General Paranormal thread - A cold abyss that light won't touch......

Paranormal stuff is fiction you mooks.
Nuh uh! I knew a half chinese girl who was so flat chested her boobs were ghosts.

Well I'm glad somebody read my mind to make this thread. I watch all those dumb you tube channels sometimes when I'm working. "15 SCARY VIDEOS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR COLON BLOW ASS CHUNKS FROM DIMENSION K!" Those ghost hunting folks and such. There's so bad it's amusing.
 
Nuh uh! I knew a half chinese girl who was so flat chested her boobs were ghosts.

Well I'm glad somebody read my mind to make this thread. I watch all those dumb you tube channels sometimes when I'm working. "15 SCARY VIDEOS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR COLON BLOW ASS CHUNKS FROM DIMENSION K!" Those ghost hunting folks and such. There's so bad it's amusing.
"I found a spooky Pokemon Cartridge" 😂
 
Not super spooky but the house I'm in has a clock that's weird. It's one of those cast-iron small traditional clocks that you wind up with one of those rotating thingies on the back, but it's in really really bad condition. The watch part (the circle with the handles) is loose and basically sectioned off of the mechanism behind and the thing that you use to wind it up has a bork piece that supposedly connects that to the rest of the gears. Everytime my mom winds it up it starts ticktocking but when I do it it doesn't work. Sometimes it starts ticking on its own for no reason, and the rhythm of the ticking is different (superfast or normal or slow, no rhyme or reason). So there you go, "spooky" clock story.
 
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So I've had this experience that I've only told close family, but after seeing that ole kiwi has a paranormal thread, I can kinda write it out for posterity's sake so here it is.
I was in Afghanistan with the Marines over 7 years ago. I was on a platoon patrol base that was maybe 15-20 meters from the nearest compound. We began to get engaged just about 2-3 times a day there, and in order to allow the Marines time to sleep, we were sent 18 Afghan police personnel to stand watch while we were getting what little sleep we could get. The insurgents rarely hit us at night because we had NVGs and other technology that made fights at night not worth it for Taliban, so it didn't matter how poorly trained the police were because the minute we heard a shot it would wake everyone up.
Well the Afghan police usually had the best hash ever, so one night I couldn't sleep, and decided to climb up on every post, until I found somebody with hash. The first two posts were a bust, and the third post was my next destination. As I came closer I saw three dudes up in the bunker which was abnormal, and they were pointing and whisper shouting to one another. Because of the HESCO barriers around the PB, I couldn't see what they were pointing at so I climbed the ladder up there. When I got up on the post, the commander (who was NEVER awake at night) grabbed me by the shoulder and started pointing out among the buildings, it was at this point that I noticed that one of them was sobbing gently almost like he was a scared kid. I looked in the area the commander was pointing at, through my RCO (or acog if you were in the army), and didn't really see anything until a TREE MOVED. It took a few seconds for me to really register what happened and my mind couldn't really correlate what I saw but the more I focused the more I realized what I was seeing.
What I thought was a large tree trunk (probably 20-25 feet high) CROUCHED and disappeared behind a set of compounds. I actually "yelped" when it fully disappeared and that woke up our 0331 team (machine gunners in the Marines) who slept in a tent closest to the wall. I pretty much didn't bother with the ladder, but jumped off the post and started yelling to the MG team what I saw and they all woke up and kicked the afghans off the post and setup the 240. It hadn't "stood back up" yet and for a minute, I thought I had imagined it, or the stress of the deployment had me way more fucked up than I realized.
We were staring at the area I showed them so hard, I felt like my eyes were gonna explode, and then it fucking stood back up and began walking left to right and it's legs were so fucking thin, one of the Sgts said it looked like a stick insect. By then, EVERYBODY was awake on the patrol base, and unlike in horror movies, all but three people saw it. It kind of moved like stop motion. It gave most of us a headache, and our pointman, who was literally made of stone, peed his pants. It finally got about 500 meters away before we lost sight of it. If I was to describe it, I would say it was over 20 feet tall, had really long skinny legs and VERY long arms but I couldn't see where they ended because of the compound walls. It was very dark in overall complexion and seemed to be almost textured like tree bark.
When we got home, my unit had a lot of suicides (10 out of 33), and everytime I talk to one of my buddies from my unit, the spindly horror is literally the first thing that's mentioned EVERYTIME. To this day, I have no idea what it was, but I know it wasn't deployment stress because 1. We all saw it, and 2 it glowed when viewed under thermals. I try not to think about deployment too much, but I've heard similar stories from other units in the area, and some units said they were followed by it during night patrols, but it never got too close to them. If anybody has any ideas or could offer a psychological explanation for shared hallucinations, please lemme know.
Did no one take a picture? You said it showed up on the thermals but did you guys have a way to photograph it?

I'm really curious about what it could be.
 
So I've had this experience that I've only told close family, but after seeing that ole kiwi has a paranormal thread, I can kinda write it out for posterity's sake so here it is.
I was in Afghanistan with the Marines over 7 years ago. I was on a platoon patrol base that was maybe 15-20 meters from the nearest compound. We began to get engaged just about 2-3 times a day there, and in order to allow the Marines time to sleep, we were sent 18 Afghan police personnel to stand watch while we were getting what little sleep we could get. The insurgents rarely hit us at night because we had NVGs and other technology that made fights at night not worth it for Taliban, so it didn't matter how poorly trained the police were because the minute we heard a shot it would wake everyone up.
Well the Afghan police usually had the best hash ever, so one night I couldn't sleep, and decided to climb up on every post, until I found somebody with hash. The first two posts were a bust, and the third post was my next destination. As I came closer I saw three dudes up in the bunker which was abnormal, and they were pointing and whisper shouting to one another. Because of the HESCO barriers around the PB, I couldn't see what they were pointing at so I climbed the ladder up there. When I got up on the post, the commander (who was NEVER awake at night) grabbed me by the shoulder and started pointing out among the buildings, it was at this point that I noticed that one of them was sobbing gently almost like he was a scared kid. I looked in the area the commander was pointing at, through my RCO (or acog if you were in the army), and didn't really see anything until a TREE MOVED. It took a few seconds for me to really register what happened and my mind couldn't really correlate what I saw but the more I focused the more I realized what I was seeing.
What I thought was a large tree trunk (probably 20-25 feet high) CROUCHED and disappeared behind a set of compounds. I actually "yelped" when it fully disappeared and that woke up our 0331 team (machine gunners in the Marines) who slept in a tent closest to the wall. I pretty much didn't bother with the ladder, but jumped off the post and started yelling to the MG team what I saw and they all woke up and kicked the afghans off the post and setup the 240. It hadn't "stood back up" yet and for a minute, I thought I had imagined it, or the stress of the deployment had me way more fucked up than I realized.
We were staring at the area I showed them so hard, I felt like my eyes were gonna explode, and then it fucking stood back up and began walking left to right and it's legs were so fucking thin, one of the Sgts said it looked like a stick insect. By then, EVERYBODY was awake on the patrol base, and unlike in horror movies, all but three people saw it. It kind of moved like stop motion. It gave most of us a headache, and our pointman, who was literally made of stone, peed his pants. It finally got about 500 meters away before we lost sight of it. If I was to describe it, I would say it was over 20 feet tall, had really long skinny legs and VERY long arms but I couldn't see where they ended because of the compound walls. It was very dark in overall complexion and seemed to be almost textured like tree bark.
When we got home, my unit had a lot of suicides (10 out of 33), and everytime I talk to one of my buddies from my unit, the spindly horror is literally the first thing that's mentioned EVERYTIME. To this day, I have no idea what it was, but I know it wasn't deployment stress because 1. We all saw it, and 2 it glowed when viewed under thermals. I try not to think about deployment too much, but I've heard similar stories from other units in the area, and some units said they were followed by it during night patrols, but it never got too close to them. If anybody has any ideas or could offer a psychological explanation for shared hallucinations, please lemme know.


This makes me think it was a jinn that haunted a tree. Jinn haunt different things and people will make offerings or allow their sick to sleep beneath them in order to be cured or be given the information to cure themselves. They’re known as tricksters so maybe that’s what was going on with this tree situation you experienced.

Alternatively, maybe all of your dinner drinks were spiked. Maybe that is what caused a shared psychosis with you and everyone who was up. Stress is also a huge factor with SP. Just spitballing here.
 
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Only about 10% of skin walker stories are actually decent. Sorry....
 
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I really like the videos posted by very active channels that have an out of place video with a paranormal element in it, usually undetected by the poster.

For example,


Sintax77 has been posting videos for over 10 years, mostly about firearms and camping. In this video, however, there are some out of place, creepy things that happen.

At 42:33 you can hear a deep voice say "be quiet, stay silent."

At 54:00 you can hear the same voice, angrier, saying "get ooout!"

At 56:35 a voice laughs when the dude takes a wrong turn.

As far as I know he has never commented on this, nor seems to care. Seems unlikely that he'd fake it, but I'll let you guys make up your own mind.
 
Advice that will save your life: if you're in an abandoned building that's haunted and you see some weird figure that makes weird noises as well, it's not a ghost. It's a homeless crackhead.

Another advice: want to buy a fancy house but don't have the деньги? Spread around the story that it's a haunted house, and if you're lucky its value will drop significantly. Then you buy it, "purify" it with the help of some exorcist, and its value will rise.
 
Another advice: want to buy a fancy house but don't have the деньги? Spread around the story that it's a haunted house, and if you're lucky its value will drop significantly.
It's probably more effective to pay the crackhead from the abandoned building to hang around the neighborhood with their crackhead friends.
 
I really like the videos posted by very active channels that have an out of place video with a paranormal element in it, usually undetected by the poster.

For example,


Sintax77 has been posting videos for over 10 years, mostly about firearms and camping. In this video, however, there are some out of place, creepy things that happen.

At 42:33 you can hear a deep voice say "be quiet, stay silent."

At 54:00 you can hear the same voice, angrier, saying "get ooout!"

At 56:35 a voice laughs when the dude takes a wrong turn.

As far as I know he has never commented on this, nor seems to care. Seems unlikely that he'd fake it, but I'll let you guys make up your own mind.
Fuck, EVPs scare me.

It's probably more effective to pay the crackhead from the abandoned building to hang around the neighborhood with their crackhead friends.
Or y'know, become a crackhead as well to join in the fun.
 
When I was young I spent most weekends at my grandma's house. She lived in the city, and her house was not only small but super old. I was scared of the dark back then, so there was always a lamp on when I slept. One time when I was around 7 I woke up in the middle of the night. I don't know what woke me up, but the first thing I saw was a shadow standing beside the bed.

It wasn't against the wall or anything; it was standing in the room like a person would, but there were no details to the body. It was like someone had pulled a shadow off the wall and let it inhabit a 3D space.

I felt a weird sort of calm when I saw it. I watched it turn and round the bed before walking into the halls without making a sound. I never saw it again.

Fast-forward like a decade and I'm talking with my mom about weird paranormal stuff. I brought up the shadow and she looked surprised. She told me to call my grandma and repeat the story to her. I did, and to my surprise, my grandma replied with a nonchalant "oh, that was just so-and-so".

Turns out that some old lady owned the house before they did, and my grandparents would see her pacing the hall at night sometimes. Eventually she would stop showing up, but weird stuff was always going on in that house. There was a grandfather clock- a family heirloom- that rang at random times, despite my grandfather insisting that it lacked the parts to do so.

When my mom lived there, she would see orbs constantly, and had this weird thing happen where wind would suddenly fill her room in the basement. I've been in there before; there are no windows, one doorway, and it had concrete walls. Nobody knows why it would randomly become windy in there.

Even now that I'm older and more skeptical, that event keeps me sort of wary to paranormal stuff. It doesn't help that my childhood home also had some strange happenings, like this whistling I've heard a few times. The first was when I was 10-ish. My room was in the basement- the only bedroom on that floor. I was brushing my teeth with the bathroom door open behind me. Out of nowhere there was this loud whistle- imagine how you would whistle to get someone's attention- but it was weirdly low and slow. Two tones, the first high and the second lower, like someone was whistling "yoo-hoo". I looked into the mirror but there was no one in the hall behind me, despite the whistle echoing off the bathroom walls like the source was in the doorway. Still don't know what to think of that.

I heard it one other time nearly a decade later. I was leaving my bedroom (adjacent to the bathroom in the hall) and was reaching for the hall lightswitch when there was a curt whistle over my left shoulder. It was super loud and close, and way more jumpscare-ish than the first. To cope with the weirdness, I named the whistling thing "Whisp" and tried to envision it as some kind of prankster ghost. I still don't know what it was, but it's been a few years since I've had to deal with it.

I've sort of resigned myself to the belief that I'll never understand those things.
 
Dunno if I should ask to 'borrow' some of the links from the other older paranormal threads? There's some decenttuff there. I'm thinking some horror manga links?
 
I think the ghosts are out there. I can see some of the ghosts when I concentrate.

Do ghosts like the anus of Trent? Like I figure being a ghost and spending an eternity wandering the earth could be lonely and terrifying.

But spending an eternity slamming your cock in the anus of Trent could make an eternity seem pretty great.

But a ghost it like passes through objects. So how could it appreciate the anus of Trent if Trent's anus is solid?

Unless it could solidify its cock. If the ghost could solidify its cock it could find pleasure. Can you imagine Casper the friendly ghost slamming his cock into the anus of Trent in just the most friendly way? Wow that is hella pleasure for Casper and things of a hella ghost finding pleasure nature and things of that nature.
 
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