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Man it's like five year too late to put the PoP on Mizuki. They had a window where she was white hot in merchandise sales, constantly becoming the twitter gif watcher's favorite, and the most inventive move in wrestling, and was still able to work at 100%. Getting sucked into the Yuka vortex really derailed her career. Koda should have pulled the trigger before covid.
Big Dimes Haru vs Misao should be a good match. Misao is excellent at covering for other's mistakes by being able to break into character work instantly and distract the audience.
Rika and the lil Kaiju should be solid. Other than Yammy they are the two most tenured wrestlers on the roster.
Kiryu and Yoppy should be fun and gimmicky
The POM, Birb, Sunflower, and Tea match really feels like Neko should be slotted into it. I haven't kept up on the Teej since Saki retired, what is the Cat's current medical status. I think saw something about Misao booking a charity show for her a while back.
Uta is still a tiny weird little goblin chan


Oh speaking of which I will need to resub to WU for a month so I can catch Shoko and Misao's annual Jan 4th deathmatch. They always sawdust the fuck out of themselves in those.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
Does Darby going out on his terms means he gets to pick the wheelchair he's confined to? Or does he have more of a say, like what color the mouth piece he uses to direct the chair?
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That means he gets to pick his own method of suicide before his spine finally crumbles into dust because homeboy doesn't peg me as the type who would spend 20 years confined to a wheelchair.
 
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ForgedBlades said:
FYI tonight's TJPW show will be streaming live on YouTube for free at midnight EST if anyone is interested in checking it out. Unsure if there will be commentary but probably not.


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It's kind of a weird show. The two tag matches tonight will build up three of the title matches on the 12.29 and 1.4 shows (Miu Watanabe vs. Mizuki, Yuki Arai vs. Suzume, and Pom Harajuku vs. Matcha). All of the singles matches are part of a random draw tournament thing and all have a ten minute time limit. They'll probably range from decent (Miyu Yamashita vs. Mizuki, Shoko Nakajima vs. Rika Tatsumi) to absolute fucking dog shit (Ivy Steele vs. Moka Miyamoto, Chika Nanase vs. Uta Takami).

If you're a weeb or interested in J-pop idol shit I'd recommend checking it out.
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I only know Misao, but I'm always down to watch cute girls beating each other, plus it's free!
 
Billy Stinkwater said:
That means he gets to pick his own method of suicide before his spine finally crumbles into dust because homeboy doesn't peg me as the type who would spend 20 years confined to a wheelchair.
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He seems like a miserable fuck and a Dynamite Kid-esque end to his idiocy would be fitting and poetic, IMO.

Assuming he doesn't actually attempt Everest as he will fucking die.
 
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ForgedBlades said:
Fucking adore Haru. I was so proud of her and Toga for their match against Itoh and Miyu. They rocked it.

She just came back a month or so ago.

That's really the story of the promotion. I hope he doesn't fuck up Haru.
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Namba announced that on February 11 (Tuesday, national holiday) TJPW will have an event Hibiya Open-Air Music Hall.
This is the Hibiya Open-Air Music Hall, lol.
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Unnecessary Surgery Land said:
I absolutely think Logan Paul is a complete scam artist douche bag but FUCK I’m so excited to see him coming to RAW
That literal retard was born to heel.
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He's such an lying, scheming, two-faced, unrepentant, scumbag, grifter that he managed to grow up to be the perfect carney. It's like some sort of weird mix of Amerimutt genes distilled into the ultimate sociopath. I have never seen a more natural born professional wrestler.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
Did they ever figure out what the fuck the X Division actually was? Because from what I remember it was just the "we have no idea what to do with these guys, but they're decent and do a lot of flips. Also Joe's here." Division.
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"X-Division - A division which emphasizes high-flying, high-risk, fast-paced matches including specialty matches often fought for the X-Division championship"

The reality of things is that it was a glorified Cruiserweight title that would evolve into the Workrate title; much like NJPW's NEVER division was intended to showcase the undercard talent, only to turn into the choppa' belt. TNA over the years attempted to lower it's status within the company by introduction (and rebranding) the Legends / Global / Television / King of the Mountain Championship.

Since the takeover by Anthem, it's name is the only thing that remains as it serves as a mid-card belt with it's only defining gimmick being that it can be traded in for a World Championship shot at a certain point of the year. And before you ask, yes they have on multiple occasions done the "Big man wins the little man belt and bullies the division" gimmick. Joe, Kurt, Lashley, Moose as of recent.
 
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Well Intentioned said:
He seems like a miserable fuck and a Dynamite Kid-esque end to his idiocy would be fitting and poetic, IMO.

Assuming he doesn't actually attempt Everest as he will fucking die.
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That was my initial thoughts as well but i could just as easily see him ending up as the next Bam Margera. Former skateboarder/crash test dummy to becoming a irrelevant broken down washed up junkie is right there.

Everest is basically rich people Disneyland these days if you pay enough a company will have sherpas do all the work and literally drag you up the mountain. I could see Darby talking Tony into him having Darby do promos from base camp for a month while he got curb stomped adjusting to the altitude for some go nowhere angle. If he really wants to be the first wrestler to die on a mountain just saying K2 is right there.....

ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni said:
Namba announced that on February 11 (Tuesday, national holiday) TJPW will have an event Hibiya Open-Air Music Hall.
This is the Hibiya Open-Air Music Hall, lol.
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So which one of the girls is going to jump off it? Them's the rules you only book a place like that if someone is going to Aerostar it.
 
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Billy Stinkwater said:
Everest is basically rich people Disneyland these days if you pay enough a company will have sherpas do all the work and literally drag you up the mountain.
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It is, but it isn't. If I remember right, Darby has said some dumb shit that he isn't going to 'prepare' or whatever for Everest, which is suicidal. I might be misremembering, but you still have to make some preparations for Everest and if he's going to eschew those, sherpas ferrying you up the mountain or not, he'll die.
 
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chiropractic gynecologist said:
that question shouldn't apply to just joshi but women's wrestling as a whole. bunch of sexless zilches that've never interacted with women, obsessing over chicks who would never give them the time of day.
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I mean, I get lusting over pretty women. Its silly but harmless enough to find someone attractive. The going to far part is the worrying bit of course, when they verge into stalking etc.

But the joshis fans, its different. I mean that guy I quoted, its almost like it could be his daughter he is talking about, rather than some woman wrestler he likes. Why is he proud of her having a match, why adore and not sexually attracted, or fuckable or something. Why take that strange direction.

Actually, I know full well and should stop hinting. All joshi fans are fucking pedos, and everyone kinda knows it.
 
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