General GunTuber thread

Molly White's Breast Milk said:
@redicart does bring up a good point: Why won't Karl come her and defend himself? He posts about us on twitter and sends his tubby autistic butt buddy over here but Karl refuses to come. Karl will say it's not worth his time to come here since there's so few of us but we all know the real reason, he'll get his ass handed to him and he can't handle that in an environment that he doesn't control. No wonder he hangs out with trannies, he's only a pair of programmer socks away from being one.
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Now I'm caught up in speculation....like which distro would Karl shill the hardest? Is there a WWSD analogue in all the project forks?
 
Molly White's Breast Milk said:
@redicart does bring up a good point: Why won't Karl come her and defend himself? He posts about us on twitter and sends his tubby autistic butt buddy over here but Karl refuses to come. Karl will say it's not worth his time to come here since there's so few of us but we all know the real reason, he'll get his ass handed to him and he can't handle that in an environment that he doesn't control. No wonder he hangs out with trannies, he's only a pair of programmer socks away from being one.
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I don't think @SinistralRifleman is here because Karl asked him to be. The guy is clearly well-acquainted with -chan culture and our brand of shitposting so I'm sure he's here because he wants to be. It's not like we weren't making fun of him too. He showed up to talk about what he thought was misinformation and... seems to have stuck around. Good on him for that.

As for why Karl isn't here... the first rule of being a woke blowhard is to never engage the enemy in their territory. Karl spergs on Facebook and Youtube because he can control the comments, and on Twitter because chances are if you disagree with him you're already on one of the blocklists he subscribes to and therefore can't reply to him. He only argues with people online if he can shut them up at will, and that's just standard operating procedure for that crowd.

Molly White's Breast Milk said:
You know Karl wouldn't refer to Linux by it's proper name, GNU/Linux. He's clearly rejected the teachings of the Free Software Messiah, Richard Stallman PBUH.
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Didn't Stallman get canceled a while back, too? It's hard to keep track of who's still holding the line these days.
 
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White Devil said:
Honestly, if Karl did come here, assuming he's not already incognito, what are the chances he'd get a fair shake after we're all done calling him a faggot?
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Considering we call him a faggot for overreacting to being called a faggot, it would be less a "fair shake" and more an old-school escalating flaming session.
 
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Pocket Dragoon said:
Which is why shit like this is just confusing; is he trying to be funny?
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Karl is doing that to show the absurdity of the product, he has an awkward-funny sense of humor I assume. Karl is knowledgeable and can be funny, but he gets way to serious about his beliefs (preachy) which can kill the mood for a lot of people. I would watch him review ridiculous tacticool gear any day though.
 
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JIDF Agent #370 said:
Like all pre-orders, the HEAT vest had a lot of issues. Magazine retention wasn't good and the sizing was off. Customer complaints were handled pretty poorly, with little to no follow-up from FW.
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Not only that, but Ian has been mostly avoiding reddit for the past 6 months. He used to comment in discussions and pop in on threads where he's mentioned pretty frequently or shill his books, but since the vest mess-up he's only made 5 posts.

IMO, if you're dumb enough to pre-order something in current year, you're just setting your money on fire.
redicart said:
Phagan, like I said you spend an awful lot of time carrying water for people who either don't care about what is being said on Kiwifarms or don't want to defend themselves. You put your nose into places it does not belong. You and the company you own are named specifically in that lawsuit. Ian and Karl are not. Even Karl is smart enough not to stick his nose in that situation. You consistently want people to like you and you will do whatever it takes to get those likes.

Karl is well aware of Kiwifarms and the comments herein. He chooses not to defend himself and to tell you the truth kudos on him. Here we are though, with Phagan dueling it out for his honor. It is his honor not yours. You are stating things for him. You are making excuses for him.



This is the kind of half wit comment one would expect. It is not half wit because you are stupid but, because you only put half your wit into it. In recent memory a certain actor/producer killed one person and injured another from a firearm that was "unloaded". "it just went off" right? The idiot in that case is hiding behind it was an accident but, we all know it was a preventable accident. Just don't point guns at people. Guntubers make it a general principle to show the camera a clear chamber to help ease the audiences safety concerns. It is not needed as it is not a live show. Guntubers as a rule go to extreme lengths not to muzzle the camera. No bullet is going to come out of your monitor. One of the reasons they do things like this is to promote safe firearm handling practices. Throwing firearms around like a basketball kind of invalidates that idea.

Karl, in those two specific incidents, did things that no coach, trainer, parent, or friend would ever condone. Karl's two gun action challenge is a mixture of two different disciplines. He mixes these because he believes that unholstering and holstering a handgun adds an unsafe element to the match. He then chucks a firearm over his shoulder to make a point. I will level the charge of hypocrite to the mix. Phagan and yourself seem to think it was the dumspter video that was the most egregious. Quite honestly, that was weird. It was the chucking of the handgun over his shoulder that is an example of Karl getting angry and doing stupid shit. Other videos exist of him being a sperg I was just using that as an example.

One of the reasons why Phagan is being sued is he is alleged to have helped facilitate the transfer of intellectual property from Shawn Nealon to KE Arms. Intellectual property that did not belong to Shawn Nealon and KE Arms had no right to purchase. Also, it is alleged that Phagan lied when he sold "ALL" the intellectual property of the CAV-15 lower to GWACS. So in other words you cannot trust a word that Phagan makes. Care to comment Phagan?
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My God, you are a fucking sperg.
White Devil said:
I always clean my guns while loaded and pointed at me, a loved one, or especially a minority. Come at me.
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Beyond based.:semperfidelis::semperfidelis::semperfidelis::semperfidelis:
Edit: hold up, you CLEAN your guns? Fuck outta here reddit nigger.
 
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White Devil said:
Honestly, if Karl did come here, assuming he's not already incognito, what are the chances he'd get a fair shake after we're all done calling him a faggot?
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It would be a mixed bag, some people would be more open to having a real conversation with and others would just want to screech at him and try to get a reaction. That being said a lot would depend on his reaction to the initial pile on.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
It would be a mixed bag, some people would be more open to having a real conversation with and others would just want to screech at him and try to get a reaction. That being said a lot would depend on his reaction to the initial pile on.
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His reaction to the pile on has already been documented: screencapping the thread and whining about us chuds.
 
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redicart said:
Phagan, like I said you spend an awful lot of time carrying water for people who either don't care about what is being said on Kiwifarms or don't want to defend themselves. You put your nose into places it does not belong. You and the company you own are named specifically in that lawsuit. Ian and Karl are not. Even Karl is smart enough not to stick his nose in that situation. You consistently want people to like you and you will do whatever it takes to get those likes.

Karl is well aware of Kiwifarms and the comments herein. He chooses not to defend himself and to tell you the truth kudos on him. Here we are though, with Phagan dueling it out for his honor. It is his honor not yours. You are stating things for him. You are making excuses for him.



This is the kind of half wit comment one would expect. It is not half wit because you are stupid but, because you only put half your wit into it. In recent memory a certain actor/producer killed one person and injured another from a firearm that was "unloaded". "it just went off" right? The idiot in that case is hiding behind it was an accident but, we all know it was a preventable accident. Just don't point guns at people. Guntubers make it a general principle to show the camera a clear chamber to help ease the audiences safety concerns. It is not needed as it is not a live show. Guntubers as a rule go to extreme lengths not to muzzle the camera. No bullet is going to come out of your monitor. One of the reasons they do things like this is to promote safe firearm handling practices. Throwing firearms around like a basketball kind of invalidates that idea.

Karl, in those two specific incidents, did things that no coach, trainer, parent, or friend would ever condone. Karl's two gun action challenge is a mixture of two different disciplines. He mixes these because he believes that unholstering and holstering a handgun adds an unsafe element to the match. He then chucks a firearm over his shoulder to make a point. I will level the charge of hypocrite to the mix. Phagan and yourself seem to think it was the dumspter video that was the most egregious. Quite honestly, that was weird. It was the chucking of the handgun over his shoulder that is an example of Karl getting angry and doing stupid shit. Other videos exist of him being a sperg I was just using that as an example.

One of the reasons why Phagan is being sued is he is alleged to have helped facilitate the transfer of intellectual property from Shawn Nealon to KE Arms. Intellectual property that did not belong to Shawn Nealon and KE Arms had no right to purchase. Also, it is alleged that Phagan lied when he sold "ALL" the intellectual property of the CAV-15 lower to GWACS. So in other words you cannot trust a word that Phagan makes. Care to comment Phagan?
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PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my weapons. It makes me a better firearms handler and marksman, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the sheepdog lifestyle Simple fact is, the "safety mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your finger on the trigger and pointing the gun wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the weapon. Taking time to check whether the gun is loaded whenever you pick one up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "ND" shaming. Guns are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
 
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TerminalTryHard said:
I hate copy pastas so much.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
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