girlfriends

[Exigent Circumcisions]

you're not my dad

If I was, you wouldn't still be a virgin.

 

[Pinecandle]

If I was you wouldn't still be a virgin.

got me there, dad

 

[Florence]

Had one, broke up cause she wanted to get more work done. Never date a Jerry, kids.

 

[Pinecandle]

OP's girlfriends:
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>40k fake internet points

ok neckbeard

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

car crash thread

 

[Pissmaster]

Close the border again null

 

[Reverend]

The pay half the bills.

 

[Pinecandle]

Close the border again null

i agree.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Ive not got a proper girlfriend relationship, I haven't in years, Im too much of a SIMP From posting on KF all day and distracting from my own personal weaknesses as a male sex by laughing at other pathetic Incels and love travesties On the Beauty Parlour Threads

 

[Pissmaster]

Ive not got a proper girlfriend relationship, I haven't in years, Im too much of a SIMP From posting on KF all day and distracting from my own personal weaknesses as a male sex by laughing at other pathetic Incels and love travesties On the Beauty Parlour Threads

Then study what the incels are always doing wrong and don't do that

And start acting more like a chad, even just pretending to be a chad will build a healthier mindset for you and make you a much better person, and much more likely to find a nice girl

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

my japanese gf's teen pussy is so tight that it's impossible for my 11.5" cock to fit so we've never had vaginal intercourse despite being together for a few years. luckily anuses are stretchier.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

my boyfriend is old, tall and has a medium dick.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Then study what the incels are always doing wrong and don't do that

And start acting more like a chad, even just pretending to be a chad will build a healthier mindset for you and make you a much better person, and much more likely to find a nice girl

Thanks Man, but thats so much easier said than done, Your either born a chad or your not, I could put more effort and maybe id be successful but never get the kind of women Chads get, Im kind of a naturally shy character, Im no natural leader although Im far from weak, Im not really a charismatic person which Is why Im ignored by most women.

 

[Wraith]

4' 11"?
@Pinecandle, did your girlfriend's previous boyfriend used to feed her on a high chair doing the airplane sounds but crashing the spoon into her cheek repeatedly?

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

i sperg out when things are of an odd number. like the time i murdered 599 muslims in my private concentration camp in china, i freaked the fuck out and killed one of my own guards to make it 600.

unless he was mussy you only killed 599. and an odd number of guards too

 

[Orion Balls]

Girlfriends are overrated. Get a wife. They're legally required to give a shit. I think it's in the vows.

 

[mortyposter]

I. DON'T. HAVE. ONE.