A cam copy was released. I decided to watch it while I chill after a 4 hour walk.
After 15 or so minutes there were two fart/queef/shit jokes. I got a little bored and decided to shave my balls.
20 minutes in and I laughed for the first time when that dude flips them off.
24 minutes in and the main cast is very unlikable.
The villain reminds me of Patton Oswalt from that 5 Second Films sketch:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=EnvlzHkYVH8;m=2;s=14
31 minutes in and so far two product placements: Pringles and 7-Eleven.
34 minutes in and there's a pretty obvious goof: the guy spray painting the Ghostbusters logo is seen using just one spray can and yet the logo has two colors.
36 minutes in and I'm thinking "Just how many ghost movies are there where the ghosts just straight up kill people? No possession or being frightened to death or any of that BS. The only one I can think of off the top of my head is the Fulci film House by The Cemetery. I'd like to see Mellissa Mccarthy get a Fulci-Styled death by now."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zbIiJeCpCgY
39 minutes in and the black chick just invites herself as a Ghostbuster. This feels very forced. Chris Helmsworth isn't funny.
41 minutes and this is a hard movie to sit through. Thank god I can shit post while watching this POS.
45 minutes in and here's the Bill Murray cameo. He's given literally nothing to do.
47 minutes in and the new Ghostbusters remix sounds like shit.
48 minutes Michael Mcdonald from Mad TV appears. And he's completely wasted except for one bit that comes up a little later. I cracked a 2nd laugh thanks to Michael Mcdonald.
54 minutes in and here's a pointless Ozzy Ozbourne cameo.
57 minutes in and Bill Murray is back. He does most of his scene sitting. It seems like they only shot Bill with whatsherface Kristen Wiig because it cuts back to the other characters and Bill and whatsherface are not in the same shot. Bill seems bored as fuck. Nothing about this scene is funny. And it just shows that our main character is an idiot. They didn't even film Bill dying.
Bill's scene in Zombieland is 10 million times better than this.
One hour in and here's Matt Walsh from Upright Citizens Brigade. Another funny fucking dude who's a master at improv. He's completely wasted as well.
Is Paul Feig gay? This seems like it was written by a gay dude.
An hour and 10 minutes in and here's a cameo by the lady who played the receptionist in the original. She's more likable than our main characters.
I also noticed that our main characters have yet to talk about re-capturing the ghost that the cunt let out.
An hour and twenty minutes in and I'm as bored as a motherfucker. Holy shit there's a whole lot of nothing going on. I can't stop now, there's just 34 minutes left. I just find it amazing that this thing cost 150 million and yet there were no re-shoots or anything. That flick John Carter had re-shoots. The new Star Wars has a lot of re-shoots being done from what it looks like. But everyone involved apparently thought this was comedy gold.
An hour and twenty three minutes and here's the Dan Akroyd cameo. Once again, wasted.
An hour and twenty seven minutes. Stay Pufft makes a cameo as a demonic balloon. Also badly done. And the setup for defeating him (it takes less than a minute) is sloppy. Literally ten minutes before this scene they have a moment where Wiig is given a pocket knife and they make a big deal about it. That's just fucking sloppy.
An hour and twenty eight minutes and here's an ad for Twinkies.
And here's a big pointless action scene with ladies who look like they don't even jog. And since when can the fucking proton packs kill ghosts? They have to be trapped, the packs just immobilize the ghosts. They never establish that you can kill them or whatever with the proton packs.
An hour and thirty two minutes in and Slimer has had two scenes and none have been funny. You remember that one scene in Ghostbusters 2 where Slimer is the bus driver and gives Rick Moranis a lift? That was funnier than anything in this POS.
On that note: Ghostbusters 2 is looking like fucking Citizen Kane when compared to this fucking monstrosity. Ghostbusters 2 had a likable cast and it had its moments. This thing just has nothing going for it.
The build up to this big final battle has nothing, repeat, NOTHING on the original. No creepy music, no funny/inventive montage with a variety of ghosts, nothing. Absolutely nothing.
That Titanic joke in Ghostbusters 2? That was better than the entirety of this POS.
I really hope Paul Feig is blacklisted for helming this shit.
Okay, it's over. Here's Ernie Hudson being completely wasted. Done. Deleted file. Not re-seeding. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this. Fuck this.
