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PS1gamenwatch said:
Imagine if he cusses while playing he'd be like AVGN before AVGN

Also is playing against HBK? That's probably why he is sweating because even in a video game, Shawn Michaels is getting to his nerves.
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He'd probably whine about video games the same way he whines about old wrestling.
"You know Brian, if it were up to me I would have made Sonic the hedgehog purple and put him over against Dr Robotnik in the casino level. It would have been a great way to get some heat on Smoky Mountain Wrasslin, but fuckin Johnny Ace came in and said that Sonic needed to be blue and I said why do we need to make Sonic blue he's already over with the crowd purple, and he said corny that's always the way we've done things here in the Fed. Fuckin blue Sonic couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop."
Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr. said:
I really don't see how she'll be any better in the toybox. I guess she can always job to Sasha Banks or get her head cracked by Roderick Strong's retard wife.

I only wish she has as amazing a run as Kamille has so far, especially if Tony keeps sending in the checks.
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Kairi vs Riho would be a banger. Also I see infinite humor in watching 60 pound Kairi squash that 300 pound man Nyla Rose for the women's title.
I'm also tickled by the idea of Kairi meeting Toni storm and having no fucking clue what that woman is about.
You know people forget, because they've had her playing some kind of retarded childish damsel in distress for the past 6 years that Kairi actually knows what the fuck she's doing in between the ropes.
It wasn't too long ago that when she was Doku, she may not have won but she beat the FUCK out of Penta in that black lotus triad gauntlet match in lucha underground.
She has skill and she has talent, and being an embarrassing prop on WWE television for the past 6 years didn't take any of that talent away from her. She's 37, if Punk is anything to go by she's got maybe 10 good years left. Hopefully she won't retire and she'll make the most of that final decade.
 
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Lip Glossary said:
He'd probably whine about video games the same way he whines about old wrestling.
"You know Brian, if it were up to me I would have made Sonic the hedgehog purple and put him over against Dr Robotnik in the casino level. It would have been a great way to get some heat on Smoky Mountain Wrasslin, but fuckin Johnny Ace came in and said that Sonic needed to be blue and I said why do we need to make Sonic blue he's already over with the crowd purple, and he said corny that's always the way we've done things here in the Fed. Fuckin blue Sonic couldn't book Lassie in a pet shop."
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Now I just want to hear Cornette read famous Chris Chan rants
 
ForgedBlades said:
Kairi Hojo finna run in during the Stardom PPV main event tomorrow and save Cosmic Angels.
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main roster talents all have a 90 day non compete claus. NXT talent have a 30 day non compete claus. I can see HHH trying to beg for Kairi to be brought back as this basically killed whatever the fuck they were trying to do with Asuka. Also suffah Alistair you better hope that bridge ain't burnt at AEW since you apparently refused to do business there. Speaking of AEW I'd be hitting up Kairi asap if I were them.
 
JamFlowMan said:
Now I just want to hear Cornette read famous Chris Chan rants
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You're lucky I love you.
Hello. My name is James Mark Cornette… from Louisville, Kentucky. [puts on glasses]

It has come to my attention that I have a lot... more fans of my opinions on old wrestling and Sonic than I had originally thought, and I thank each and every one of you for your support. And I will draw more comics, uh, when I get some God damn positive inspiration, or, uh, whenever the fuck I feel like it. After all, everybody else—everybody has a life, except those trampoline cowboys over in fuckin AEW; so do I; I have a life. [inhales sharply and drinks sprite]

Anyway, it has also come to my attention that I have a lot of people who may have picked up on the wrong theories of my person. [inhales sharply] I will not quote any dirt sheets, but I would like to humbly apologize for appearing to be some kind of sleaze, troll, badass, or whatever adjectives, good or fuckin bad, you may feel about me. [inhales sharply]

Please understand: I am a 65 year-old, high-functioning wrestling promoter and manager… with a simple, peaceful dream… of wrestling not being for fucking marks who want it to be a god damn fuckin video game… "Smoky Mountain Wrasslin”. “Wrasslin”: a name that sounds similar to wrestling, but it has a nice ring to it. And it’s also similar to the illustrious sport that is mined from the Earth’s ground. “Smoky”: my mother’s maiden name, and a proper English name from royal descent. As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother’s side in the, uh, ancestrial traits [inhales sharply] we have, uh, we have been traced down to Buddy Rogers, who was on the main roster pre-television in the territories. And, uh, beyond him, gorgeous George, who was the, uh, one of H—Henry VIII's… King Henry VIII's wives, who gave birth to, uh, Queen Elizabeth I, and “Chandler”: the, uh, name—the family name my father had. And, uh, from his, uh, line, uh, we have, uh, from his side of the family, we have the, uh, Cherokee blood. I'm one-sixteenth. [inhales sharply] And from among us Cherokees, there are very few of us left, because we were big in number, but then came along the, uh, forced march on the Trail of Tears, where some of us went into hiding…. Yeah, short line there: Cherokees. We're a respected tribe. We should be respected. Anyway… even though we were forced onto the Trail of Tears, but that's another—that's another—whole 'nother story. You can go read—you can learn about in your local libraries.
I had to give up after the first few paragraphs because Chris Chans writing is so nonsensical and fucking insane.
 
DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
main roster talents all have a 90 day non compete claus. NXT talent have a 30 day non compete claus. I can see HHH trying to beg for Kairi to be brought back as this basically killed whatever the fuck they were trying to do with Asuka. Also suffah Alistair you better hope that bridge ain't burnt at AEW since you apparently refused to do business there. Speaking of AEW I'd be hitting up Kairi asap if I were them.
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There is no no compete clause when they let you go early. She's free to show up on aew tonight if she wants to.
That's only if she decides not to take the money offered for 90 days, though.
 
Lip Glossary said:
Kairi vs Riho would be a banger. Also I see infinite humor in watching 60 pound Kairi squash that 300 pound man Nyla Rose for the women's title.
I'm also tickled by the idea of Kairi meeting Toni storm and having no fucking clue what that woman is about.
You know people forget, because they've had her playing some kind of retarded childish damsel in distress for the past 6 years that Kairi actually knows what the fuck she's doing in between the ropes.
It wasn't too long ago that when she was Doku, she may not have won but she beat the FUCK out of Penta in that black lotus triad gauntlet match in lucha underground.
She has skill and she has talent
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Brother, I know she has talent. So does A LOT of AEW's roster.

But it's booked by a money mark manchild.

She's not going to have an amazing run, or hot feuds, and she's certainly not going to be booked like a Giant Slayer because Tony Khan is a fucking retard.

By all means, I want to be wrong. I want that billionaire roach to prove me wrong, but he won't.
 
Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr. said:
Brother, I know she has talent. So does A LOT of AEW's roster.

But it's booked by a money mark manchild.

She's not going to have an amazing run, or hot feuds, and she's certainly not going to be booked like a Giant Slayer because Tony Khan is a fucking retard.

By all means, I want to be wrong. I want that billionaire roach to prove me wrong, but he won't.
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Riho beat the 300 pound tranny. I believe in miracles, especially since Kenny Omega is on record talking about what a mark he is for Kairi.
 
"Wow, the WWE sucks, amirite? Now subscribed to my channel that mainly covers news and recaps to the company I rely on for revenue even though it hasn't been great since the Attitude Era." -Every big wrestling YouTuber
 
DumDum Did Nothing Wrong said:
main roster talents all have a 90 day non compete claus. NXT talent have a 30 day non compete claus. I can see HHH trying to beg for Kairi to be brought back as this basically killed whatever the fuck they were trying to do with Asuka. Also suffah Alistair you better hope that bridge ain't burnt at AEW since you apparently refused to do business there. Speaking of AEW I'd be hitting up Kairi asap if I were them.
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Oh I think Black burnt the AEW bridge to a crisp on his way out.
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I'm sure it would never happen with the current generation of marks in the ring, but I've always wondered at what point would TKO be able to fuck up and piss everyone off bad enough that the entire roster would try to organize a union to strike or just walk out completely? Could someone like Cody, or god forbid Punk, try to rally everyone to stand together and make serious changes to put TKO in line and chill on all the corporate fuckery, or would TKO just bring in a wave of indie scabs and more youtube celebrities to fill the spots and carry on until the company dies completely? Maybe the Saudis buying out the company completely will be the final straw to see something like a full roster walk out happen.
 
out of all the celeb matches they could do, I think Vaush vs Asmongold would probably be the least divisive they could do at least on here
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With the wyatt sicks I dont put it past the wwe to use that uncle howdy clip as a one and done have nothing else planned. but it was so well done and so well received you gotta wonder the fumble after the fact how much of that was creative and how much of it was just bo and Eric mentally not being able to do the shit anymore. Bo especially had big shoes to fill. And as much as I could see the wwe creative team not knowing how to replicate what bray was good at, I could also just see bo not being able to do it. Its one thing to do the no words horror vignettes behind a mask but when it comes time to speak irl both Eric and bo struggle when it comes to bray and brodies memory. As quickly as I beleive it was a quick cash grab it also seems like both those dudes struggle immensely mentally.
 
CarlosDanger said:
Oh I think Black burnt the AEW bridge to a crisp on his way out.
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Zelina was on her stream bitching and whining about how Sean Sapp broke the news of her being let go before she could.
Let me tell you what that's called, mediocre looking valet for a mid talent who never got over, it's called journalism and he was doing his job because if he would have sat there and waited for you to finish your fucking gay twitch stream he would have got scooped by every other wrestling journalist.
Maybe you should be mad at your fucking employer for letting everyone know at once instead of giving you the heads up.
Hamburger Detractor said:
I'm sure it would never happen with the current generation of marks in the ring, but I've always wondered at what point would TKO be able to fuck up and piss everyone off bad enough that the entire roster would try to organize a union to strike or just walk out completely? Could someone like Cody, or god forbid Punk, try to rally everyone to stand together and make serious changes to put TKO in line and chill on all the corporate fuckery, or would TKO just bring in a wave of indie scabs and more youtube celebrities to fill the spots and carry on until the company dies completely? Maybe the Saudis buying out the company completely will be the final straw to see something like a full roster walk out happen.
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Lmao as if punk had any kind of principles at all. He sucked on that blood money covered Saudi dick so hard he got whiplash. He only cares about himself, his spot and his ego.
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Kairi basically telling us that it isn't over.
Hopefully AEW bound soon.
 
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The Nothingness said:
"Wow, the WWE sucks, amirite? Now subscribed to my channel that mainly covers news and recaps to the company I rely on for revenue even though it hasn't been great since the Attitude Era." -Every big wrestling YouTuber
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You think the people who watch wrestletube actually would care about reviews of superindys and non-Nooj japanese wrestling
 
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