Game: Five objects from where you are sitting

[Meat Target]

So, name 5 things you can see from your current position:

Cactus
Weightlifting belt
Glasses
Wheel of Time book
Wall clock

 

[MoonState]

Monitor #1
Monitor #2
Left speaker
Keyboard
Hands

 

[Vecr]

Monitor #1, Monitor #2, USB power bank, Keyboard, Ethernet cord

 

[Clout $ Monei]

Cactus
Weightlifting belt
Glasses
Wheel of Time book
Wall clock

Don't turn around everything's fine

 

[Kerwin White]

SNES Mini
Can of lager
Desk fan
Neck pillow
Head massager

 

[Fireman Sam]

Lamp
Metal tankard
Fan
Balalaika
Monitor

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Cat
Books
LPs
Weightlifting stuff
Table (with cat)

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

PS2
Rosary
CRT TV
Pile of textbooks on robotics, mathematics and physics
My gravure photoset books
>2022
>He doesn't get fit by using his house as his gym
ISHYGDDT

 

[Aunt Marge]

Laptop
Phone
Spicy tomato juice
Finasteride pills
Tim Tams

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Without turning my head when writing this:

Bucket of horse sized paracetamol tablets made in Slovenia, even the pharmacists was "what the heck is this".
Family pack of Ibuprofen.
Almost empty 100 pack of Naproxen.
Six tubes of vitamin C fizzy tablets.
Half a Mario 64 cartridge for the Nintendo DS.

Paracetamol and Naproxen go very well together and I have a Karen like belief that vitamin c cures most things.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Two candles, a PS4, my record player and vinyls, a book, glasses cleaner.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

A beer can
an iron cross
metal statue of a monkey
framed map
hanging pendant with mao zedong

 

[Pissmaster]

bottle of water
bowl of cat food
pencil
desk lamp
espresso machine

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

Banjo
HK91
Wine bottle
Geiger counter
Another wine bottle

 

[ComStar]

a couple boxes of unbuilt Warhammer 40K shit and Tamiya WW2 stowage

my daughter's Bumbo seat

Archie Brown's The Rise and Fall of Communism

my carnivorous plants

A pressure cooker that's just about finished cooking. later gators

 

[The Real Me]

Tacky Union Jack wallet that I only use because my mother bought it for me,
Centre piece of a three part garden statue of a burrowing worm, the other two pieces are owned by my friends,
Cake tin with the bottom removed because I never took the cake off of it,
Silent Chinese PC mouse that I bought because my roommates were kept up at night by my Source gaming,
Glass of water.

 

[Just A Butt]

duct tape
zip ties
"exam" gloves
scalpel
cocaine

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Les Paul
Fender Strat
PS5
Dog
Switch

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

laptop
Noid Funko Pop
Taco Bell gift card, yet unspent
several racoon skulls
plastic toy tank I found in a bush this one time

 

[My Name is Ed]

Your mom.