General prepper sperging thread - How not to be raped by corona Chan.

I went to the store to get cat food and all the hand sanitizer and practically everything labled 'anti bacterial' is completely gone. So are the gloves and most of the flu/cold preventative stuff, Evan all the vitiman c stuff was gone. I don't think they will be getting any more in for weeks.

This is a PA city so I'm just reporting in from my neck of the woods. I got a good stash but I'm currently hunting for some freeze dried stuff to save room.

I'm in Philly and almost all the cold medicine and stomach medicine was sold out
at Rite Aid. Even the stuff that wasn't on sale. I didn't look for hand sanitizer because I was not getting back in line again. Acme had no hand sanitizer. Some lady and her kid were looking for it. But the display only had mouthwash and cottonballs left. No toilet paper apocalypse yet.

I am aurprised that diapers are not going like hotcakes. You would think that such a necessity would also end up being hoarded.
 
How do you do, fellow preppers?

I'm wondering if anybody has resources on what to do to make rice and beans and other dried/canned foods more interesting. Both in scenarios where supply lines haven't collapsed and you might have access to, say, fresh onions... and in scenarios where you're in full lockdown and all you have is the spices on your shelf.

Beans:
Slow cooker, pressure cooker, or just in a pot of water, saltpork/bacon depending on how apocalyptic it's gotten(still good with out meat). I prefer Pinto beans, with black beans as good for a little variety. I put in a half an onion, half a bell pepper(dried/granulated if in full bunker mode), seasoning is going to be to your tastes but I suggest more than you'd think. Cornstarch can be used to thicken. I'm of the opinion you can't over due the garlic(fresh or granulated). Oregano, cumin, fennel, pepper, salt. Melt cheese into it afterwards, then refry the leftovers in a skillet with a little oil and just mashing them up.

Rice:
Pressure cooker or double boil. You can actually do a lot to get a different flavor to rice. I prefer Basmati rice(if Costco still has it, their 15 lbs bag of aged Basmati is superb). Equal parts liquid to rice. Add some chicken stock, soy sauce & savory leaf, Cajun/Creole seasoning, or rosemary & basil(substituting the water if you use a liquid component, last time I made rice I did ~7/8 cup of water, 1/8 cup of soy sauce, 1 cup of rice) to get a different style. Frozen peas thawed in the steamer basket of the pressure coocker, or in a pyrex bowl in place of the lid on a double boiler I think is a good compliment, but I'm weird in really enjoying peas. La Choy dried in a can Chow Mein noodles are great to add in for some crunch.

Stores with a bulk section like whole foods or sprouts let you buy these in relatively large quantity for not a lot(I can get a wide variety good enough for a few months for less than 10 dollars). Their are some tastes I do not care for that can probably you may enjoy(I've never had a taste for curry/spicy, I'm big on the savory). Smoked salt and pepper can be pricey, but goes a long way to add a nice flavor. I prefer leaf oregano, leaf rosemary, whole fennel, ground cumin, black caraway seed, roasted granulated garlic(better than powder IMHO), savory leaf, Lawry's Seasoned Pepper. Soy sauce can be got in bulk, you can get a variety too, dark, dark red, properly aged shoyu(expensive).
 
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I'm in Philly and almost all the cold medicine and stomach medicine was sold out
at Rite Aid. Even the stuff that wasn't on sale. I didn't look for hand sanitizer because I was not getting back in line again. Acme had no hand sanitizer. Some lady and her kid were looking for it. But the display only had mouthwash and cottonballs left. No toilet paper apocalypse yet.

I am aurprised that diapers are not going like hotcakes. You would think that such a necessity would also end up being hoarded.
During the apocalypse the streets will run brown with baby poop!
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I'm already good at being poor, so I have lots of different spices for rice and beans. Check the Hispanic aisle and buy goya seasoning packets. They're all good except for that ham flavor. It smells like salty, pungent pig jizz.
 
Okay I like you guys so, I'm gonna tell you this.
The cities will panic first as Corona Chan loves to fuck over cities because of the close proximity people share in them.
The people will panic buy and stocks will run low in the cities. (As you can clearly see.)
If you live in the cities, go out to a more rural area for shopping for goods most can't find, less population less demand.
Go out now if you can.

I know it sounds obvious but people sometimes forget about shit like this because they're used to going through their normal routines and going to the stores they're comfortable with.
 
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There was a line at my local 'business center' Costco, which was usually nearly empty on Saturday mornings, and they were limiting people to four 40 packs of water. Usually, the only people that go there are Arabs and Koreans buying bulk energy drinks and cigarette cartons for their stop-and-robs.
 
Not to powerlevel too much but I recently moved to Britbongland to see family before this shit kicked off and some health official on the news today basically said "it's best assume you're already infected"... I'm planning on going home soon before airports shut down... But I'm absolutely positively fucked aren't I?
Also they keep saying to just sneeze in your arm and use hand sanitizer to precent coronachan lol.

Panic buying hasn't hit here yet. Perhaps only in the most popular areas of cities... But Britfags have this smug air about them, thinking they're invincible while virtue signalling HARD about how not racist they are.
 
Not to powerlevel too much but I recently moved to Britbongland to see family before this shit kicked off and some health official on the news today basically said "it's best assume you're already infected"... I'm planning on going home soon before airports shut down... But I'm absolutely positively fucked aren't I?
Also they keep saying to just sneeze in your arm and use hand sanitizer to precent coronachan lol.

Panic buying hasn't hit here yet. Perhaps only in the most popular areas of cities... But Britfags have this smug air about them, thinking they're invincible while virtue signalling HARD about how not racist they are.

I would reccomend stocking up on food and water, preferably at the very least a months worth. Become a basement dwelling hermit. I'm serious, avoid groups of people, like going to cons and such. Don't order takeout or eat at fast food places. Make sure you have plenty of non electronic entertainment, cards, board games, books, Lego, ect.

Prepare for a possibility of a Quarantine or martial law where you won't be allowed to leave your house so you better be stocked up beforehand. Also don't panic. Panic does nothing good for you. Staying hopeful and positive is more important than what most people think.

other people may have other kinds of advice but this is pretty much the basics.
 
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Honestly, no human contact is the key, but that’s hard. Thankfully, unlike the rest of the retards in my state, I’ve bought a mask that use p100 filters, so I’m better off than most
 
Honestly, no human contact is the key, but that’s hard.
For most internet faggots. It's not as hard as you might think.
I used to be able to easily have almost no human contact. This isn't so possible once you become a functional human being.
 
For most internet faggots. It's not as hard as you might think.
I used to be able to easily have almost no human contact. This isn't so possible once you become a functional human being.
Yeah, but I work so I’m fucked.
 
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help my mom became a prepper and stocked up a month of supplies because of jim metokur's streams
and this only ended up happening because i showed my brother a terry davis templeos video one time like a year ago
 
I just traveled. Get fucking corona'd, my hometown.
 
I managed to find a 5 pack of 3M N95 masks on amazon that should get here a week from now. Haven't bought food supplies yet but plan to start today. I don't know what the stores will have but I'll find something. I have a shitton of old lausaugna noddle boxes, half a bag of rice, several cans of soup, lots of cereal boxes and cracker boxes, and a freezer full of ground venison to start. I plan to buy several 5 gallon jugs and a water tester strip so I can use tap water as my water supply. I doubt that the power is gonna go out over a viral outbreak, but I'll pick up an emergency radio and lots of batteries just in case. I entertain easily by myself so I'm not worried about my laptop not working because of a blackout or anything. I think I'm good on medical supplies.

I worried, but at the same time I'm not worried. I don't know how long this will last but I think that once I get my shit together proper then things will get really comfy.
 
The nearest Sam's Club is out of toilet paper, paper towels, and Lysol. Probably hand sanitizer, too.

Lovely. Time to get phone books and almanacs.
 
Oh sweet, a "we're all gonna die!!!!!" thread. Just my cup of tea!

I come from a family of preppers so we're fairly well off already. I've mostly been stockpiling supplies for my gerbils as well as buying as many herbs and spices I can get my hands on so if it comes to just eating whatever we can grow we can at least make each dish of cabbage taste a little different every night!

My birds have three months supply of seeds, and two weeks worth of lettuce. (We share.) The youngest one loves lettuce, so it's become an every day thing for them now.

If you've got the proper space to have a garden or some containers now is the time to start growing. Parsley does well in shaded and well watered areas, Basil is easy to grow, Thyme is good, Rosemary can be iffy if not kept dryish and cilantro don't even bother they're so sensitive as a plant, I've never had success with them surviving transplanting.

I might put together a gardening thread if others are interested.
 
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