Game: Five objects from where you are sitting

[Skitarii]

Thumb
Index finger
Middle finger
Ring finger
Pinkie

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

-Gaming laptop (7+ year old Alienware — it’s kind of a meme, but it serves me well)
-2nd monitor I got for free from a coworker
-Green banker’s lamp from a grandparent
-Sandstone coaster with my alma mater logo
-Framed title for 10 sq ft of land I own outside Aberdeen Scotland

 

[Dagobert]

• Flag of my hometown
• My collection of Spice and Wolf light novels
• My copy of Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
• A framed picture of Augusto Pinochet
• My roommate's stockpile of 12 packs of assorted Mountain Dew flavors.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

Tablet
Tobacco
Sleeping bag
Hammock
Beer can

 

[TurdFondler]

Lube
Bad Dragon buttplug
Dilator
Webcam
Crypto hardwallet

 

[Panama]

Mandolin
Cacahuates Japonese
Kalashnikov
Blue Monster
Ball peen hammer

 

[NoReturn]

Plant in a pot
Plant in a jar
Plant in a box
Plant in water
Plant in a cat

 

[Jason Wynn]

Laptop
Pack of cigarettes
External hard drive
Bottle of dragonfruit flavored water
Desk fan

 

[Pee Cola]

sink
bathtub
TP
toilet brush
door

 

[Meat Target]

Golf bag
AR-15
glass of whiskey
Crucifix
Map of Middle Earth

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

1896 mauser
rubber chicken
1898 mauser
Yellow Submarine VHS tape
1914 mauser

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

-Razer Keyboard + Mouse Set
-Two empty bottles of rootbeer
-Stick of glue
-XXXL condoms
-Bad Dragon dildo

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

50' Fish Tape
FN SCAR mag
AICS mag
Organizer of heat shrink crimp connectors
Wiha tamper proof bit set

 

[Meat Target]

Beer
Leatherman
Holy water bottle
Ceiling fan
Pokemon Sapphire

 

[Wraith]

Computer
4 jelly beans

 

[Gutpuke]

Computer
Pepsi
Portable fan
Bohrok
Woodflute

 

[Zinc1257]

laptop
casio alarm clock
water bottle
office chair
pig figurine

 

[Wormy]

-Cup full of pencils ("Can of Whoopas" promo kitsch from an old CCG I love)
-Cordless phone
-Broom
-All 3 members of The Police Funkos (out of package and together, count as one item)
-Can of Thompson's Water Seal

 

[Wraith]

Computer
wallet
keys
air conditioner
fan
(the jelly beans didn't make it)

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Computer
sliding closet mirror
1919 Rot Beer can
Foot rest
A Red Flood mug.