Gimmick Account Twitter / '_________' posting their Ls/Ws / '_________' Out of Context - Unnecessary soapboxes, e-begging, >not posting on main, terminally online posters, "You are blocked from following _______"

[Blasterman]

Wait. Did he ever actually even meet this girl IRL, ever? It’s bizarre to see people saying they are dating or in a relationship but have never actually met the person IRL and all of their interactions happened over an ISP.

This is the prime example of why not to have a fake online LARP relationship, you're gonna end up exposed as a pedo.

 

[Atatata]

Who knows what they're feeding kids these days, maybe she was a giga mutant eleven year old.
But seriously, its stupid to love a person you have never met in person. Wouldn't be a shock if he probably knew she was a kid already and pretended to fall for it.

 

[Santiago_Nasar]

>a 10yo pokemon characther
which one?

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Twitter user grooms child, more at 7.

11, actually.

 

[Shaka Brah]

This is the prime example of why not to have a fake online LARP relationship, you're gonna end up exposed as a pedo.

Sadly it was not a fake online LARP relationship. He claims to have been with her IRL, which is much worse.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

There was like a short era there where people actually tried to set up closed, restricted internet safety zones for the kiddos, but for some reason these went the way of the dodo along with inexpensive, limited "kid friendly" electronics. Now they just get their own brand-new iPhone where they're free to roam the depths of YouTube and Twitter, unsupervised, and nobody seems to have much of a problem with this. It's bizarre.

To an oldfag like me, no, it's not bizarre... it's how things used to be. Yeah, believe it or not, children were once actually expected not to be completely incapable, gullible, and utterly credulous faggots, and parents were expected to at least have some vague awareness of what their children were up to. Back in the day we didn't need "kid areas" because if you were smart enough to figure out how to post you were assumed to be smart enough to fit in. In a way that's what really needs to change: posting should have an IQ prerequisite again. Imagine how much nicer the network would be if the drooling masses on Twitter were silenced forever because they were simply too stupid to know how to post?

 

[karz]

I rarely use Twitter but when I do, “old person online” is shitting up my feed.

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[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Who knows, but in this twitlong he says as follows:
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"She looked".
So, he saw her.

Alternatively, we can go with "was around me most of the time" because now I highly doubt this was online only.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

When will they learn that just saying nothing is the best course of action. I would’ve dismissed claims of „she is 11 because there is 007 in her username“ as retarded Twitter bullshit, but then he goes ahead and confirms it and tries to justify it, what a retard, these people spend too much time online.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Gimmick accounts LARPing as people who care for children’s feedback on a site that is only to be used if you’re over the age of 18 will never get old.

 

[Pizza Time]

what about an 11 year old? Because that's when they started dating. It's pretty hard to mistake someone that young as being 17. I can't imagine a kid in grade six being able to sound like someone in their final high school years.

Given how a lot of terminally online women in their late teens and early 20s try to act like toddlers for the sake of being "uwu kawaii smol beans" and Reply Seeker is almost guaranteed to have some form of severe autism, I wouldn't be surprised if he was fooled. Though again, he was retarded enough to beg his 13 year old girlfriend to stay with him, so he's still guilty.

 

[Cripple]

There was like a short era there where people actually tried to set up closed, restricted internet safety zones for the kiddos, but for some reason these went the way of the dodo along with inexpensive, limited "kid friendly" electronics. Now they just get their own brand-new iPhone where they're free to roam the depths of YouTube and Twitter, unsupervised, and nobody seems to have much of a problem with this. It's bizarre.

Because the pedos always found a way in. "Kid-only zone" can't work when there's no real way to verify age. To this day if it has "kid" in it, it's 99.9% likely to be a pedo hunting ground. That .01% is only theoretical that someone, somewhere is going to put in all the effort it would take to keep kids safe and honestly, I've never seen an app or site like that yet.

 

[XANA]

Add one for the "child-friendly personal being outed as a pedo" count.

Also holy fuck, his face. It looks so greasy and sickly, and that asymmetrical smile is setting off all kinds of alarm bells. I feel like I need to take a shower now. Eughh.

 

[JoshPlz]

I looked at The Reply Seeker's account and not only was it dogshit, I couldn't understand what the gimmick was supposed to be at all.

Archiving his face reveal because he's literally a wonky faced pedo.

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lol, ugly! what happened to his face? did he get hit by a bus?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Imagine having your brain so rotted by constant 24/7 connection to the shittiest social media site that you end up having a full blown identity crisis/existential meltdown because the guy who pretended to be a sentient faucet posting quirky roleplay jokes turned out to be a creeper irl.

 

[HumbleFarmer]

I think the very fact that he could become emotionally invested in a 13-year-old girl (initially ELEVEN, for Christ's sake) is pretty damning in and of itself.

idk man, ive met some pretty emotionally retarded people online. seeing pictures though, is enough to convince me something fishy is going on

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

How can you even say you "dated" an 11 year old?
Just that sentence alone is fucking weird.

 

[Cool Dog]

I think it's perfectly reasonable to believe a 13 year old could catfish an older guy into thinking she's 17 over the internet, and all that shit about it being obvious and he must have known is bullshit.

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That shit right there is the real money, wew.

Maybe with no video, voice nor pics and if the guy is extremely socially retarded so he cant pick up the cues then maybe just maybe she could fool him

Big maybe...

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

The way he describes begging her to stay after finding out she's a child is so interesting because he makes it seem like he emotionally connected to her.
What kind of a colossal fucking retard do you have to be to relate to an 11-13 year old that way

All of these twitter retards are victims of molestation or some extremely deep traumatic experience(s) who managed to not empty a 12-gauge upside the roof of their mouths before they grew up to be adults. It's the reason they're completely emotionally and developmentally stinted and make their bones compiling shit-tier internet jokes behind an animated pfp. They have much more in common with people much, much younger than them than they do people their age.

 

[Much Ado About Nothing]

In this video he introduce his "gf shelby" who does talk somewhere in the background at some point. It's cringe.
This is in comments

Link sadly not much info there.
That name pops up a lot in the comment section. Different accounts, some with similar pfp to the one that she had on discord.
So going to guess that is the actual name of the girl. If any parents out there has a daughter with this name, whom also plays minecraft and spends ungodly hours on discord. Please disconnect them from the internet.