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OMG, even 3 months later, the gamefaqs261 subreddit is still an absolute goldmine of cope and seethe.

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I forgot that the progressives on gamefaqs hate Trump so much they can't even type his name, instead they write "45" like a bunch of superstitious buttbabies.

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Libtards PLEASE tell me how the world could POSSIBLY be doomed by a second Trump presidency. How close were we to doom the first time? We've never been closer to WWIII in our lifetime than now under Biden, and yet MAGA is a doomsday cult?

Libtards are insane and retarded in the most literal sense and how we don't just abolish the Democrat party is beyond me.
 
Libtards PLEASE tell me how the world could POSSIBLY be doomed by a second Trump presidency. How close were we to doom the first time? We've never been closer to WWIII in our lifetime than now under Biden, and yet MAGA is a doomsday cult?

Libtards are insane and retarded in the most literal sense and how we don't just abolish the Democrat party is beyond me.
I'm for burning the whole system down.

I feel like it's the only time "both sides" is acceptable.

But faggots gonna faggot so they'll just keep slobbering that CNN dick and believing everything they're told.
 
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That's pretty much it. Early GameFAQs had bugfuck retarded rules like requiring full censoring for curse words, so even "f***", like was used on the entire rest of the internet, would stick you with a nasty moderation that'd drop your karma. There were no word filters, either, so you had to censor yourself or face the wrath of mods. Which, in retrospect, was fucking retarded. CJayC had the wherewithal to write something to automatically report your post if you included the word "gay" anywhere, but couldn't include something that says "if "fuck", then replace "fuck" with "****" " in the code?
I knew a dude who got banned for "circumventing the profanity filter;" I don't remember what it was exactly, was one of those stupid "what do you hear" threads or something else, because even in the PS2 days, voice work could be sketchy. So in Star Ocean 3, one of the abilities is "DIMENSION! DOOR!" Someone heard "That bitch next door" but instead of putting "bitch," put something like "witch, but with a b" and got the hammer. One of the most PG ways to get around a bad word, and got fucking nuked over it.

It really is something else how you can pop into a GameFAQs board you read 20 years ago and still see a handful of guys who've been there this entire time, still posting exactly like they did way back when. Some of them even still have those insufferably smug attitudes, despite being someone who has spent their best years hanging out on GameFAQs.
I still kinda freak out from time to time when I see Master LL on Twitch. Like holy shit dude, you're still around?

Every time I see this thread pop up I hope and pray it's to show Cyrics mugshot after getting caught diddling kids and every time I'm still disappointed.

Edit: TIL Cyric streams on twitch now

Is that the same CyricZ who wrote all the Yakuza stuff?
 
OMG, even 3 months later, the gamefaqs261 subreddit is still an absolute goldmine of cope and seethe.

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I forgot that the progressives on gamefaqs hate Trump so much they can't even type his name, instead they write "45" like a bunch of superstitious buttbabies.

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Thankfully those types mostly stick to the news and political boards, only leaving to troll any topic daring to talk or complain about censorship or woke shit.

The place has been insufferable on words for a long time. "retard" has been delete post and warn/temp ban on sight for a decade now. They have a word filter that you have to opt-out of but certain words like retarded are fully banned anyway. Don't dare even try to allude or indirectly explain the term in its place either. They are full concept/thought crime on it.

Terms like "sped" even not directed at anybody will get you warned or worse too for being "retard" by any other name. rolleyes
 
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Thankfully those types mostly stick to the news and political boards, only leaving to troll any topic daring to talk or complain about censorship or woke shit.

The place has been insufferable on words for a long time. "retard" has been delete post and warn/temp ban on sight for a decade now. They have a word filter that you have to opt-out of but certain words like retarded are fully banned anyway. Don't dare even try to allude or indirectly explain the term in its place either. They are full concept/thought crime on it.

Terms like "sped" even not directed at anybody will get you warned or worse too for being "retard" by any other name. rolleyes

One time I got a 30 day purgatory for calling someone a spaz, because in the mind of the dickless gamefaqs mod, it was considered an "ableist slur." I think the real reason is that the mod was probably called a spaz by the Homecoming Queen when he asked her out back in 1997.
 
One time I got a 30 day purgatory for calling someone a spaz, because in the mind of the dickless gamefaqs mod, it was considered an "ableist slur." I think the real reason is that the mod was probably called a spaz by the Homecoming Queen when he asked her out back in 1997.
Is there any chance the mod was Br*tish? Apparently spaz is a way more offensive word over there.
 
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We're already fucked, been fucked since 2008, these people are somehow able to see all the existing problems specially economic ones yet are unable to process how those problems and lack of solutions led to the first trump admin and might cause a second one.
despite being someone who has spent their best years hanging out on GameFAQs.
Seen the same on other places, that's one of the reason why I left some forums: it was a massive time sink and I knew, fucking knew I would end up like these guys.

After all even back then in the early to mid 2000's you could see some 50yo dudes from the BBS days who basically were on the forums 24/7.
 
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Local GameFAQs user makes a poll on the Paper Mario TTYD remaster board, asking the community if Vivian:
1.) should remain a feminine boy like in the original Japanese script, or just be called a female like in the English version.
2.) needs to be turned into a fucking tranny.
Here's what the community thinks after two days of voting:

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Unsurprisingly, most of the posters that are siding with "Yes" side think that this would only be a positive, and how being against blatant pandering that didn't exist in the ENG or JP script is hate speech. Post #107 mentions how both options were evenly tied up to 100 votes each, but then "Yes" went ahead by another 100 votes all of a sudden 🤔
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The worst thing to me with all this current year insanity is the way they're speaking; "restoring her trans identity." You retarded fucking nigger, the character wasn't trans, not only was 2004 a different (and better) time, but fem boys or whatever you want to call them are still boys. As for the retard who gave himself the name Vivian; so fucking what, you're a narcissistic BPD whore, fucking 41% yourself.

I had to go see, there's at least one person there whose account was made in 2001, a few others in 2002, and most in the mid 2000's with only one made as recently as 2022. These are mostly old fags whining about this insanity. CJayC needs to reclaim his retard kingdom and bring the fucking hammer down.
 
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The worst thing to me with all this current year insanity is the way they're speaking; "restoring her trans identity." You retarded fucking nigger, the character wasn't trans, not only was 2004 a different (and better) time, but fem boys or whatever you want to call them are still boys. As for the retard who gave himself the name Vivian; so fucking what, you're a narcissistic BPD whore, fucking 41% yourself.

I had to go see, there's at least one person there whose account was made in 2001, a few others in 2002, and most in the mid 2000's with only one made as recently as 2022. These are mostly old fags whining about this insanity. CJayC needs to reclaim his retard kingdom and bring the fucking hammer down.
People try to draw a distinction between troons and femboys but that always baffles me, they're virtually the same. Maybe the character wasn't technically transgender but it's in the same degenerate ballpark, biggest difference being femboys just don't try to pronoun police everyone. If they could all fuck back off into the closet that'd be great.
 
People try to draw a distinction between troons and femboys but that always baffles me, they're virtually the same. Maybe the character wasn't technically transgender but it's in the same degenerate ballpark, biggest difference being femboys just don't try to pronoun police everyone. If they could all fuck back off into the closet that'd be great.
I only draw the distinction because femboys at least have the courtesy to say they're boys; troons and trannies are the pronoun police, and while both are degenerate, the troons and trans are the more vicious offenders. The pronoun police are also the ones who erase tomboys and any other variation with the idea of telling an 8 year old he needs to get his penis chopped because he thinks pink is a neat color. A fem boy will put on makeup, a summer dress, and do a "Oh, I'm so cute," (and probably gets off to it). Trannies and troons are the militant insane ones... I only draw the distinction because I see which one is more of a threat and needs to Minecraft first.

Edit: It doesn't help I went through and looked at their profiles. Now, I'm not a super-autist and I'm sure shit's changed, but in my day, you got 1 Karma every 24 hours for having at least one active post somewhere on the website (active meaning within so many days and the thread isn't locked); and the amount of posts didn't matter, whether you had 1 or 200 active posts, 1 Karma for 24 Hours. There are people who've logged in every single fucking day for the past 20 fucking years in that thread... there's someone who probably did extra shit for extra Karma as their Karma exceeds the threshold of what the daily 1/24 ratio should be. These are people who have no fucking life. Sure I still have the account I made after my original got banned and it boasts a ~2002 creation date; but my Karma is nowhere near what this fuckers have.
 
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Edit: It doesn't help I went through and looked at their profiles. Now, I'm not a super-autist and I'm sure shit's changed, but in my day, you got 1 Karma every 24 hours for having at least one active post somewhere on the website (active meaning within so many days and the thread isn't locked). There are people who've logged in every single fucking day for the past 20 fucking years in that thread... there's someone who probably did extra shit for extra Karma as their Karma exceeds the threshold of what the daily 1/24 ratio should be. These are people who have no fucking life. Sure I still have the account I made after my original got banned and it boasts a ~2002 creation date; but my Karma is nowhere near what this fuckers have.
iirc the karma rule only asks you to log in, you don't have to post, though idk if you need at least one active post somewhere at all times

But yeah, there's a karma calculator here and GameFAQs used to have a list of members with the most karma. I think #1 was darth_maul at one point, but he hasn't logged in since June 2022.
 
iirc the karma rule only asks you to log in, you don't have to post, though idk if you need at least one active post somewhere at all times

But yeah, there's a karma calculator here and GameFAQs used to have a list of members with the most karma. I think #1 was darth_maul at one point, but he hasn't logged in since June 2022.
Yeah, you only had to log in as long as you had an active post, but still... 20 fucking years straight and never missed a day of posting. It's just, I joined the Marine Corps, I did shit, I went to Iraq, and even outside of those, there were times where the last thing on my mind was getting my daily GameFaqs login. I'll admit I'm a bit of a fucking autist weirdo, but I didn't go this fucking hard... and I have to point it out, just to state I'm not gonna be moralized to by a bunch of fucking no-lifers.
 
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