getting help at 560 pounds (02/18/19)

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TL;DW
Amberlynn goes on an extended rant about how she didn't fart in one of her videos (she totally farted. fat people can't help it)
Amberlynn still hasn't figured out that above a certain size, gaining weight should be more difficult than losing it (because of the absurd number of calories you have to shovel into your face)
 
MediocreMilt said:
TL;DW
Amberlynn goes on an extended rant about how she didn't fart in one of her videos (she totally farted. fat people can't help it)
Amberlynn still hasn't figured out that above a certain size, gaining weight should be more difficult than losing it (because of the absurd number of calories you have to shovel into your face)
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Nothing new to see here then. Al is just finding more ways to be exceptional.
 
I love how she low-key blames her subscribers that she failed OptaVia. And yet she couldn’t figure out from her hours and hours upon hours of research that she was restricted to 900 calories a day.
 
Twenty minutes of literal drivel, as she claims she's not in a "ranty" mood.

Can't wait for the sequel to this video, "Hanging Myself at 570 pounds". She seriously doesn't get it.
 
She's so exceptional that she farted on camera, didn't edit it out and proceeds to use the oldest excuse in history "it was the dog, lol".

Hamby, you ate yourself into being intellectually disabled.

Phenomenal work.
 
I feel bad, this obese to beast guy seems legit like he's trying to be nice and soon we'll have a BLOCKED BY FITNESS YOUTUBER?!??!?!?! video because she can't help but be a rude cunt.
 
17 minutes of this shit.

She said she watches only one reaction channel, brings up our golden child Zachary. It's the only one she watches, you guys. She DIDN'T FART YOU GUYS. IT WAS TWINKIE STOR. NOT OUR DAINTY GORL. Thanks for throwing your dog under the bus.

okay I tapped out at 6 minutes when she started to say she's misunderstood, and no one understands what she's going through. Sure Jan.
 
meretseger said:
okay I tapped out at 6 minutes when she started to say she's misunderstood, and no one understands what she's going through. Sure Jan.
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To be fair, it is hard to understand her. Her grasp on the English language is tenuous at best. It's not like it's her job to talk to people or anything. Oh. Except it is.
 
Ive said it once and ill say it again. The ONLY WAY I see her actually losing weight is if someone comes in and meal preps for her and she sticks to it. No excuses cause you're actually paying someone to do their job. The food would be portioned out, measured and everything. She has the money to do it so theres no excuses. She doesnt know what shes doing in the kitchen and we've seen it from her "recipes" videos.
 
Making a video where specific focus is put on denying accusations of farting in a video and not editing it out is an honor few other youtubers besides our gorl could have.
 
Owlflaps said:
Who knows? She probably ate all her that calories back and then some after day 3 of her failed diet
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Um, obviously it was the cup of noodles and all that sodium that made her put on that extra water weight. Always with the water weight.
 
Is it driving anyone else insane that she only refers to him as Obese to Beast? Like surely if she's a 'legit long time fan omg my fave youtuber' she'd know his name is John?

Also she's a deluded fuck, but what else is new. Wash, rinse, repeat amirite Hamby?
 
What I got from this video is if you aren’t a big YouTube influencer then your opinion or advice on dieting is irrelevant.
Everyone, I mean everyone tells her the same shit.
Just kill yourself already, oh wait!
 
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