Games for Jace

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Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Please take this more seriously. By taking gaming seriously Deagle Nation is cultivating the first generation of REAL artists and gamers. We can appreciate pong and tetris and that shit but we're all about getting amped up and living the life too.

I got to go. My grandma is making pancakes for dinner and breakfast dinner is pretty rad.
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RESPECT brah!!!

U keepin it real 4realz! Tru gamer... Like our great leader and artistic inspiration Jace!!!

Pancakes? WOAH... I heard that a lot of grains and cereal can help make people artistic. Something about how it affect the gut and the brain. (I actually read an article by an British doctor about it, though he's pretty controversial.) You find that to be true WWWWolf?

What about you Jace?
 
Fapcup said:
Pancakes? WOAH... I heard that a lot of grains and cereal can help make people artistic. Something about how it affect the gut and the brain. (I actually read an article by an British doctor about it, though he's pretty controversial.) You find that to be true WWWWolf?
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I can't say yes or no to that, I'm just an amateur after all. I don't really know how food affects creativity.

But Jace... Jace has real, true artist potential. He's a real professional, I can tell you that. And I'm sure he has a thing or two to say about just how food affects his creativity. If he can make an awesome Gamer Cocktail to help him through 6-hour livestreams, I wonder if he has cool recipes for Artist Pancakes too.
 
FTL: Faster Than Light
Stryker has lost the battle in the suburbs, to avoid death, he must take to space. He flies a Federation Cruiser, named Deagle Nation II, Kyle works the Engine, Colby works the Weapon System and Jace is the pilot. They are looking for a new place to call home. Tyce hears wind of his plan and sends his fleet out to find Deagle Nation's cradle of life and destroy them, at all costs. He must sustain a supply of weed, rations and fuel to sustain life in the fringes of space.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
- Jace's Gamer Mansion -

Stryker: Veteran life has it's perks but sometimes I miss being out in the field.

Stryker watches Soap swimming in his infinty pool shaped like a deagle.

Soap: *WOOF*

Stryker: You said it bro.

- The Door bell that Stryker rigged to play Danger Zone starts playing -

Stryker: Who could that be? Nobody knows I retired here!

Soap: *WOOF*

Stryker: Nah, we would have heard them coming from a mile away. Gamerfood isn't known for stealth.

- Jack opens the door and a single document is wedged under a golden deagle with a bow wrapped around it -

Stryker: Bit early for Christmas, heh.

- Jace picks up the gun and his muscle reflexes kick in as he spins the gun and cocks it without even thinking -

Stryker: Some things you just can't unlearn

Soap: *WOOF*"

Stryker: Yeah, Chompsky is pretty flawed on that point.

- Jace picks up the document. He squints at it through his thermal sunglasses as the sun sinks into the hills -

Stryker: Something is going down in Russia. Looks like I just came out of retirement.

- Soap looks up at Jace with his wild wolf eyes and then nods. Their unspoken bond in synch. -

Stryker: One last thing to do before we head out. We got to destroy these sensitive documents.

- Jace Stryker smirks as he holds out the encrypted government document and proceeds to roll it into a joint using his special homegrown weed. He puts the joint in his mouth -

-Suddenly-

???: FOR ALLA- *BAM*

- *CAMERA TURNS TO JACE SHOWING THAT HE JUST HEADSHOTTED THE ATTACKER WITH HIS GOLDEN DEAGLE WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING* -

Stryker: Looks like someone just got...

- Stryker lights his joint with the heated barrel of his deagle-

Stryker: SMOKED OUT.

Soap drags away the corpse of DeagleDad who was the attacker.

Soap: *WOOF*

Okay, serious talk. My grandma came in and told me to take out the trash but you don't need to write a script like I did. Just give a brief summary of how Jace fits into the game. Chill. Peace.
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Dude thats like basically sickness and what would happen and that is part of Strykers back story too
 
StallChaser said:
Crackdown - Stryker is given super parkour skills and sent out to kill terrorists. They think they can stop me? Well guess what, I can parkour over your walls you didn't think I could. Tango down! That's pretty sick if you ask me. I mean the good kind, not like gross.

Mirror's Edge - OK, so maybe it's not Stryker, but it's a game about parkour and that's chill. It's in first person, so I can still pretend most of the time. But it's not going to be notes and files and shit because reading's gay. So pretend I'm delivering weed and they're like "I want to blaze RIGHT NOW" and I come over with a "special delivery".

Sang-Froid Tales of Werewolves - What the fuck? Wolves don't do that, it's really fucked up and unrealistic, and that is my opinion. I don't even know why it's on the list. It's probably Scarydeep. BAN SCARYDEEP! Why the fuck isn't he banned already? I'm sorry I just cussed I shouldn't have said that but I wouldn't have if you mods were doing your fucking job. No, mom, I didn't say fucki-I said modding. Cmon, give me another half hour. You said I could game until ten!
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You didnt explain what the were wolf game was about dude thats pissing me off and scarydeep isnt even on this site ok I dont know why your saying all that crap! And guess what ok Thy probably wouldnt have even weed in the future of mrirorors edge ok they probably have like super high tech weed like spice or something haha. True sickniss if you ask me because you know whats fun? Hanging out with friends. Thats what I think dude. Peace.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
I don't think that Jace would like that. It's unrealistic and lame. First it's mostly talking and you have to keep talking and even after you finish talking sometimes you can't even shoot the guy that did the crime. If Jace was a cop he'd be all "Okay, this is the guys that are selling heroin to school kids. Well, time to show them that school is out!" and then he'd kick down the door and headshot like all the cartel members and then I'd be right next to him being all "Good job. Time to 420" and then we'd chill in the parking lot and talk about sick music and good games and then and then he might find an old skateboard and show me some kickflips. That's why LA Noire sucks.
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THATS SICK DUDE
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
2) NO ANIME. Anime is gay and it breaks rule #1 and Jace would never be in an anime unless he was there to like, breaK the game or something which would be awesome but I don't think they have anything like that yet. I don't even think they have animes with weed which is pretty weak.
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Fuck that rule, I want Jace wearing a Sailor Fuku on Hyperdimension Neptunia.
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Protoman said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LES0bAg0dBk
Ikaruga

Commander Jack Stryker is in a future where fascist muslim dictators have taken over the U.S. and instituted a policy of racial segregation in the armed forces, putting white soldiers all into white space ships and black soldiers into black ones. Sickened with the evil racism that is permeating the force that he put his life on the line for, Jack goes rogue and gets a plane that can switch between being white and black to represent true racial harmony (he didn't have a yellow ship so he can't represent asians, sorry gamers) and takes on the fascists, hoping to overthrow the corrupt armchair generals and bring democracy and freedom back to America.
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Okay wow I dont actually even believe in any of that racial stuff of like holding hands with black and asian ppl I just said that so my mom would leave me alone. Get the facts dude.
 
Marella said:
Fuck that rule, I want Jace wearing a Sailor Fuku on Hyperdimension Neptunia.
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Thats gay shit I dont even believe in any of that so if you will take a hint: its this hint: Take a chill pill and buzz off back to the anime zone nerd this is true gaming only!!! Hell Yea Gamers!! Ok xbox zone
 
ParkourDude91 said:
Okay wow I dont actually even believe in any of that racial stuff of like holding hands with black and asian ppl I just said that so my mom would leave me alone. Get the facts dude.
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Ya but framergirl is black does that mean you wouldn't hold her hand that's messed up ok
 
Side note since we're talking of gaming - thank you @ParkourDude91 for introducing me to Open Broadcaster Software. I decided to look it up after seeing your livestreams. I've been looking for something like this for a long time!
 
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