Gary200 - Disabled sperg that reviews fast food and makes terrible vlogs

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https://www.youtube.com/user/Gary20O

Gary Hanson started his YouTube channel 11 years ago mostly posting cringy and embarrassing videos about video games, of which he is quite a fan of. He even made a Animal Crossing vlog much like the world famous creator of Sonichu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u0okWRJVZA

He was born in the 1980's and is obsessed in particular with the Chucky horror movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykuzYiLdL5g

The rest of his videos would be combinations of terrible and boring vlogs to Japan and other tourist trap spots like Disney Land and Hawaii, and sperging about Minecraft and Nintendo. Most of his videos got less than 1,00 views and were very boring.

Gary200 blew up however, when he started reviewing fast food. His first dabble in food reviewing was Taco Bell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEERSVCkEuw

Gary is interesting to watch review food for many reasons. His disgusting chewing sounds, the crumbs all over his face, the way he picks up crumbs and shovels them into his mouth with his gangly hands. If you watched any of these videos you may have noticed...oddities..about Gary. He appears to have some sort of physical deformity. His eyes bulge out and are noticeably offset, he's very short, and he has a huge fleshy growth on his neck. He tries to cover it up by wearing button up shirts buttoned all the way up like a goon, but that just makes it even more noticeable that he's trying to hide something. He's also a sperg, if his obsession with video games and bad 80's pop culture didn't make it obvious. While I admit I am being a bit harsh, Gary is at least genuine. It's his lack of self awareness of how much of an embarrassing sperg he is that makes him so entertaining.

With his Taco Bell review Gary realized he was on to something, and most of his videos that followed were fast food reviews with the occasional Minecraft sperging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw2qHsPzPW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAKiTVc9CXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcA5irMiw9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsyrS-EWa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVFawkYy8M

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Gary often records himself hanging out with a woman called NaviBluKitty, formerly Navyqueen. It's quite obvious that Gary has a crush on her, though it's even more obvious that she only hangs out with him to be nice and probably pity. Seeing Gary with a normal human only highlights how small he is. His social skills are on par with a brick wall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-fWg3ADK5M&t=3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqowe_jdZA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbItH4a59_Y

Not just a food reviewer and blogger, Gary makes a hilariously bad GoAnimate show called The Gary Show. It has way more episodes than I care to post here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inblqat_EEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0geBmA-27k

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So whats Gary up to as of late? He recently took a three week long trip to Japan and churned out a metric shit ton of vlogs about it. It should be noted a Big Al mukbang video is more interesting than his Japan blogs, Im talking absolutely sleep inducing content. How you make Japan boring is beyond me.

https://twitter.com/Gary200?lang=en

Gary also has a Twitter. He exclusively post news about video games, liberal political opinions (ew), and just generally makes a sperg of himself. Nobody retweets or comments on anything he posts sans for his mom and NaviBluKitty. Just a side note, if you go on NaviBluKitty's twitter bio states shes "forever single" more than likely to keep Gary in check.
 
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I'm torn as to whether to consider this guy a cow or not. On one hand most of what he does seems relatively boring and harmless (as you even admit yourself many times) but there's other aspects of his personality like orbiting around Navi and general goanimate spergery that might make him worth investigating farther.

Apparently he also made his own Breaking Bad game in RPG Maker, found this on his twitter amongst an ocean of retweets:

Should this thread perhaps be in Proving Grounds or even Food instead?
 
I'm torn as to whether to consider this guy a cow or not. On one hand most of what he does seems relatively boring and harmless (as you even admit yourself many times) but there's other aspects of his personality like orbiting around Navi and general goanimate spergery that might make him worth investigating farther.

Apparently he also made his own Breaking Bad game in RPG Maker, found this on his twitter amongst an ocean of retweets:

Should this thread perhaps be in Proving Grounds or even Food instead?
You'll have to forgive me, this is the first thread I've ever made. If it should be moved is that something I do or do mods handle it?

I agree that I don't think Gary is a cow in the traditional sense. Most people that comment on his videos are either tame or blatant white knighting because they don't want to be mean to a disabled 30-something year old.

But he's just so fucking spergy its hard not to laugh at everything he does. I cant help but think what the citizens of Japan thought seeing this tiny, deformed man waddle around recording every second of his actions with a phone. Im honestly just impressed they let him roam around a densely packed city without a tard wrangler accompanying him.
 
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I'm torn as to whether to consider this guy a cow or not. On one hand most of what he does seems relatively boring and harmless (as you even admit yourself many times) but there's other aspects of his personality like orbiting around Navi and general goanimate spergery that might make him worth investigating farther.

Apparently he also made his own Breaking Bad game in RPG Maker, found this on his twitter amongst an ocean of retweets:

Should this thread perhaps be in Proving Grounds or even Food instead?
He didn't make that game, someone with more agency did and he was just asked to play it.
 
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So a super weeaboo? Damn I could’ve sworn I’ve seen people like this.
 
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His food reviews are the most worthless thing I've seen, as if his surface level opinion on some limited edition cereal flavor or greasy BK burger even matters. And then it's hard to even take him seriously with the way he gestures with his hands the exact same way, every word he speaks. Anyone else find that extremely irritating, or just me?
 
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