Give me 2 unrelated concepts, and I'll make a *shitty* magic system out of them.

Fursuits and Islam
By wearing specially prepared fursuits while performing certain Islamic rituals (praying toward Mecca, Ramadan fasting, etc) people can unlike certain animal abilities for a limited amount of time. Someone might be able to run like a horse, see at night like a wolf or owl, or even fly. However, while some Muslims consider these gifts of Allah, Islamic fundamentalists consider this a corruption of Satan and will gruesomely kill anyone they catch with a fursuit.

Hentai and relativity.
 
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vodka and traps.
Potions that let you change your outward appearance to look like other people (does not affect internals, or genitalia).

breakdancing and parenting

A system kind of like bards' magic where by doing certain performances, you can subtly implant ideas into the viewer's minds. Also applies to
Judaism and Break Dancing.

Reaganomics and basketball

A form of sympathetic magic where by affecting something in effigy, you affect the real thing. Touching the effigy by yourself disturbs the link, so you can only touch it in extremely brief bursts.

Bombs and martial arts

Ki system that lets you pull energy out of the surroundings and use it either to enhance your body or add power to your strikes. This can include creating an explosion when you hit something.

Sushi and Trivial Pursuit

Information can be instantly memorized by writing it on tiny, specially prepared scrolls, and then eating the scroll.

Feng shui and donuts

By arranging your surroundings according to the flow of wind and water, you can deflect the Emerald Splash.

Hentai and relativity.
I approve of your system.

If you wear your hair over your eyes and convince yourself that anything to do with the protagonist's genitals are normal, you can transform yours to be "normal," I.E. the same as his/hers.
 
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