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lol gunt may be flushing money down the toilet at a breakneck speed but at least he’s smart enough to only post about his bets after he wins them. You’re special, Gator.
 
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Thinking on Ralph probably blowing close to a thousand bucks on the AFC Championship game, I think this is what was going through Ralphs head.
He was going to go to Portugal with Daddy Dax and epically own Warski. He was going to have the time of his life, indulging in drugs and underage sex. Then his Chiefs would win the AFC Championship and go to the Super Bowl.
I mean, they are going up against the Bengals who went 4-11-1 last season (Yeah I am a bit of a sports junkie. Get your digs in.). They were lucky to go to the AFC Championship much less the playoffs. No way the Chiefs could lose. Then, with his winnings, Ralph would plan a big Super Bowl party for both him and Daddy Dax (Get BTFO'ed May) and he and his internet daddy would live it up in Vegas. Staying at the swankiest hotel, eating the finest food and fucking the best whores that Vegas had to offer instead of being responsible with that amount of money and using it to pay off loans, debts, get a real ring for May or build a nursery for Demon Baby 2.0. He would then brag about it all on Twitter as a big own towards Warski, PPP, Vickers, Null and the Farms.
These are the 5 Star days he is talking about bitch.
Only that didn't happen. Instead Daddy Dax bailed on him, he got his ass beat in Portugal and the Chiefs lost in overtime to the underdog Bengals meaning no living large Super Bowl party in Vegas. All he has now to show for his plans is a hospital bill, gambling debts and a pregnant pedo horse bride to come back home to. This is the definition of felted.

For fun, here is the money Ralph could of won if he wasn't a walking disaster:
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I bet that probably stings his ego the most. Although it is probably the best that he didn't win that amount of money as Gunty would have spent it all at once on a luxury trip to Vegas with Daddy Dax.
 
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RangerBoo said:
Thinking on Ralph probably blowing close to a thousand bucks on the AFC Championship game, I think this is what was going through Ralphs head.
He was going to go to Portugal with Daddy Dax and epically own Warski. He was going to have the time of his life, indulging in drugs and underage sex. Then his Chiefs would win the AFC Championship and go to the Super Bowl.
I mean, they are going up against the Bengals who went 4-11-1 last season (Yeah I am a bit of a sports junkie. Get your digs in.). They were lucky to go to the AFC Championship much less the playoffs. No way the Chiefs could lose. Then, with his winnings, Ralph would plan a big Super Bowl party for both him and Daddy Dax (Get BTFO'ed May) and he and his internet daddy would live it up in Vegas. Staying at the swankiest hotel, eating the finest food and fucking the best whores that Vegas had to offer instead of being responsible with that amount of money and using it to pay off loans, debts, get a real ring for May or build a nursery for Demon Baby 2.0. He would then brag about it all on Twitter as a big own towards Warski, PPP, Vickers, Null and the Farms.
These are the 5 Star days he is talking about bitch.
Only that didn't happen. Instead Daddy Dax bailed on him, he got his ass beat in Portugal and the Chiefs lost in overtime to the underdog Bengals meaning no living large Super Bowl party in Vegas. All he has now to show for his plans is a hospital bill, gambling debts and a pregnant pedo horse bride to come back home to. This is the definition of felted.

For fun, here is the money Ralph could of won if he wasn't a walking disaster:
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I bet that probably stings his ego the most. Although it is probably the best that he didn't win that amount of money as Gunty would have spent it all at once on a luxury trip to Vegas with Daddy Dax.
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I think Ralph upped his bet on the Chiefs today. He’s been anticipating this game since they beat the Bills. Most ppl after the week Ralph had would assume the universe is lined against them and avoid big bets, but this is Ralph. Ralph would assume after his week from hell that the universe owes him, his team had to win big and pay off.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I think Ralph upped his bet on the Chiefs today. He’s been anticipating this game since they beat the Bills. Most ppl after the week Ralph had would assume the universe is lined against them and avoid big bets, but this is Ralph. Ralph would assume after his week from hell that the universe owes him, his team had to win big and pay off.C
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Could you imagine what it would have been like if the game went Ralphs way? Granted, I don't think he would have won as much as that one guy who I posted earlier did but Ralph would have gotten a nice payday. Of course the first thing he would have done the moment he gotten that money is blow it on a trip for him and Daddy Dax to go Vegas for the Super Bowl. There he would regale the story of his epic 1 vs 4 fight and how he won that fight and had the scars to prove it to impressionable Vegas whores who would have just been in awe of the Ralphamales manliness. Life just has a way of throwing an interception (Haha) at your plans huh Ralph?
 
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Was Ralph just going to Vegas to sportsbet/get hookers or did he lose big at a certain game? I'm imaging Ralph dropping a few hundred in those giant slot machines, getting nothing, gunting away only for some granny to come up and hit the jackpot.
 
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