Cultcow Gail Chord Schuler / Gabrielle Chana - Crazy Gail

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Well... Here we go again. Wonder if she has access to a computer or if "her men" did it?
 
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She's back on YouTube. Haven't had a chance to watch it yet

Edit: Archived

Recap:
- Brent told Gail to make a video pretending to send her pubes to the White House
- Gail did send a letter to the WH, but there were no pubes in it
- Gail's men told Gail to make the video so they could reprogram satellites that protected the WH
- Melania has programmed the satellites so that only rétards can enter the WH
- Melania's scientists, secret police and Donald were exceptions to the tard rule
- None of Gail's men could enter the WH
- The satellites were programmed to kill Gail's men by targeting their vagina butts, if one of the satellites were tampered with, the others would destroy the vagina butts and Gail's vagina
- This includes the Viggo Mortenson rebels
- Gail's men had to reprogram the satellites all at the same time
- There is one satellite for each man on the marriage list
- The men came up with the plan to reprogram the satellites and rescue Donald Trump
- The Church of Gail nano-technology research team has reversed engineered the programmes for the satellites
- The plan was to distract Melania and her secret police, so the men could change the programmes of the satellites
- The men asked her to fake the video of Gail sending Melania her pubes
- This gave Gail's men time to use invisibility shields to reprogram the satellites
- The new Program would target Melania's vagina instead of the vagina butts and Gails vagina
- The new program would also let Gails's men(who all have genius level IQs) to safely enter the WH
- Melania has a magic mirror that says that Gail is the sexiest woman in the world
- Melania shaved her pubes in preparation of getting the Pubepee, and was also sunbathing naked to tan her pubic area.
- Even after getting in the WH, Gail's men were outnumbered by all of Melania's police
- Donald Trump came up with a brilliant idea, he held a rally to rave about how kind and beautiful Gail was, and how cruel and mean Melania was
- Everyone in the WH sided with Gail and pretended that nothing happened whilst Melania was sunbathing in Florida
- Melania's followers contacted Melania and lied to her saying that they had received Gail's pubes and that they had begun constructing the Pubepee
- So Melania stayed in Florida to sunbathe and all her public appearances this week were the Melania Trump automaton
- Melania sent an order to the secret service at the WH(who are also now loyal to Gail), to go to Florida and arrest Gail and execute her
- They lied to Melania and said they would do it
- That day Gails men told Gail to make a fake video saying that Melania's secret police had come to her home to take her away
- Whilst this was happening, Brent disguised himself as a scientist who was bringing the Pupepee to Melania, in reality he would shoot her in the head
- After making the video, Gail was told by her men to stay off of all social media.
- Gail could still go outside due to a special encryption from the Gail android(GA1L) from 2012 that caused people who saw Gail outside not to recognise her
- Today at 2pm EST Melania demanded the Pubepee be brought to her
- Brent in disguise went to Melania in Florida where she was still sunbathing naked and brought with him a Pubepee made from Vladimir Putins body hair, because that was the closest match to Gail's pubes
- Brent hid a fully automatic AR15 in the fake Pubepee
- When Melania's guards searched Brent, they didn't check the Pubepee because they were too afraid of Gail's King David genetic profile which is especially concentrated in Gail's pubes
- Brent then pulled the gun out and pointed it at Melania, he gave her till the count of "pube" and then pulled the trigger and shot Melania in the head and then with coldness, Brent said "pube"
- Melania's men all ran away
- Brent tossed the fake Pubepee onto Melania's dead vagina
- Brent beamed back aboard Church of Gail, taking Melania's body with him, so the Jesuit's can't bring her back

- Gails addresses video comments and says that she has no nephew called Daniel Schular
- Gail follows the Gail Commandments everyday, taking Seroquel for her yeast infection, she saves $100 a month and has no debts
- Gails family called her old job Wal*mart and had her fired (Aldora's commentary: Gail once said that when she making lots of comments about her ex husband on YouTube, that he then called her manager at work who fired her. But Gail later said that she had already had several run ins with management before that, including trying to call in sick because she was tired from having to stay up late to do the Skype calls for the Quebec Trial. Gail once said that she was fired for defending Jesus. )
- Gail's family want to lock her up for what she believes in
- Gail's mother would demand that Gail come and clean her house everyday(Aldora's commentary: What Gail doesn't mention is that her mother was paying her to clean her house, because Gail had lost her job and only source of income)
- Gail's family are malicious dickheads
- Gails is happy living her life, believing that Brent Spiner is in love with her and is her soulmate and Millennial husband
- Brent is the only one who loves Gail as she is
- Jesus says Gail is "awesome"
 
Gail is running for president! She wants Tulsi, Bernie and Trump to endorse her and if you vote for them you vote for her. Tulsi will be vice president as long as she swears to follow Gail's conspiracy law. Bernie will be in charge of health and human services. Trump will be press secretary and campaign advisory. Ron Paul will be her chief economic advisory and secretary of state. Ben Carson can keep his current position and also be head of Dept. of Education. Gail is a reluctant leader and takes this job because there is no one better than her for it.
 
Isn't Gail already the Empress of the US and all Conspiracy Law honouring countries?

Can one be President AND Empress?
Yeah she even references it in the video. I thought president would be a step down from empress. She also brings up her king david Catherine the great blood too so empress president queen?
 
So, I'm still wondering whether there were police and/or Secret Service at the door and her week-later denial and obviously scripted explanation is Gail just saving face for spending a few days in a psychiatric hold.
 
New video from Gail today. She shit talks her mom and sister at the start and talks bout Jesuits in walmart stalking her. Loree McBride has taken control of the Democrats. She starts explaining why she's running for president but keeps going on tangents and goes back to bitching about her mom and sister. Brent Spiner made up for all the bad things in her life. Eventually explains that the election is going to be rigged so that some establishment candidate gets the nomination instead of Bernie or Tulsi, who ,we all know everyone really wants to win. She will delegate most of her job as president to Tulsi. Talks about fake news for a while.

 
How old is Gail's mother now, considering that Gail is, what? 62, I think? You'd think a 62-year old would consider herself lucky to have a mother who is still alive. If I'm ever 62 (the same age my father was when he died) and still have my mother around, I don't think I'd want to spend whatever limited remaining time I have with her complaining on Youtube about what she thinks of me.
 
New video from Gail. Loree Mc Bride is dropping bombs on Gail that has given her a yeast infection in her eye. She's started taking seroquil to get rid of it. Her men gave her a special cup. Wants to get some Zack Knight semen to drink out of it to help get rid of the infection. Her men are taking Gail's family to court because her family are trying to get her locked up based on lies. America needs her as Empress and president though. Every democratic candidate on the ballot except Tulsi is a Loree Mc Bride proxy, she's not sure about Bernie. The Ukraine revolution in 2014 was caused by Jesuit Nazis and now it's a country run by Jesuits. Loree McBride has the world set up to be her co-dependents. Loree knows deep down Brent Spiner doesn't like her but she's a narcissist so cannot accept that and is gaslighting Gail by making her out to be a crazy lady. Loree McBride is stopping Tulsi from getting ahead. Talks about healthcare for a while. Going to use brain technology tp fill the other roles for her government to make sure everyone is loyal to her. Going to remove all sanctions on other countries because it's hubris.
 
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It sounds like allergies, she just keeps talking about his it's red and puffy.
At least once a month Gail complains about the Loree McBride yeast bombs in the air, giving her an eye infection.

LOL, I kinda love she has the cup that Zack Knight put his penis in and it has super healing properties. It's one of the funnier pieces of Gail Lore.
 
Does Gail have a general physician? Physically, she seems to be in good shape for her age but she is getting up there in years and should probably have at least an annual checkup.
 
New video from Gail it's mostly her filming clouds and saying they're not clouds they're Loree McBride yeast bombs. The 5 minutes of her showing her infected eye and gums and bloated stomach.

 

>(Starting around 0:50) "You see how low-lying those clouds are? That's very suspicious. That means that she's shooting the bombs from the ground."

I'm no meteorologist, I don't have my own Channel 53 Mega Thrilling Action News Weathercast Alert Doppler Radar, but those look to me to be clouds that are probably around the same altitude as the ones directly overhead except they look lower because they're over land or water that is beyond the horizon line.
 
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