press secretary to Brent Spiner. She is supplying autonomous clone-synth replacements to those killed in the war (optionally dating subscription services to those with spouses who died and want a new one.) [Also the autonomous replacement of those who died can be retrofitted with a bigger penis or boobs]

Gail was mislead by Satan into a bloody war with civilian casualties. She is battling a tricky high IQ powerhouse of evil deities + Angelina Ballerina and Jesuits vs good deities + Gail and her men.

 

[obsdj]

Oh, those crafty Jesuits. One wonders how/why they haven't managed to cause dear Gail to have an "accident" years ago, she being the bane of their existence.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Good god, I haven't heard this woman's name in years. She's still out here doing this! Glad to see she's still living her dream.

 

[Juhlonduss]

The Gailshield has been broken, 40,000 lives have been lost as a result. RIP

 

[Skeleton Salami]

The Gailshield has been broken, 40,000 lives have been lost as a result. RIP

I hope Gail's doing alright. Ever since her mother died her videos have had a much more depressing tone, like in this video where, unlike in previous videos where she seems almost apathetic about whatever her men told her about, she looks like she's on the verge of tears as she begs Jesus for forgiveness.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Lizzo has been attempting to interfere with Gail's sexuality since last Chrismas.

 

[Dead Air]

God damn! I haven't looked into Gail in a couple years and she's turned into a granny! Jesus

 

[WolfeTone]

I love Gail so much, I hope she's doing well. Florida's kindof gone to shit lately as we're inundated by Californians and New Yorkers.

 

[PuniPuniFag]

I love Gail so much, I hope she's doing well. Florida's kindof gone to shit lately as we're inundated by Californians and New Yorkers.

Is it? I don't know any lefty or liberal wanting to touch Florida with a ten-foot pole. Most of the people moving there are retirees.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Apparently, Queen Elizabeth died by being fucked to death by a royal horse.

 

[Trombonista]

Apparently, Queen Elizabeth died by being fucked to death by a royal horse.

That was originally a rumor about Catherine the Great's death.

 

[Batshit]

Ah, the legendary Gail. Quite frankly, she seems adorable.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Gail is great, and part of me wishes more people knew about her becauses she's just so entertaining. Her book her "movie", her storylines, her hood mentality, her fights against the Jesuits. They're all so great.

However I also realize that she's about in the most perfect situation an old schizophrenic woman could be in. She has her own little group that gives her money and makes her feel attended to so that she can live on her own in peace.

Any bigger and more prevalent and she'd probably start having problems. I hope she continues to fly under the radar and have fun.

Congrats on the Noble prize for epic trolling Gail.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Unfortunately, it seems that Lizzo has been working with the Jesuits to bomb multiple cities in the southern and western US, claiming ~7 million lives. Also, Gail claims Paul Reubens was murdered by Lizzo via strangulation while he masturbating to the Gail Series in a movie theater.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Gail announced a mass evacuation to Antarctica to protect people from Lizzo's bombs.

But it was all a plan to trick Lizzo into dropping all her bombs on Antarctica while everybody was evacuated to space. Although humanity was saved, the attack destroyed the continent and turned the polar bears pink and retarded.

Blog post: https://archive.ph/A7Kip

 

[Cyberpunk Dobermann]

Oh my god.

There was a time in my life when I believed I was the only person who knew about this woman. I haven't thought about her in at least ten years. What a fuckin' memory unlock.

#Bukkake Bombs for Putin