Games you refuse to play.

Anything anime related. Seriously. I don't understand how anybody could get into that.

Anime is super gay. Those gay big eyes and gay blue hair. Gay men who look like women and gay women who look like fairies and gay fairies who look like fags.

It's all gay.
 
Anything metal related like Guitar Hero. Seriously. I don't understand how anyone could get into that.

Metal is super gay. Those gay tight leather clothes and gay long hair. Gay men who look like women and gay women who look like vampires and gay vampires who look like fags.

It's all screaming. And gay.
 
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Darky said:
Anything \M/ETAL related like Guitar Hero. Seriously. I don't understand how anyone could get into that.

\M/ETAL is super gay. Those gay tight leather clothes and gay long hair. Gay men who look like women and gay women who look like vampires and gay vampires who look like fags.

It's all screaming. And gay.
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FUCK YOU...
YOU QUEER...
I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS...
FAG.
 
I find most racing games to be shittier than :briefs:. Except for Road Rash, I fucking love Road Rash.
 
Ultima 9. I bought it from a thrift store for two bucks, I installed it on my computer, and I played it two times. After repeatedly dying while my rage was internally building, I managed to reach the castle of Lord British. I closed the game after killing Lord British via poisoned bread. Honestly, it put me in a bad mood and despite some curiosity and possibly wanting to give it another chance, I will not play that game. It was bad enough that in order to get out of the crap mood, I thought of writing a deliberately bad MLP fan-fic, all in hopes of getting out of the rut that Ultima 9 put me in. Other games I refuse to play would be MMO's since they loose appeal, though I might go back to Shin Megami Tensei IMAGINE and Wizardry Online.
 
For reasons other than it being an MMORPG and "pay to win," I would never touch Evony, not even with a ten-foot pole.

That thing's a fukken scam.
 
Any "adventure" game with a text parser.

I know those games were "exclusive to people who were maybe at a certain income level, or education level" but even after drinking heavily, I can not get autistic enough to figure out how to get the key out of the goddamn bluebird's nest.

Even worse was the parser itself. I know those games were designed to fit on a single 320kb floppy but you'd think those "educated" programmers would pick up a thesaurus and bind a few more phrases.

For example, you might have to pick up a lamp and fill it with oil.

>PICK UP LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>GET LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>GET LANTERN
I don't know what you mean!
>PICK UP LANTERN
The lamp is in your inventory.
>OPEN LANTERN
I don't know what you mean!
>OPEN LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>USE OIL ON LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>FILL LANTERN
The lamp is filled with oil.
>LIGHT LANTERN
You set yourself on fire, and burned to a horrible crisp. RELOAD? (Y/N)
>FUCK YOU
You mad?
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Any "adventure" game with a text parser.

I know those games were "exclusive to people who were maybe at a certain income level, or education level" but even after drinking heavily, I can not get autistic enough to figure out how to get the key out of the goddamn bluebird's nest.

Even worse was the parser itself. I know those games were designed to fit on a single 320kb floppy but you'd think those "educated" programmers would pick up a thesaurus and bind a few more phrases.

For example, you might have to pick up a lamp and fill it with oil.

>PICK UP LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>GET LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>GET LANTERN
I don't know what you mean!
>PICK UP LANTERN
The lamp is in your inventory.
>OPEN LANTERN
I don't know what you mean!
>OPEN LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>USE OIL ON LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>FILL LANTERN
The lamp is filled with oil.
>LIGHT LANTERN
You set yourself on fire, and burned to a horrible crisp. RELOAD? (Y/N)
>FUCK YOU
You mad?
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I've actually played a text-based MMORPG. This is pretty much right on the money. You have to be so very exact in your wording or else you can't do a thing.

You'd think it'd be a somewhat different case when it's recent or even an MMORPG available on the internet.
No. No it is not.
 
I'm not particularly fond of games like DOTA or League of Legends, not because of the games themselves, but because of the annoying culture that fans have built around them. The gameplay also looks particularly uninteresting.

I also refuse to play any anime games, games with shit-tons of micro transactions, and MMORPGS.
 
You can count these as movies as well, but I'm never EVER playing anything by Phoenix Games and/or Dingo Pictures.

Look at this shit.

[youtube]brLqiYj5lQw[/youtube]

LOOK AT IT.

[youtube]LBdvkjK92-Y[/youtube]
 
caffeinated_wench said:
I've actually played a text-based MMORPG. This is pretty much right on the money. You have to be so very exact in your wording or else you can't do a thing.

You'd think it'd be a somewhat different case when it's recent or even an MMORPG available on the internet.
No. No it is not.
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>GO OUTSIDE
It's super effective!
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Any "adventure" game with a text parser.

I know those games were "exclusive to people who were maybe at a certain income level, or education level" but even after drinking heavily, I can not get autistic enough to figure out how to get the key out of the goddamn bluebird's nest.

Even worse was the parser itself. I know those games were designed to fit on a single 320kb floppy but you'd think those "educated" programmers would pick up a thesaurus and bind a few more phrases.

For example, you might have to pick up a lamp and fill it with oil.

>PICK UP LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>GET LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>GET LANTERN
I don't know what you mean!
>PICK UP LANTERN
The lamp is in your inventory.
>OPEN LANTERN
I don't know what you mean!
>OPEN LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>USE OIL ON LAMP
I don't know what you mean!
>FILL LANTERN
The lamp is filled with oil.
>LIGHT LANTERN
You set yourself on fire, and burned to a horrible crisp. RELOAD? (Y/N)
>FUCK YOU
You mad?
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Zork has a nearly flawless text parser with dozens of different ways to interact with objects. The problem with the kind of text parsers you're talking about is that they aren't actually parsing text; most of the time the programmer coded the game to take strings literally like 'use oil on lamp' instead of parsing 'use' 'oil' and 'lamp' from your string. They don't bind lists of verbs and adjectives to objects, so instead they fill up 100 lines of code just give one object 5 different direct approaches.
 
caffeinated_wench said:
You can count these as movies as well, but I'm never EVER playing anything by Phoenix Games and/or Dingo Pictures.

Look at this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLqiYj5lQw

LOOK AT IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK92-Y
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I remember seeing their Hunchback rip-off. I had a headache from watching it. I think my dad actually sent me one of these things back when he was over-seas while I was in the third grade. Thank goodness my Playstation couldn't read the disk they were on.
 
c-no said:
caffeinated_wench said:
You can count these as movies as well, but I'm never EVER playing anything by Phoenix Games and/or Dingo Pictures.

Look at this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLqiYj5lQw

LOOK AT IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK92-Y
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I remember seeing their Hunchback rip-off. I had a headache from watching it. I think my dad actually sent me one of these things back when he was over-seas while I was in the third grade. Thank goodness my Playstation couldn't read the disk they were on.
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Even though they're so short, it hurts trying to get through them. I literally have to stop it several times just to survive (read: recover from the headache and bleeding eyes).
 
caffeinated_wench said:
c-no said:
caffeinated_wench said:
You can count these as movies as well, but I'm never EVER playing anything by Phoenix Games and/or Dingo Pictures.

Look at this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLqiYj5lQw

LOOK AT IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBdvkjK92-Y
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I remember seeing their Hunchback rip-off. I had a headache from watching it. I think my dad actually sent me one of these things back when he was over-seas while I was in the third grade. Thank goodness my Playstation couldn't read the disk they were on.
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Even though they're so short, it hurts trying to get through them. I literally have to stop it several times just to survive (read: recover from the headache and bleeding eyes).
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The only good thing these things are for is either seeing something interesting like this [youtube]ApIlisdDV4A[/youtube](excuse the Guile music) or watching a superior youtube-poop/mockery of it.
 
Oh yes, the guy (popularly known as "Sailish Dee") who shakes his head in an Aladdin ripoff. Love that one.

[youtube]3i-vwqNAp_E[/youtube]

Sorry, can't resist.
 
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