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A bird pooped on my car
The bird poop is white
OH MY GOD BIRDS ARE WHITE SUPREMACISTS! #CANCELBIRDS
 
You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!
 
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Why the fuck have we not found a cure for the common cold yet? Why is it I can function better if I have the flu and running to the bathroom to vomit constantly, but a cold practically completely shuts me down? Woke up two days ago feeling like my sinuses were stuffed with concrete and someone was tickling my throat with a molten garden rake.

Fuck colds! And fuck the disgusting walking disease factory I caught it from!
 
FUCKING TWIST-OFF BOTTLECAPS

FUCK YOU

SO STUPIDLY EASY TO REMOVE WITHOUT A BOTTLE OPENER, YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL BOTTLECAPS
 
Everyone else posting in this thread sucks monkey ass and fills me with indescribable rage. I am literally shaking just looking at your fucking posts. I hope each and every one of you hate-filled little shits get your filthy incel balls chewed off one at a time by mildly peeved woodchucks.
 
I legit have problems with airplane leg rooms. I always feel claustrophobic on United flights. ANA and Japan Airlines knows what to do with leg rooms and yet Airlines managed by Americans don’t do shit, like wtf?
 
Cedric_Eff said:
I legit have problems with airplane leg rooms. I always feel claustrophobic on United flights. ANA and Japan Airlines knows what to do with leg rooms and yet Airlines managed by Americans don’t do shit, like wtf?
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because American airline companies are cheap as fuck and generally horrible to their customers
 
Why the fuck do back seats, in trucks and cars, have a 90 degree sitting angle? Or worse, I sat in a fucking ford that I swear to christ had a forward-tipping 110 degree angle.
It felt like I was being crumpled up back there, who the fuck approves this shit?
 
WhoBusTank69 said:
Why the fuck do back seats, in trucks and cars, have a 90 degree sitting angle? Or worse, I sat in a fucking ford that I swear to christ had a forward-tipping 110 degree angle.
It felt like I was being crumpled up back there, who the fuck approves this shit?
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Is it Toyota? Because the Japanese tend to not recline their seats.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
Is it Toyota? Because the Japanese tend to not recline their seats.
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Front seats in most vehicles are fine. It's the back seats on almost everything that has you wedging yourself in and sitting at an acute angle, because reasons.
 
The Australian Federal Election. I can't even watch the nighly news without some political nobhead screaming at me about how everyone else is shit and his party is the best for this country during the ads.

NIGGA YOU'RE ALL SHIT STFU AND STOP HARASSING ME THROUGH EVERY CONCEIVABLE VECTOR.
 
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