Cultcow Gail Chord Schuler / Gabrielle Chana - Crazy Gail

[Ellesse_warrior]

She hasn’t updated her Twitter, either.

It’s very possible the ole’ gal got pinched. She has a well-documented history of harassing the bejesus out of Brent Spiner, so that isn’t going to exactly help her case. Her last uploaded videos have been bizarre ramblings about how she has “her men” in the White House, gangstalking videos about how Melania has been sending garbage trucks and airplanes to spy on her, and perhaps the biggest red flag is her belief that Melania is plotting to do, um, something very bad to our President, and Gail seems to believe it is her divine and patriotic duty to protect him. If she actually mailed her pubic hair to the White House “because Melania made her do it” that shows she is capable of follow through. I’m hoping for Gail’s sake this is all an attention-seeking LARP.

I really doubt the secret service actually called to her house for sending pubes to the white house. Just as a comparison, fedsmoker phones the White House every couple of weeks to call the president a baby raper and threaten all the cops and secret service, usually over something as small as a parking ticket. Worst that happens is they hang up the phone.

 

[sasazuka]

It's been two days now and still radio silence from Gail, so it's looking more and more likely that it really was the Secret Service.

I suspect one of two things happened: Gail is either currently in the hospital undergoing a psychiatric evaluation or they let Gail go (for now) but seized her computers and phones.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

I could see the FBI actually getting involved. I'm sure they get tons of cranks calling the White House and sending letters, but actually sending a suspicious substance in the mail? That's a different matter all together. There have been people who got in a shit ton of trouble doing that as a prank, and any sort of interview with Gail they conducted would make it very clear that she didn't mean it as a prank.

 

[Aldora]

Four days now and no update from Gail, that's a little odd.

I wonder if John Bulla has a new roommate.

 

[TheFloor]

This lengthy comment was left on her Youtube channel from somebody who claims to be connected to Gail’s family.

The tl;dr is some officials removed her, and she doesn’t know if they were local police or Secret Service. She claims Gail’s family had been trying to get her help, but “Internet trolls” had convinced Gail that all of her family had been replaced with Jesuit clones, so she wouldn’t speak with any of them. Her family then tried to get authorities to intervene, but they would not because Gail was “high functioning,“ sustaining herself, and allegedly on her meds. She claims Gail’s mother was on her way, and hoped her mother could get her a custodial care situation rather than locked away, but that her mother’s English isn’t the best. She’s also hoping Gail can avoid any criminal charges, if there are any.

Of course, this could just be a random person full of shit.

 

[Aldora]

It's easy to blame Gail's men for everything, but Gail believed in Jesuits and clones before she starting talking to people on Skype.

I hope her family understands that Gails behaviour isn't just "the trolls told her to do it lol"

EDIT: Also, Gail is pretty stupid and contrarian all on her own, she doesn't like being told what to do, so the idea that Gail needs people to tell her not to listen to her family is laughable.

She doesn't listen to anything that she doesn't want to(a lolcow trait.)

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I can't help picturing Gail fighting off the cops at her door with her dildo and now I can't stop laughing.

 

[Aldora]

I wonder if John Bulla has a new roommate.

I was only half joking when I said this, but anything is possible.

I wonder how Gail would fit the Von Wolf Demon into her narrative.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I was only half joking when I said this, but anything is possible.

I wonder how Gail would fit the Von Wolf Demon into her narrative.

Stop this is too much! I'm in a heap now LuhMao

 

[sasazuka]

I pretty much agree completely with Gail's relative though I suspect many elements of Gail's delusions including relatives being replaced by clones pre-date any ideas trolls might have put in her head since clone delusions are very common with schizophrenics.

 

[Aldora]

I pretty much agree completely with Gail's relative though I suspect many elements of Gail's delusions including relatives being replaced by clones pre-date any ideas trolls might have put in her head since clone delusions are very common with schizophrenics.

Gail accused her husband of being a Jesuit spy and clone when they were getting divorced and that was long before her YouTube career. A lot of Gail's own delusions are pretty run of the mill for Schizo's(Clones, demons, rape, Chem Trails, etc)

 

[sasazuka]

I believe Gail got the idea that the Jesuits were cartoonish supervillains from a Jack Chick comic or some other fundamentalist publication way back in the 1980s.

 

[Aldora]

I believe Gail got the idea that the Jesuits were cartoonish supervillains from a Jack Chick comic or some other fundamentalist publication way back in the 1980s.

You are correct, Gails makes several references to Jack Chick in several videos where she talks about her past. It wasn't long after that that Gail says she heard the voice of God in her head, and it told her that her enemy was the Roman Catholic Church, and of course Chick has written that Jesuits are agents of the Vatican .

 

[GarbageEmperor]

Here's a comment from someone claiming to be Gail's nephew. The account has been around for a while. It has a video where he's filming the skies and claiming there was a bunch of military planes flying over. Definitely a case of the apple not falling too far from the tree.

 

[Aldora]

For the life of me, I still can't understand why her men/trolls told her to send her pubes to Melania.

Have they decided that they have had enough of Gail? Or did they just get bored of Gail talking about Tulsi Gabbard so much(I know I did)

 

[GarbageEmperor]

For the life of me, I still can't understand why her men/trolls told her to send her pubes to Melania.

Have they decided that they have had enough of Gail? Or did they just get bored of Gail talking about Tulsi Gabbard so much(I know I did)

Maybe.

I'm mixed about this. I hope she gets the help she needs, but I've been following her for about 5 years, and I've grown to be invested in the world her and the trolls have created. We'll never have the final showdown where Brent Spiner rapes his Jesuit clone to death with his 18 inch penis and then kills Loree McBride with a blast of semen.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Couldn't she get into some serious trouble if she actually sends that?

Damn, called it. I knew that seemed like a worse idea than usual.

 

[Aldora]

Maybe.

I'm mixed about this. I hope she gets the help she needs, but I've been following her for about 5 years, and I've grown to be invested in the world her and the trolls have created. We'll never have the final showdown where Brent Spiner rapes his Jesuit clone to death with his 18 inch penis and then kills Loree McBride with a blast of semen.

How interesting that two of Florida's biggest lolcows (Gail and John Bulla) both got their happy endings.

The both got sectioned.

 

[RollingRock]

Those Jesuit cops must've cast a hex on her assault dildo

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

now where's the bodycam footage of her pepper spraying and dildoing the cops followed by the police brutality?