Cultcow Gail Chord Schuler / Gabrielle Chana - Crazy Gail

[bradsternum]

I'm not a saint (clearly), and I can't realistically take the moral high ground in regards to the Gail trolling, considering the community I am part of. Even so, I can't shake a feeling of guilt and revulsion when I look at the Gail stuff. She's not an egomaniac, she's a nutjob. Not even the fun kind of nutjob. The kind of nutjob who could shoot up a WalMart.

 

[sasazuka]

Nah, I think Gail is content to let the imaginary Church of Gail's imaginary counter-Jesuit weaponry do all of the imaginary killing. She's not going to shoot up anyone. I don't think she even has a gun or any inclination to buy one.

 

[Ebola]

Zack Knight is now Gail's ally.

With Angelina Ballerina now in complete control of the remnants of the Jesuit Order and the Jesuit Space Fleet, just how will Jesus and Gail respond and ensure no more innocent lives are consumed by their corruption? It will not be long before Angelina Ballerina restores the full power of the Jesuit Order, so the best time for us to strike is now, despite the fact that our forces are also in a weakened state. Angelina Ballerina’s brain control abilities and and unmatched intellect, combined with her newly acquired Antichrist powers, make her our biggest threat yet. While we must proceed with caution, I feel it is very reckless for us to not strike now.

 

[Turncoat]

She's gone back to wearing a tin foil hat? She hasn't worn that thing in three and a half years!

These must be dark times indeed.

 

[sasazuka]

Does "Angelina Ballerina" have anything to do with the British children's book and animated series of the same name?

EDIT: Oh, wait, that's the PBS remake, here's the British version.

(Yeah, I thought those "British" accents in the CGI version sounded a little dodgy.)



To keep this on topic, am I to assume that Gail doesn't even know how to Google a fake-sounding name like "Angelina Ballerina" to find out that it's just a children's book character?

 

[sasazuka]

Is double-posting wrong if it's been over a week since my last post and there's a major event?

Some unspecified "network" show flew Gail out to Hollywood for an interview.

Would it be Dr. Phil (which I think is syndicated, not "network", but I don't expect Gail to appreciate the distinction) by any chance?

I don't know if she's prevented by an NDA from naming the show until the episode airs. Does "Zack Knight" still post here? Any idea which show it is and when it will air?

EDIT: Oh, I should add that there's behind the scenes footage of her Hollywood trip on her Patreon, which I presume might be a little more informative although I don't feel like sending her money just to watch it. (I don't really have money to give at the moment anyway.)

EDIT II: Correction, it's probably Tosh.0, which films in Culver City, where Gail says she stayed.

 

[Pretzels is the Same]

I can't seem to access the wiki, for some reason Google is telling me it's a security risk.

Also, I already tried finding it on youtube, but Gail's nukakke video was featured on an episode of Tosh.0. It wasn't one of those Web Redemptions or whatever, just a clip of it and him making a joke and moving on. There's my contribution

 

[sasazuka]

^ Yeah, I know Tosh.0 only showed a short clip a few years ago, but, if they flew her all of the way from Florida to California, this time it will be a "Web Redemption".

EDIT: Highlight reel of her trip.

 

[sasazuka]

Gail is now allowed to talk about being on Tosh.0 since the episode will air on election night.

Probably a good viewing alternative should whichever candidate you're dreading more be leading in the results.

 

[sasazuka]

Yes, it aired on election night, like I said.

If you want to re-watch it, it's season 9, episode 27, "The Tosh.0-lection Special". I think it's still viewable on Comedy Central's site in the United States and on Much's site in Canada, plus whichever other streaming services it may be on and there may be Bittorrents and such.

It was a pretty straight interview by Daniel Tosh standards, going over the absolute basics of Gail's beliefs (both her own delusions and the expanded universe content from the scripters) and showing very short highlight clips from her Youtube channel but he didn't say anything to make her question her worldview, not that I was really expecting Tosh to go all "Dr. Phil" on her. I think the closest Tosh came to challenging her beliefs was that Gail talked about how Channel 0 outside of Florida is the "Gabrielle Chana Fox News Channel" and Tosh said something to the effect of "There's a Channel Zero"?

I should add that the interview was just in a room with windows that looked down on the street below, Tosh wasn't pretending that the room was part of the Church of Gail or anything weird.

 

[sasazuka]

Does her website still have the usual paranoid schizophrenic website problem of way too many paragraphs of text and links and especially videos on one freaking page making pages too heavy to load properly, at least for those of us with older computers?

 

[marganagram]

Thanks, Krippen. I avoid going to her site because it is so visually assaultive. Horrible set up, chintzy work in general. This really helps. Good work, lad.

Hey, here's a thought-- What If-- what if... EVERYTHING Gail believes was true?
That Brent Spiner really is in love with her and made suggestive calls to her 25 years ago.
That rape and anal sex are things she just must write about constantly.
That she has won the Nobel prize innumerable times, and is the smartest women, nay, person in the world.
And, I think, everybody's favorite and thought- provoking thing about Gail that she has told us--
that she is Jesus' favorite.

Anyhow, Merry Christmas to all.
Love, Margana

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Do we know what's on the passworded pages?

 

[CatParty]

 

[SustrGirl62]

Apparently, another bomb was launched and will hit at 9PM Eastern Time. Yeah... riiiiiight!

 

[sasazuka]

In other words, Gail will see a cloud she finds slightly unusual around 9pm (or, if there's not enough light from below to make out individual clouds at night where she is, tomorrow morning) and declare that it's a result of the explosion but her men protected the Earth or something.

 

[Pretzels is the Same]

Yes, it aired on election night, like I said.

If you want to re-watch it, it's season 9, episode 27, "The Tosh.0-lection Special". I think it's still viewable on Comedy Central's site in the United States and on Much's site in Canada, plus whichever other streaming services it may be on and there may be Bittorrents and such.

It was a pretty straight interview by Daniel Tosh standards, going over the absolute basics of Gail's beliefs (both her own delusions and the expanded universe content from the scripters) and showing very short highlight clips from her Youtube channel but he didn't say anything to make her question her worldview, not that I was really expecting Tosh to go all "Dr. Phil" on her. I think the closest Tosh came to challenging her beliefs was that Gail talked about how Channel 0 outside of Florida is the "Gabrielle Chana Fox News Channel" and Tosh said something to the effect of "There's a Channel Zero"?

I should add that the interview was just in a room with windows that looked down on the street below, Tosh wasn't pretending that the room was part of the Church of Gail or anything weird.

For anyone interested, the episode is currently available on Hulu.

 

[Danger]

I was poking through Gail's videos last night and found this gem. It feel like her trolls are just trying to get her to read goofy shit in this one. I'm always astounded hows there's no line with her where she can't help but know someone's just playing with her. But she also thinks she's the president and Trump is an automaton.

 

[GS 281]

Gail is now a Jesuit

 

[Trombonista]

What a twist!