Cultcow Gail Chord Schuler / Gabrielle Chana - Crazy Gail

[sasazuka]

Urgh.

Gail's accusation that her husband is a pedo who molested there son, stems from a video she made years ago. She solicited questions from her viewers that would be answered by "Jesus", one of the emails read was from written by someone claiming to be her son, and talked about how his father sexually molested him when he was a boy, and of course Gail took that email as being cold hard facts.

That's just horrifying. It's one thing for trolls to feed into Gail's delusions about Jesus Christ and his best buds Brent Spiner and Vladmir Putin who run a spaceship church dedicated to her (not that I approve of feeding Gail's delusions in any way but at least that's a positive delusion) but pretending to be her son just to drag her ex-husband's name through the mud is pure evil.

I'm going to go ahead and guess that it wasn't one of the usual Scripters who wrote that one, as, while I do not condone their activities, I don't think they'd stoop anywhere near as low as making sexual abuse allegations that aren't over-the-top ridiculous cartoon storylines featuring Bubba the Black Jesuit anally raping Brent with elephant-sized dildoes or whatnot.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New video from Gail. I believe she makes reference to @sasazuka 's post above this one at the beginning of her video. She's not reading from a script!

Spoiler: LONG SUMMARY

Anyway the rapture is going to happen in 2035 but Jesus won't say the exact date for reasons. Gail is the example Jesus wants the world to follow. She is certain that the Jesus she speaks to through her men is real because she is a bible scholar and she passed the Facebook Jesus quiz and another much tougher Jesus quiz online - Proof!

Talks about her sister making up the statement for her mother that caused her to be baker acted. Talks about how she studies Dr. Andy Woods all the time. Talks about her tinfoil hat and how she thought it was crazy but Jesus really wanted her to wear it until she got on seroquil which we know is used for blocking Jesuit satellite communications. She tested Jesus then to make sure it was the real Jesus she was talking to by asking him about the rapture because of course the real Jesus wouldn't an actual date and a fake Jesus would. Jesus filled her kitchen trash with a gallon of water too - Miracle!

Did a schizophrenia test online and she is not schizophrenic - Proof!

Rapture won't be like in the movies. What's the rapture? It's when the churches go up in the air and all the believers go up in the air to meet Jesus. Happens in an instance, there will be lots of plane crashes. Rapture will happen in the spring because of Song of Solomon. Talks more about what may or may not happen, not sure, not clear in the bible. You need to watch rapture movies to get a good scare so you start acting right. Talks about all the horrible things that people who aren't taken up in the rapture will experience when it happens.

Archive is too big to upload but here's the embed.

 

[Aldora]

Gail should spend less time reading this thread, and more time using her exercise equipment.

Then she wouldn't be fat and delusional.

Just delusional.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Gail has pushed back the rapture to 2045. IT definitely is going to happen in her lifetime though because Jesus told her so. The rest of the video is all of the things that are going to happen after the rapture and during the millennium. '

 

[GenociderSyo]

Christ, what kind of hell must this women live in? I mean at this point, what can anyone really do to bring this poor woman back to some kind of semblance of reality? Being committed, mandated medications and family intervention don't look to have stopped any of the delusions she has believed in for years. It must be a real horrible feeling to have exhausted pretty much all the options to help someone who is truly of need and that you love and to see them in this kind of state.

Sadly, some people have schizophrenia that is resistant to medication.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Gail just finished her third (of 12) audiobook on the tribulation saints. Should be available from Amazon and audible in two weeks. Jesus thinks of Gail and her men as his modern disciples and her book is the only book outside of the Bible that adds to canon. The belief that adding to Bible canon will bring on the plagues only applies to revelations, it's okay to add to the other books in the Bible. The reason she wrote the Bible for tribulation saints is because Satan was making her forget what she was meant to be doing and so she thought that the same thing is probably happening to her followers. Every Christian group has some truth and some errors - none of them are 100% accurate. Rants for a little while. Going to sew a new top tomorrow. She bought the fabric 8 years ago. It's going to take a few years for her to finish all of her audio books. Bible for Tribulation Saints is the only book that is the actual word of God. Talks about all the things Jesus told her. Gail added the context - still inspired by God though. Talks about the rapture. Not crazy, They called the apostle Paul crazy.

 

[Aldora]

I am sure Christians all over the world are waiting with bated breath at the thought of being able to listen to audiobooks of five years worth of narrated Skype calls.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New video from Gail. She made a new top and discusses the benefits of shorts. Most of her clothes are hand me downs from her mother and mostly formal wear. Needs more casual clothes. Her credit score is over 800 because she's been doing the Gail Commandments. Talks about her sister and mother lying to get her baker acted. Talks about how her mom keeps on saying that she owes her money. Mother bought her sister a new car and sides with her sister all the time. Goes back to talking about the top she made. Talks about what she does to manage money like when food shopping. Eats quinoa and drinks re-hydrated chocolate milk everyday. Goes through some of her recipes and food storage methods to keep veggies fresh for longer. Seroquil is a detoxifier and that's why she looks so good. Back to the benefits of the Gail Commandments.

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[Aldora]

Maybe Gail has forgotten all the money her mother gave her when Gail lost her job? It was one of the reasons that Gail was cleaning her moms home, and then of course Gail got sick of cleaning the house and stopped going, so of course her mother is going to ask for the rest of her money back.

Gail reminds me of a lot of lolcows who want something for nothing, and how dare anyone ask for something in return!

When Gails mother dies, her sister is going to get everything(if there is anything) and Gail is going to be furious.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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Loree McBride caused the coronavirus, Gail has a plan to immunize everyone without giving everyone a shot. Talks about when she was married and her son because someone has been commenting on her videos saying they knew her and she was a terrible mother. She was the perfect wife, that was her goal. Talks about Franco Nero wire tap on her phone, inspired her to make gourmet meals. Talks about the fire in her mobile home. Talks about how cold her husband was. People were threatened by her intelligence in college, she is highly intelligent you know. Son reminds her of Brent, says she was a really good mother. Says her husband molested her son and that her son answered the door when Brent Spiner called to the door in disguise and said her name. Sings very loudly.

 

[Aldora]

LOL, another 55+ minute video, Gail must be very bored. Must be a tough life, sitting around all day collecting disability, stuffing your face with pumpkin seeds and waiting for someone to message you on Skype.

Gail or one of her "friends" must be reading this thread. We were just talking about Gail and her husband and her sons "molestation".

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New video from Gail. She thinks that Loree McBride has put something in her yeast bombs to make people think they have WuFlu. Gail has a sore throat, gas, stinging stomach problems but she's going to fix it all by doing the Gail Commandments. The real Melania Trump, not the current automaton, created WuFlu in a US army base. Everyone should take seroquil, it causes stuffiness so yo might think you have WuFlu (not a symptom of WuFlu) but don't stop taking seroquil because the yeast is far deadlier and makes you go schitzo. The Gail commandments will help you get over WuFlu. Gail has enough groceries for 7 weeks because of the way she does her shopping. May just break it up into smaller portions so she doesn't have to get more groceries. Gail thinks everyone is getting immunized right now because Jesus puts medicine in the air. Gail's men didn't start the immunization plan until after Italy got really bad so that explains that. Rant about people not coofing correctly. Listen to the CDC. Making a page about her WuFlu recommendations.

 

[Aldora]

By Gail's logic, she wouldn't be getting sick in the first place if she was doing the Gail Commandments, which means she doesn't actually do them, she only does them when she thinks she is being punished for not doing them.

I mean this isn't news, she has admitted in the past that she is lackadaisical when it comes to the commandments, especially when it comes to taking her Seroquel.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New video from Gail today:
Alex Jones has been switched out with his Jesuit clone so he's unreliable right now.
Loree McBride is using the coronavirus as a cover for her candida auris bombs. Loree McBride tried to use Melania Trump to kill Gail and germ warfare is definitely a method she would use. It's dangerous to treat the coronavirus as a hoax but Loree McBride is using all this to spread other germs and blame people not listening to the CDC.
Gail agrees with Ron Paul that what the government is doing is overboard. Loree McBride knows cops aren't arresting people for minor crimes and that's the type of crimes her Jesuits do. Jesuits will now be walking around coofing germs on people. Tulsi Gabbard might be a clone and that's why she endorsed Joe Biden. Gail's not sure of anything other than Gail is the best candidate, vote for Gail she can't be cloned. Aliens are fallen angels and every single clone has fallen angel DNA.
Candida Auris is much more deadly than WuFlu, that's probably what's killing everyone.
The real Alex Jones would never say something like WuFlu is a hoax or drink drive.
Obey the government, it will make it easier to catch the Jesuits and clones.

 

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[Ellesse_warrior]

Gail re uploaded that video to her own channel with this description:

I show some excerpts from the Drunken Peasants ActualMania VI - Private Show #1 for March 2020. Can watch the entire show here: https://www.patreon.com/DP

Though this is a comedy show, there is a real battle between me and the Alex Jones clone for world leadership. The Alex Jones clone is an evil Loree McBride Jesuit.

I could use more Walmart gift cards right now. The E-gift cards work out great for me. Check my Amazon gift list: https://gabriellechana.blog/2019/11/2...

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Gail posted a prayer for cash to stop corona chan and fix the economies.

Spoiler: VIDEO

Jesus says she can buy a new car now. She's filming her current car and showing everything that's wrong with it. She goes through her title and receipt for the car and says Jesus appeared in the form of a mechanic with good abs and told her it's time to buy a new car. She sounds really giddy talking about buying a new car towards the end of the video.

Spoiler: VIDEO

This is the car she might buy. The video is just here repeating there's the car while she walks around it inspecting it.

Spoiler: VIDEO

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Gail posted this video today of a man demonstrating how to use a sanitary towel as a mask and a painting of Empress Gail someone made for her

Spoiler: VIDEO

Gail bought her new car there's a problem with the odometer and she had to buy a new fuse for it and she's found a rust spot on it now too. Her men and Jesus aren't happy that she's already having to spend more money on this car so now she's trying to return everything she's bought. Thinks social distancing and masks is overboard and no need for them. She appreciates all the hand sanitiser in stores because she is a germphoobe from doing her degree in health. Jesuits aren't practising social distancing . Loree McBride is paying Jesuit children to coof around her. Addresses comments on her previous videos about her not social distancing by doing a test drive with the person she bought the car from.

Spoiler: VIDEO

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New videos from Gail.

Jesus added her Bible for Tribulation Saints to canon. This book is actually bigger than the Bible. All the professors at Dallas Theological Seminary have signed a statement that Bible for Tribulation Saints is canon. Jesus is handing out free kindles with reparation money and a free copy of the Bible for tribulation saints on it to people on the condition that they read a certain amount of it. Has a coronation page that's password protected. Password is Bible. Satan is violation his agreement with Jesus by causing all the wuflu stuff and the economy to collapse. Thinks the anti christ will be transgender.

Spoiler: VIDEO

Loree McBride is trying to make it difficult for her to pay her rent. Her whole family are Jesuit clones. Shows off her facemask that she made and a respirator mask she had that her men bought her for the fat women farts. She thinks it looks stupid so is going to wear her home made one. WuFlu panic is Loree McBride induced insanity but she'll go along with it. Thinks the protesting is because people have been reading Bible for Tribulation Saints. Then she does a big re-cap on how Brent Spiner started contacting her and when her son was brought to hospital with an asthma attack resulting in her being referred to a social worker. Her divorce, calls her ex-husband a pedo and a Jesuit and the Ash Wednesday Earthquake. Pay no mind to the Jesuits commenting under her videos, Gail's really half King David and she has prayed down Earthquakes.

Spoiler: VIDEO

 

[Aldora]

Gail(like any good lolcow) doesn't like being told what to do. What does she do when she sees a sign that clearly says "don't come in"? Walks straight in, and then acts indignant about being told off.

Also that story about Eric and his asthma is interesting. In the past Gail has mentioned that a psychiatrist that she saw, wrote a report calling Gail crazy and mentioning Brent etc, and that the report was sent to her insurance company, who sent it to her house, where her husband got his hands on it, but this is the first time(to my recollection) that she has mentioned that she saw said psychiatrist because she didn't take Eric to the ER when he was seriously ill.

Poor Eric, I hope he is ok now.