I've seen the light and I now realise that cultural appropriation is real, and that any Caucasian person from a predominately English speaking background should be tried in a court of law if they eat foods other than ones with at least 200 years of documented history of being traditional recipes in England, have a name that isn't John Smith or Catherine Smith, or use any words that don't have a Latin root.
If found guilty, the penalty shall be fresh, raw and peeled ginger root shoved up the arse and a public cock/cunt whipping.
There will be no finds of innocence because English speaking Caucasians are all racist piles of shit and should be ashamed for existing. #WHITE PRIVILEGE