Megathread General Questions and Discussion - Questions and discussions surrounding Yaniv not suited for a specific thread.

[JaneThough]

Yaniv and Wu would team up to become the ultimate monster tranny.

Yaniv vs. Gwen Hartley

Gwen. She'd fling Lola at him to take him off guard.

 

[Jeff teh Dog]

what if he and our fave 600 pound dainty gorl meet and fall in love. 900 el bees of sapphic action.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Yaniv v. Akiva Meir Cohen. Chosen one one chosen troon violence.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I haven't followed this cow very closely, has there been any indication that JY has ever actually gotten his balls waxed prior to beginning his frivolously litigious troon quest?

If no: What if Jonathan actually succeeded in his quest and received the Brazilian Waxing of his paraphilic fantasies?

I feel like he might have a bad time when the reality sets in

 

[wenttobermuda]

Yaniv v. Akiva Meir Cohen. Chosen one one chosen troon violence.

Excellent one.

Cohen comes out strong in round 1, and is the more active combatant, but can't deal with Yanniv's size advantage. Yanniv shrugs off Cohen's best strikes, which are all bitch slaps, and smothers Cohen against the ropes. Both are visibly exhausted as the round ends.

Cohen refuses to answer the bell for round 2, and sends his daughters out in his stead.

Yanniv is clearly delighted, and agitated and confused, and takes out his mouthpiece to strike up a conversation about feminine hygiene products with them as the ref calls off the fight. Cohen leaps to his daughter's defense and sucker punches Yanniv, knocking him out cold. Nonetheless, the ref awards the match to Yanniv.

Yanniv advances to fight...

Russ Greer.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I think politically they are different. Chris seems more liberal, even though JY was seen wearing a Liberal Party pin. I think if JY were American he would have voted Trump though. Chris would never Vote Trump.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I think politically they are different. Chris seems more liberal, even though JY was seen wearing a Liberal Party pin. I think if JY were American he would have voted Trump though. Chris would never Vote Trump.

If Bob were still kicking you best damn believe Chris would be rockin the MAGA Hat with his Sonichu medallion.

 

[LilBismyfriend]

I'm significantly more sympathetic to CWC because he'll always have that innocence to him. Johnathan is a psychopathic degenerate who likes kids

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I'm significantly more sympathetic to CWC because he'll always have that innocence to him. Johnathan is a psychopathic degenerate who likes kids

Agreed, A lot of Chris’ fuck ups and lulz come from him being completely naive about his actions and reality.

Jonathan on the other hand, clearly knows what he’s doing, and that makes it a whole different layer of disturbing.

 

[Looney Troons]

I have a special fondness for Chris. I have no kind words for JY. They both do dress the same. I wonder if JY has an autistic comic starring himself that we’ve yet to discover, one where he wins all of the beauty pageants and everyone fawns over him while being oppressed by the TERFCops

 

[Fitzsimmons]

Johnathan is a lot smarter - at least one standard deviation or more. To put it bluntly, Chris is barely smart enough to make it over the surface of the sea of self-awareness which makes him, despite his constant mess-ups, a loveable fool. There is no embarrassment at being caught in a lie nor contrition in wrongdoing.

Jessica gets trapped by her own specious logic several times in the last trial and appears to be too lazy to prepare a strong argument. However, she maneuvered through it without shooting off her foot entirely which is something Chris couldn’t have dreamed of

To me, what sticks out is that Jessica seems to be exploiting her station in life whereas Chris has always been drowning in it. No amount of virtue could make Chris any more than a greeter at K-Mart. Jessica might be Chosen People trailer trash, but she’s completely failed being a sexual being as a man and now seems quite happy creeping as a woman.

 

[Pony Horn]

Nah. While the are some similarities, Chris' criminal acts were mostly because of autism, stupidity, and the fact that his parents didn't let him go to tard school so he could get a nice slow in the mind gf. The addition of bad parenting and a lack of wrangling account for some of his other failings.

I think Jon has more in common with David Stone. Jon and David both have this thin veneer of goodness (the trans activist and the Dance of Life dancer) that barely covers a nasty criminal core. The widespread and widely accepted allegations of David sexually abusing his mother is as vile as JY's thirst for teen girls, only less documented.

Like Jon, David is adept at skirting the law and at using and abusing the law to his advantage. But he's dumber, more autistic, and more physically repugnant than Jon is so it's easier to see through him.

And while Chris seems like a model for the "I couldn't get a girl so I became one" type of tranny (to oversimplify things a bit), Jon and David seem to have become trannys so they can get away with more shit.

 

[Strelok]

What if Jace was still active while this was going down.

Only the Commander can save us from this timeline.

 

[King Nigger The 3rd]

What if Yaniv actually had a brain tumor?

 

[thismanlies]

Chris

-Chronically unemployable
-Gets criticized and mocked on social media
-Famous for creating a comic book
-Can’t seem to organize shit
-Is loved and endeared by KF
-Is not a pedo
-Trooned out to avoid being a gay man

Yaniv

-Started two business
-Enjoys protection from criticism and mockery by social media
-Famous for taking people to court for refusing to wax his balls
-Organized a creepy swim party with underage kids in which no parents were allowed
-Is absolutely hated by KF
-Definitely is a pedo
-Trooned our just so he could be one step closer “helping” girls with their tampons

 

[Looney Troons]

Chris

-Chronically unemployable
-Gets criticized and mocked on social media
-Famous for creating a comic book
-Can’t seem to organize shit
-Is loved and endeared by KF
-Is not a pedo
-Trooned out to avoid being a gay man

Yaniv

-Started two business
-Enjoys protection from criticism and mockery by social media
-Famous for taking people to court for refusing to wax his balls
-Organized a creepy swim party with underage kids in which no parents were allowed
-Is absolutely hated by KF
-Definitely is a pedo
-Trooned our just so he could be one step closer “helping” girls with their tampons

This is pretty good. However, I wouldn’t say Chris is ‘loved and revered’ here. He has numerous A-Logs and they bash him often. However, he is the far less egregious troon in this picture by a large margin.

 

[JoyQ]

I'm not saying they're the same person....but they're the same person.

 

[Sevatonius]

Alright, alright, I guess I have to be the one to ask.

Chris or Yaniv. Which of them would you rather fuck?

 

[Looney Troons]

Alright, alright, I guess I have to be the one to ask.

Chris or Yaniv. Which of them would you rather fuck?

We found our first poll.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

How will Yaniv die?

I'm calling it, he'll eventually take his tampon fetish too far and the tampons will stsrt to block important arteries. Then a giant bloated corpse will be left behind.