Games for Jace

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Ziltoid said:
L.A. Noire: WWII war hero Cole Phleps Jack Stryker goes from being a simple LAPD police officer to a star detective and defender of justice in a crooked post-war City. As he rises through the ranks, he solves cases and catches bad guys such as The Black Dahlia Killer DeagleDad420, and works to uncover the mystery of the stolen drugs perpetrated by his old war buddies gone rogue. Stryker also battles his own demons from the past war that still haunt him to this day.
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I don't think that Jace would like that. It's unrealistic and lame. First it's mostly talking and you have to keep talking and even after you finish talking sometimes you can't even shoot the guy that did the crime. If Jace was a cop he'd be all "Okay, this is the guys that are selling heroin to school kids. Well, time to show them that school is out!" and then he'd kick down the door and headshot like all the cartel members and then I'd be right next to him being all "Good job. Time to 420" and then we'd chill in the parking lot and talk about sick music and good games and then and then he might find an old skateboard and show me some kickflips. That's why LA Noire sucks.
 
Personally, I'm still partial for the CWCKI Forums to square off against his Deagle Nation in a CS:GO match. 6 v 6, with yours truly shoutcasting.

I believe that he actually fielding his Nation on the Battlefield is one thing we have yet to see.
 
I've been playing through DMC: Devil May Cry and I think Jace has a lot in common with Dante:

  • Virgil/Rob is the older brother who's just trying to be a good big bro and help but doesn't understand his way of life.
  • Hot chick @FramerGirl420 / Kat who's become smitten by a Battlefield Gamer.
  • Dual-Wields demonterrorist-killing Deagles from the word go.
  • Is doing his best to bring down Scarydeep (Mundus), the big bad asshole messing with his shit.
  • Has a beef with Bob Barbas (DeagleDad), the jerk propagandist who labels Dante a terrorist when it is actually he himself who is the terrorist and spreader of lies.
 
Barbie horse land adventures. It's a game only a true man could master.
 
Minecraft, just stay away from flint and steel.
 
FlyAwayNow said:
Personally, I'm still partial for the CWCKI Forums to square off against his Deagle Nation in a CS:GO match. 6 v 6, with yours truly shoutcasting.
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Well, any FPS on any platform would do, as long as it's sufficiently Realistic®. (Never played CSGO. More of a Quake person on PC. Shame that Urban Terror didn't quite keep wind under its wings because it would have been a brilliant Realistic® mod for Q3A. And it's available for free).
 
Crackdown - Stryker is given super parkour skills and sent out to kill terrorists. They think they can stop me? Well guess what, I can parkour over your walls you didn't think I could. Tango down! That's pretty sick if you ask me. I mean the good kind, not like gross.

Mirror's Edge - OK, so maybe it's not Stryker, but it's a game about parkour and that's chill. It's in first person, so I can still pretend most of the time. But it's not going to be notes and files and shit because reading's gay. So pretend I'm delivering weed and they're like "I want to blaze RIGHT NOW" and I come over with a "special delivery".

Sang-Froid Tales of Werewolves - What the fuck? Wolves don't do that, it's really fucked up and unrealistic, and that is my opinion. I don't even know why it's on the list. It's probably Scarydeep. BAN SCARYDEEP! Why the fuck isn't he banned already? I'm sorry I just cussed I shouldn't have said that but I wouldn't have if you mods were doing your fucking job. No, mom, I didn't say fucki-I said modding. Cmon, give me another half hour. You said I could game until ten!
 
snakesvsplanes said:
Is Jace a South Park fan? Because in that case, I think South Park: The Stick of Truth might be one he'd really appreciate. First of all, it has great customization options, which I know he adores, so he can create Jack Stryker in the South Park universe, with his flame-rimmed shades and goatee and everything. They have all kinds of different classes and weapons, and the plot, characters and dialogue just seem tailor-made for Jace. I had a blast with the game (it's an RPG with different stats, costumes, items, etc-- stuff I know Jace likes), so I think he would enjoy it. It's all family-friendly fun (it doesn't have as much foul language as the show-- still a little bit, though, so he might want to wear headphones), so I would love to see him stream this one.
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Family friendly? Really? Dodging giant scrotums? disarming the nuke? It isn't more tame than the show, it is less tame...
 
How about Titanfall? Isn't that exactly what Stryker would do? That game is mostly parkour and realism.
 
Some if these ideas are pretty cool but some are poking fun of us who taking gaming seriously. Some of us see playing games as like an art form so I guess you could say we're artists and we are functioning on a much higher plane than some of you. I guess you could say we're high functioning artists because we like to joke and appreciate games and how people play them. Please take this more seriously. By taking gaming seriously Deagle Nation is cultivating the first generation of REAL artists and gamers. We can appreciate pong and tetris and that shit but we're all about getting amped up and living the life too.

I got to go. My grandma is making pancakes for dinner and breakfast dinner is pretty rad.
 
Zim said:
How about Titanfall? Isn't that exactly what Stryker would do? That game is mostly parkour and realism.
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Yes, but the problem with Titanfall is that even when it was made by the most realism-focused Call of Duty developers, it doesn't have a realistic campaign that would allow lots of Stryker roleplaying. Jace needs realistic levels like in Call of Duty, where his commander yells "STRYKER! Go there and shoot that thing!" and then Jace goes there and uses cover realistically and realistically completes his mission on this site.
 
WWWWolf said:
Yes, but the problem with Titanfall is that even when it was made by the most realism-focused Call of Duty developers, it doesn't have a realistic campaign that would allow lots of Stryker roleplaying. Jace needs realistic levels like in Call of Duty, where his commander yells "STRYKER! Go there and shoot that thing!" and then Jace goes there and uses cover realistically and realistically completes his mission on this site.
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Clearly you have not been in the Titan Wars

Sometimes at night... I can still smell the bodies...
 
WWWWolf said:
Yes, but the problem with Titanfall is that even when it was made by the most realism-focused Call of Duty developers, it doesn't have a realistic campaign that would allow lots of Stryker roleplaying. Jace needs realistic levels like in Call of Duty, where his commander yells "STRYKER! Go there and shoot that thing!" and then Jace goes there and uses cover realistically and realistically completes his mission on this site.
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You underestimate Jace's ability to roleplay, which is truly his greatest ability. If you think Stryker couldn't be in Titanfall, well guess what, he IS titanfall! He is a soldier of the battlefield, a battlestoner, here to finish the fight and that is what I think! When you say he can't be Stryker in titanfall, you're taking away his right to just game, blaze, and chill that is my opinion. But those little jets on the suit that assist your jumps, those are bullshit and gay because Stryker can jump that high without them. Just pretend Stryker put bowls behind them so every time they go off he gets a little blazed because that would be chill.
 
Yeah, despite the limitations of the campaign Jace would totally blow shit up in multiplayer. Just do missions and shit.

There's one pretty big problem still with Titanfall. There's some MOOSLEM MUSIC in the menus. But I'm sure that when he finally installs the Weed Mod he'll totally figure out how to replace that music with Nickelback.
 
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